Remaking Vince Neil

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wow...

http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/remaking/87411/episode.jhtml

The Remaking of Vince Neil begins at a dingy club, in a strip mall in Minnesota, where Vince is performing solo to a small, aging, but loyal audience. The former frontman from Mötley Crüe has become significantly overweight, has maintained an escalating drinking habit, and is struggling to come up with new music to keep his sound current.

Vince Neil is presented with the opportunity to remake himself in preparation for one ultimate goal: a grand finale concert that could re-launch his career.

Over the next few months, Vince Neil will face his issues, battle his demons and will be tested on every level.

Visiting a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon could wash away years of wear and tear. A personal trainer seeks to correct Vince's bad habits and help him lose those extra pounds. Fabulous stylists direct Vince toward the proper threads and a more contemporary hair-style. Recording a new song with a legendary music producer could prove to be a hit or a flop. A brand-new Vince Neil is within reach, but will Vince accept the challenge?

No matter how much he trips and falls, whether he succeeds or fails, the experiences Vince encounters along the way will build the person he will become. See what happens when a dedicated and driven team of professionals joins forces, in an attempt to re-launch, rejuvenate, re-master and remake Vince Neil.

― nonthings (nonthings), Saturday, 25 December 2004 21:36 (twenty years ago)

so how is it working for vh-1?

― chaki in charge (chaki), Saturday, 25 December 2004 22:13 (twenty years ago)

We can make him better.....faster........stronger......

We can REBUILD him

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 26 December 2004 02:23 (twenty years ago)

i wish i had plastic surgeons and svengali producers to help me change my life!

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 26 December 2004 02:50 (twenty years ago)

so how is it working for vh-1?
-- chaki in charge (chaki.tim...), December 25th, 2004.

Suck yr mudder's tit, sir!

― nonthings (nonthings), Sunday, 26 December 2004 20:01 (twenty years ago)

i dunno. i say the only way he makes it is to become a kitschy character actor...

― kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 26 December 2004 20:44 (twenty years ago)

does this mean the Crue reunion tour isn't going as well as expected? who's got the numbers?

― nonthings (nonthings), Sunday, 26 December 2004 21:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mk-magazine.com/news/4-10-03/VINCE.jpg

― nonthings (nonthings), Sunday, 26 December 2004 21:08 (twenty years ago)

he looks as crap as tommy's biography.

― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Sunday, 26 December 2004 21:13 (twenty years ago)

human failure, plain and simple

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 26 December 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Too Fat For Love

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 17:03 (twenty years ago)

He looks kinda like Ron Jeremy though

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 28 December 2004 17:26 (twenty years ago)

I hope the "legendary music producer" is Ron Dante.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 17:27 (twenty years ago)

Lifts...I've had a few...but then again...to few to mention...
I've tucked; I've stapled too...

― 57 7th (calstars), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 17:46 (twenty years ago)

Saw Vince Neil at a Jewish deli near Beverly Hills last week. He was squeezed into a booth with some other sleazy looking M-F and what looked like two 19 yr old girls. The plastic surgery is not going well.

― ng, Tuesday, 28 December 2004 18:26 (twenty years ago)

As long as he's doing this, he should get that bone-stretching procedure done, too, dwarf that he is.

― pdf (Phil Freeman), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago)

Does his shirt above say "King Of Rape"?

― Timmy Winkle, Tuesday, 28 December 2004 23:37 (twenty years ago)

If my knowlege of Retarded Novelty T-shirt Culture is correct, "King of Rears" is what it is saying.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 00:17 (twenty years ago)

and below that?..."Buttwiper"?

― contribute, Wednesday, 29 December 2004 01:39 (twenty years ago)

Lordy. I thought this was a joke, but I just saw the ad for it.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 01:47 (twenty years ago)

He's grotesquely fascinating.

― 57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 02:57 (twenty years ago)

I cant imagine him having the ability to be clean. No matter how much he washes himself, he will always look filthy.

― David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 14:32 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

http://www.avclub.com/articles/rocks-most-infamous-drunk-driver-vince-neil-arrest,42598/

You cannot remake this piece of shit.

― kkvgz, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 12:44 (fifteen years ago)

Hah in that mug shot he almost looks like David Cross. Especially in the nose.

― Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

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