why did the rockist cross the road?

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― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/0111/album.gallery/abbey.road.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

because it(=rockist) was beheaded yet had a white crayon?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

To buy Mojo?

― Rock Bastard, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

hstencil wins with a zen rockist answer.

― RockistScientist, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

Oh wait, I didn't mean to revert to my old name.

― RS, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

Acid reflux?

― The Mad Puffin, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

to get to the other side.

('cause that's why it was done back in the good old days, and 'cause that's the only authentic reason to cross the road, and 'cause that's how the chicken did it back before he got into synthesizers and samplers and shit.)

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Yellow.

― Lightbulbman (jmcgaw), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

infantile thread

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 5 January 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

threadist!

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

To buy Rolling Stones tickets.

― The Mad Puffin, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

To get to the real bands, with real musicians, playing real music. Such bands can usually be found on The Road.

― Mark (MarkR), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

For the same reason the Catholic crosssed him(her)self

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Thursday, 6 January 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

hstencil's visual answer is just too, too perfect. kudos.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 6 January 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

Why did the s0x on their c0xists cross the road?

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 6 January 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

if you think in terms of albums, "to get to the other side" isn't even a terrible punchline.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 6 January 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

q: why did rockist bang the head 'gainst brick wall?
q: to break on through to the other side.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 6 January 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

You mean this album?

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 6 January 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

q: why did rockist bang the head 'gainst brick wall?
q: to break on through to the other side.

Har. More likely the head banging was a result of having to listen to the fucking doors for more than 30 seconds.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 6 January 2005 01:19 (twenty years ago)

xpost:
I was talking about THIS album, sorry, EP:

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc700/c733/c7331035tue.jpg

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 6 January 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

q: why did rockist bang the head 'gainst brick wall?
a: to break on through to the other side.

Har. More likely the head banging was a result of having to listen to the fucking doors for more than 30 seconds.

yeh, could've been.
then again there's also the possibility that the rockist was banging somebody else's head.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 6 January 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

Q: Why did the punkist cross the road?
A: Because the side he was on was total hippie bullshit and needed to be destroyed, and the other side was going to save sidewalks from bloated dinosaur asphalt

― What's this place, Biblevania? (natepatrin), Thursday, 6 January 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

Q. Why did the rap-rocker cross the road?
A. He did it all for the nookie.

― Anthony Micc...naw, it's just Haibun (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 6 January 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

a: because he saw a young black guy walking towards him

― No I Didn't (tracerhand), Thursday, 6 January 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

Because pitchfork.com told him to.

― Good Dog, Thursday, 6 January 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

c'mon people, "because the Beatles did it" is the only good answer.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 6 January 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

because there were people "doing it"

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Thursday, 6 January 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

why don't we do it in the road?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 6 January 2005 02:27 (twenty years ago)

Because The Man told him not to.

― Good Dog, Thursday, 6 January 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

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