Jeane Dixon Joins ILM -- Let's Make Our Musical Predictions for 2005

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Jessica and Ashlee will appear as animated versions of themselves on The Simpsons to perform a duet cover of “Doll Parts” at a Malibu Stacy convention.

Eminem will shoot Mike Skinner at the MTV Video Music Awards.

The top five finishers in the Pazz & Jop poll will be U2, Green Day, Arcade Fire, Kanye West and Loretta Lynn.

Morrissey and Nancy Sinatra will wed.

Chinese Democracy will be delayed.

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

Let's get Jeanne instead.

― Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

who will have 'chinese democracy' first: China or Walmart?

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

Paul and Ringo will fight to the death on a reality show called "Last Beatle Standing."

― The Mad Puffin, Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

How can we influence the stars to make that happen?

Lydon Goes Country, But Chuck Doesn't Like It.

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

A band from Pittsburgh breaks through mainstream for the first time in 25 years. (Unless you count Rusted Root as having broken through.)

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha ha ha ha Rusted ha ha ha Root ha ha

*chokes while coffee shoots out of nose all over monitor*

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

OK, it's spring 2005, so I'll allow this to run into spring 2006 if necessary..

Bands will unironically embrace Big Audio Dynamite as musical influences.

"F PUNK!"

― donut debonair (donut), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

*seizes up, dies*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

I DID IT! HOLY SHIT!

― donut debonair (donut), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

Meanie.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Fucking John In The Morning played BAD II's "Rush" this morning on KEXP, and man, what the fuck was I thinking saying this was an alright song back in, what was it, 1992? I'll even take "Play That Music" over this tune.

Anyway, get ready for the B.A.D. revival. Stock up on non-perishables while you can.

― donut debonair (donut), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

hey now, "E=MC2" is the jizzam

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Saturday, 7 May 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

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