Fistfight-Phil Collins Vs. Elton John

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Could Phil Collins take on Elton John in a fistfight in a bar?

― Startrekman, Monday, 27 December 2004 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

totally. phil collins is a tough dude. elton is all flab.

― somewhere there, Monday, 27 December 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate to be all stereotypical by picking the straight dude over the gay dude, but Phil Collins is the obvious winner here.

― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 27 December 2004 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Elton say, Saturday night's alright for fightin'. So if it's on a Saturday night, Elton may pull it off.

Then again, Phil is a drummer, so he's used to hitting things.

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Monday, 27 December 2004 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Then again, Phil is a drummer, so he's used to hitting things.

on the other hand, elton is used to hitting his piano, roadies, band members, etc., when he's pissed off and/or drunk/high. back when elton was snorting coke like tony montana, i would've taken him over phil any day.

nowadays, i'd say it's 50/50 (even a clean-and-sober elton still has a nasty temper).

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 27 December 2004 06:39 (twenty-one years ago)

C-man v. Stephen Hawking

Gotta go with the guy in the wheelchair, get me?

― yob, Monday, 27 December 2004 06:43 (twenty-one years ago)

so then, robert wyatt v. stephen hawking?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 27 December 2004 06:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Elton would mop the floor with Phil.

Consider:

http://www.swr3.de/musik/stories/collins/pix/phil_collins.jpg http://weblog.imarash.com/archives/Elton-John.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 27 December 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

It all depends on Phil's willingness to headbutt.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 27 December 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread has brightened my day.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 December 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"Saturday Night's Alright for Kickin' Phil Collins' Ass"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 27 December 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

"Funeral for an ex-Genesis drummer/Phil Lies Bleeding"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 27 December 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"Another Kick In Pair O' Nuts"

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 27 December 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

what id really like to see is Peter Gabriel vs Phil

― chaki in charge (chaki), Monday, 27 December 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Phil would try to headbutt him but wouldn't be able to push past Gabriel's girth. Then Gabriel would bounce him to the ground and sit on him. The End.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 27 December 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm Still Standin' (on Phil Collins' testicles)"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 27 December 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"Take A Look At My Nads (Against All OW!)"

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 27 December 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"Don't Lose My Numb Nuts"

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 27 December 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Considering Phil's extremely high tolerance for pain that's he accumulated through years of brutal dungeon torture in the S&M underground -- a fact that, although I'm not 100% sure of, I'm at least 90% sure of; I'd say Elton John would win.

― David Allen (David Allen), Monday, 27 December 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"someone kicked my ass tonight" ... or "someone kicked phil's ass tonight"?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 07:18 (twenty-one years ago)

The real winner? The public.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

since elton is the rage on ILM these days ...

... i still stand by elton kicking phil's ass. esp. since phil looks like moby these days -- 2 for the price of one!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

this thread ... oh my!

― Eisbaer, Saturday, 22 March 2008 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

elton could totally take phil

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 23 March 2008 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

I thought maybe ilm was above this type of debate...

glad it's not.

Phil.

― fantasimundo, Sunday, 23 March 2008 07:49 (eighteen years ago)

These guys are my favorite new band in Portland: Fistfite

http://www.myspace.com/fistfitefistfite

― Nate Carson, Sunday, 23 March 2008 10:22 (eighteen years ago)

nine months pass...

i'm thinking phil and elton could talk all the members in fistfite

― Matt P. (Matt P), Sunday, 28 December 2008 12:50 (seventeen years ago)

Catch them at Slabtown last night?

― Nate Carson, Sunday, 28 December 2008 22:33 (seventeen years ago)

(xpost) they could use their horrific flashig MySpace page as a diversionary tactic...

― snoball, Sunday, 28 December 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

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