Wish I was a Kellogg's CornflakeFloatin' in my bowl takin' movies,Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays L.A.,Casually glancing at his toupee.
Wish I was an English muffin'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.
I'd ease myself down,Comin' up brown.
I prefer boysenberryMore than any ordinary jam.I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.
Ah, South California.
If I become a first lieutenantWould you put my photo on your piano?To Maryjane--Best wishes, Martin.(Old Roger draft-dodgerLeavin' by the basement door),Everybody knows what he'sTippy-toeing down there for
― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)
Paul Simon is only 2nd most notorious baby boomer pot fiend, other than Paul McCartney of course.
HS
― Hector Savage, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)
It's about the Vietnam-era draft.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Monday, 30 June 2008 10:42 (seventeen years ago)
I just wrote about this in my diss.
Xgau:"Paul Simon's "Punky's Dilemma,"...seems the essence of lightheartedness on casual hearing but is really a poignant and ironic presentation of a young man's military alternatives: resisting or playing along with the draft."
Then he goes on to demonstrate how Streisand fucked up her cover of it: "In order for this irony to come across, however, it must be sung by a man."
In Streisand’s semi-defense, she does change “If I become a first lieutenant” to “If I become a famous lady” and slips in a minor gender reversal in the same verse.
Lois Lane changes the line to “If you become a first lieutenant.” But her use of the first person in the previous verses suggests she missed the irony as well.
Here's Lane's version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq1bO8lwOoI
― Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 30 June 2008 10:52 (seventeen years ago)
I think this was one of the songs written by Paul for use in The Graduate, but Mike Nichols rejected it, preferring to use the already-existing Sound Of Silence etc, to which he'd already cut various sequences in the working version of the film. I've always thought it was a shame it wasn't used: the song's title fits the film perfectly, and the opening lines and those shots of our hero floating in his swimming pool seem made for each other.
― harveyw, Monday, 30 June 2008 11:11 (seventeen years ago)
I always liked this song when I was a kid, since I've always been a big fan of English Muffins (though with butter, not jam). Also liked the Simon & Garfunkel song about the zoo, since I liked zoos so much. (I hadn't thought about that in decades.)
― xhuxk, Monday, 30 June 2008 13:04 (seventeen years ago)
this is a great tune and fun to play (and yeah I've always considered it a close companion to "At the Zoo" too, oddly - voted for that one in the poll as a matter of fact)
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 30 June 2008 15:40 (seventeen years ago)
also yeah duh its about a guy who wants to skip the draft and get high