Vanilla Ice Vs. Mc Hammer

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who had the catchies dance song in 1990 Mc Hammer "you cant touch this", or Vanilla Ice "Ice Ice Baby"

― startrekman, Thursday, 6 January 2005 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)

2 legit 2 quit

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 6 January 2005 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Go Ninja Go Ninja Go

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 6 January 2005 06:23 (twenty-one years ago)

McHammer? The Baggy Pantsed Irish Rapper? I

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 6 January 2005 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I prefer the Scotish rapper MacTen

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 6 January 2005 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

McHammer, Don't Hurt These Lucky Charms- They're Magically Delicious!

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 6 January 2005 06:28 (twenty-one years ago)

2 Legit 2 Quit Deodorants!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 6 January 2005 06:29 (twenty-one years ago)

WHOSE PANTS WERE BAGGIER IN 1990????

HAMMER vs VANILLA ICE vs IAN BROWN

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 6 January 2005 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

You have to admit, it was pretty cool when rappers could also dance.

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 6 January 2005 06:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Kid was a better dancer than either of those fools.

― Jacob (Jacob), Thursday, 6 January 2005 06:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, LIL JON can DANCE!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 January 2005 06:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Fat Joe doesn't dance he just...

― Jacob (Jacob), Thursday, 6 January 2005 07:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Remember back when people were all like, Who's a better dancer: MC Hammer or Michael Jackson and now people are asking, Who's a bigger loser?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 January 2005 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Jacko is a bigger looser, apparently Reverend Hammer can preach like a maaafacker

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 6 January 2005 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

That film where MC Hammer plays a washed up rapper who helps some kids win a talent contest and then Mellisa Joan Hart is a taxi driver is much better than anything Vanilla Ice has ever done

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 6 January 2005 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

vanilla posed with naomi and madonna so i'm jealous

― rurple pain, Thursday, 6 January 2005 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

visually I thought that vinilla ice movie was quite intersting.

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 6 January 2005 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

This is akin to saying "big steamy pile of caribou feces vs a metric ton of gold bars".

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 January 2005 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bbpix.com/pix/hammer.gif

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 6 January 2005 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Hammer (uh, just helping out the above which gives an invalid referer anti-leech image. follow the link and come back and the desired effect should be found)

― gspm (gspm), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Does Vanilla Ice Go With That Shake, McHammer?

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Hammer wins only cause Vanilla did a guest spot on a fucken Bloodhound Gang record.

On the other hand, that song is the best one on that BG record.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

start again:
Does Vanilla Ice Go With That McShake, McHammer?

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 6 January 2005 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Hammer's shit before the album with U Can't Touch this has some classics...turn this mother out was awesome...Oaktown 357....this is Hammer in a landslide!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 7 January 2005 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

2 Legit 2 Quit was the first album I ever bought! I think I wanted it cos of "Addams Groove".

― Richard C (avoid80), Friday, 7 January 2005 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

- Oh my God, Vanilla Ice...
- He's so fly!
- The boy is so good.
- Did you see his body?
- He could dance too.
- He could.
- He's better than any rapper I ever seen!
- And plus his dancers!
- He's so jammin'!

― chris andrews (fraew), Friday, 7 January 2005 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"Drop the zero and get with the hero!"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 7 January 2005 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

um, "Turn this Mutha Out" is a great song.........I think?

― p.j. (Henry), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: the sample in "Ice, Ice Baby" vs. the one in "Can't Touch This."

― p.j. (Henry), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

p.j. - I'm gonna give it to Ice, Ice Baby, because remember its not a sample! In the words of Vanilla Ice: "Their song went 'Ding ding ding dingy ding- ding' Ice Ice baby goes 'Ding ding ding dingy ding-ding... ding' It has that extra ding, its completely different!"

― Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Friday, 7 January 2005 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Rick James was a way more interesting cokehead than either Bowie or Jagger ergo Hammer wins.

― Jacob (Jacob), Friday, 7 January 2005 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh wait, am confusing "under pressure" with "dancing in the street". Easy to do, right?

― Jacob (Jacob), Friday, 7 January 2005 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: "Burning a ladyfriend with a crackpipe" vs "Becoming The Popstar Fuhrer"....FITE!
Preferably outside the gates of Stalingrad!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 7 January 2005 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

U CAN'T TOUCH THIS

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

Word to ya mutha...

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 03:17 (twenty years ago)

Homer Time, U can't touch this- D'oh!

― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

vanilla ice WISHES that he could come up with a post-fame song as great as "pumps and a bump"!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 04:12 (twenty years ago)

plus hammer would NEVER let suge knight dangle HIM over a balcony in a high-rise hotel!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

he would call on jesus to kick some gangsta ass.

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

was that vh1 behind the scenes ?
he made them sound the same

― uidge mre, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 07:26 (twenty years ago)

eight years pass...

I watched "Cool As Ice" w Rifftrax last night. LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD. Not just at the Rifftrax but at the movie itself. The Director of Photography went on to do Schindler's List, which is a fact they love to bring up. There is an endless amount of horrible lines but the absolute worst happens about 24 mins in and goes like this:

Vanilla Ice: Yo I'm outta here.
Ice's Posse: Where you goin?
Vanilla Ice: Across the street to uh..... schling a schlong.

He says this like it is the coolest thing ever to say. Effing HILARIOUS

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 10 March 2013 18:03 (twelve years ago)

four years pass...

fresh new kicks
and pants

― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 October 2017 01:10 (eight years ago)

three years pass...

YO SWEETNESS

― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 November 2020 00:26 (five years ago)

I'm glad I was posting sense in this thread 15 years ago

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 26 November 2020 00:44 (five years ago)

yes u were otm

― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 November 2020 00:52 (five years ago)

when you bump these threads i always have to do a quick control+F to see if i posted anything that will make me cringe

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 26 November 2020 00:59 (five years ago)

I watched "Cool As Ice" w Rifftrax last night. LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD. Not just at the Rifftrax but at the movie itself. The Director of Photography went on to do Schindler's List, which is a fact they love to bring up. There is an endless amount of horrible lines but the absolute worst happens about 24 mins in and goes like this:
Vanilla Ice: Yo I'm outta here.
Ice's Posse: Where you goin?
Vanilla Ice: Across the street to uh..... schling a schlong.
He says this like it is the coolest thing ever to say. Effing HILARIOUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdUnqAebpyI

old lady, don't front like you've never heard of a schlong bein schlung

― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 26 November 2020 01:23 (five years ago)

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