Simon and Garfunkel - "Punky's Dilemma" WTF?

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Punkys Dilemma of my fav S&G songs from the great Bookends. But WTF is it about? Weed? Politics? Breakfast?

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays L.A.,
Casually glancing at his toupee.

Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.

I'd ease myself down,
Comin' up brown.

I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam.
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.

Ah, South California.

If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
To Maryjane--
Best wishes, Martin.
(Old Roger draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door),
Everybody knows what he's
Tippy-toeing down there for

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

15 mins to write a song. So it seems.

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

on weed.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahahaha. OTM.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

TOTALLY, about being stoned.

Paul Simon is only 2nd most notorious baby boomer pot fiend, other than Paul McCartney of course.

HS

Hector Savage, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

It's about the Vietnam-era draft.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Monday, 30 June 2008 10:42 (seventeen years ago)

I just wrote about this in my diss.

Xgau:"Paul Simon's "Punky's Dilemma,"...seems the essence of lightheartedness on casual hearing but is really a poignant and ironic presentation of a young man's military alternatives: resisting or playing along with the draft."

Then he goes on to demonstrate how Streisand fucked up her cover of it: "In order for this irony to come across, however, it must be sung by a man."

In Streisand’s semi-defense, she does change “If I become a first lieutenant” to “If I become a famous lady” and slips in a minor gender reversal in the same verse.

Lois Lane changes the line to “If you become a first lieutenant.” But her use of the first person in the previous verses suggests she missed the irony as well.

Here's Lane's version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq1bO8lwOoI

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 30 June 2008 10:52 (seventeen years ago)

I think this was one of the songs written by Paul for use in The Graduate, but Mike Nichols rejected it, preferring to use the already-existing Sound Of Silence etc, to which he'd already cut various sequences in the working version of the film. I've always thought it was a shame it wasn't used: the song's title fits the film perfectly, and the opening lines and those shots of our hero floating in his swimming pool seem made for each other.

harveyw, Monday, 30 June 2008 11:11 (seventeen years ago)

I always liked this song when I was a kid, since I've always been a big fan of English Muffins (though with butter, not jam). Also liked the Simon & Garfunkel song about the zoo, since I liked zoos so much. (I hadn't thought about that in decades.)

xhuxk, Monday, 30 June 2008 13:04 (seventeen years ago)

this is a great tune and fun to play (and yeah I've always considered it a close companion to "At the Zoo" too, oddly - voted for that one in the poll as a matter of fact)

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 30 June 2008 15:40 (seventeen years ago)

also yeah duh its about a guy who wants to skip the draft and get high

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 30 June 2008 15:40 (seventeen years ago)


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