In praise of Crawling Chaos

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And now all the old Factory freaks can debate this subject on a thread of its own. So I had HEARD about Crawling Chaos for years as apparently being this odd Tyneside-based trio that were the joker in the pack for early Factory stuff -- I kept reading reviews like these I quote from the LTM/Boutique page on 'em:

According to Factory's January 1980 newsletter, the band promised to "open up a new genre of heavy modern. Three short-haired awkward types from Tyneside who are a cross between Status Quo and Orchestral Manoeuvres."

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The most memorable Crawling Chaos review followed an appearance at Factory's London showcase season at the Moonlight Club in April 1980. In the NME Adam Sweeting wrote: "They played so badly for so long that a phone call to McWhirter and his Book of Records would surely have been received favourably. Ineffectual doodlings on guitar and keyboards became ends in themselves. A guest singer stood at the microphone and coughed for several minutes. Nobody danced or even twitched a leg. The bloke at the mixing desk read the Evening Standard and someone next to me asked the time before falling asleep. Anyone who needs this garbage is probably already dead."

But I'm turning into an LTM completist and they reissued The Gas Chair and Homunculous Equinox and so I had to pick them up. And you know, far from being some sort of half-assed collection of nothingness, The Gas Chair, at least, is really friggin' good! It sorta reminds me of nothing so much as early Ween, with a slew of songs in different styles and often consciously ridiculous lyrics. So you've got "Harry," a folky singalong about how "Harry Secombe's coming to tea," and a wonderfully crazed psych/garage monster called "Arabesque" and some utterly goofball fake Irish song or something called "Guinness" and this and that and the other. Why was everyone complaining about them? Hell, I'm listening to this one 12 minute song called "Disierta Membra" right now and it could be either 1968 Pink Floyd or something taped at a Terrastock. Then there's the "Sex Machine" single which is a bonus on the CD, and it's hilarious -- Unrest covered it in an apparently Screamers-like style and it's easy to hear why, it's all distorted whines and beatboxes and dumbass lyrics about big balls.

I did find this bit about them as well:

They were from the villages of Seghill and Seaton Delaval in Northumberland, England. The first gig was during morning break at Astley High School, Seaton Delaval, in the main hall circa 1978. Every kid in school (600+) was allowed to attend. Although it was a very embryonic group they did sing "Throwing Pins". The singer was Paul Shields. The last gig took place at a Miners Welfare Hall in Bebside, Blyth, Northumberland in 1990 when they done a few songs, announced it was the end and walked off.

In the meantime they used to preview new material at the Working Mens Club In New Hartley, Northumberland, to a frankly astounded audience. They used the name Blonde Ethiopean Dance Troupe to do even odder numbers, as their own support band. Paul Shields would come on stage in skimpy shorts and body paintings that made him look like he was covered in ivy.

It has to be said that their live performances differed a lot from the recorded ones. They were a bit more audience friendly with some pretty sonic out and out punk songs. For instance, "sex machine" sounded like something from the first Clash LP.

They weren't particularly odd people though I recall the bassist lived in a disused church or something. I am sure that for a time, the drummer was Paul Gough (?) who also played for Marc Riley and the Creepers.

But apparently they were hated in the nation otherwise? So what's the story? Are there actually other fans? Will Dr. C explain all?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 January 2005 06:12 (twenty years ago)

I remember liking a song by them about having huge balls. Forget the title, though. Crawling Chaos were like a more punky, ramshackle Associates, but I haven't heard that single in like 20+ years, so I may be mistaken.

Dave Segal (Da ve Segal), Friday, 7 January 2005 06:19 (twenty years ago)

I remember liking a song by them about having huge balls. Forget the title, though.

That would be "Sex Machine," to which I allude above. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 January 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)

Ah, yes. That's right. Definitely not a James Brown cover, if anyone's wondering.

Dave Segal (Da ve Segal), Friday, 7 January 2005 06:23 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, I didn't read your post more thoroughly.

Dave Segal (Da ve Segal), Friday, 7 January 2005 06:23 (twenty years ago)

No worries. Yeah, the idea of this band doing a James Brown song would be bemusing...though not impossible.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 January 2005 06:27 (twenty years ago)

It is my opinion that Crawling Chaos have no talent whatsoever and are a complete waste of a listener's time. I'm sorry to be so blunt, but if you hold a different opinion, that's great, and I honestly envy you.

Bimble... (Bimble...), Friday, 7 January 2005 07:10 (twenty years ago)

Whee, I'm envied!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 January 2005 07:44 (twenty years ago)

I have the Sex Machine 7" which is great, but I was pretty underwhelmed by the album The Gas Chair, but I only listened to it once (on mp3).

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Friday, 7 January 2005 10:27 (twenty years ago)

i've got "sex machine" on that "different colours, different shades" compilation. it's kinda funny for 20 seconds. but they're about the only factory band (ok: quando quango and kalima fit in this category too) i've never been tempted to explore further.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 7 January 2005 11:15 (twenty years ago)

You should definitely explore QQ! Also, The Swamp Children album, and especially the singles, are fantastic.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 7 January 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

the only quando quango i know is from compilations (especially palatine), and i'm afraid it makes my teeth itch.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 7 January 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

Cool band. I've always guessed that their reputation (such as it is) as a terrible band was mostly due to them not sounding anything like the other Factory bands. They're pretty psychedelic, almost krautrockish at times, but not like Can. More like Ash Ra Tempel or Amon Duul II - and they have a really cool, distinctly British sound too, like an experimental Austin Powers band or something. Yeah, they're way underrated.

Ween comparison is apt IMO if for no other reason than they seem like they had good senses of humor.

Dominique (dleone), Friday, 7 January 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

hmm. to be honest, i don't think there ever was a "factory sound", despite what people say now. i mean, the wake were slavish JD/NO copyists, and some of the really small bands like the names had similar leanings, but ... what do SXXV, kalima, the mondays and the royal family and the poor (for instance) have in common? not much. ok, the mondays sound a little bit like the stockholm monsters, but ... i think that's kinda accidental.

anyway, that was a digression. sorry. the thing that stopped me checking out CC was always that "good sense of humour" ... i just don't go for comedy bands as a whole, and the idea of an entire album full of things in the vein of "sex machine" makes me shudder.

but maybe i'm wrong about that. i'm due another LTM splurge, so ... perhaps.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 7 January 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

"Sex Machine" is very much the only song quite like that in tone and sound they recorded on The Gas Chair CD at least -- I've been listening to Homunculus Equinox this morning and there's nothing quite like it on there either, except maybe "Mummy's Tummy" and that's more in the vocal sound.

I wouldn't call them a comedy band, Grimly -- a sense of humour, clearly, but we're not talking Half Man Half Biscuit, say. (Whether this is a positive or negative is up to you.) A song like "Heavy Luvin'" is definitely parodic boogie (while still being good enough at boogie) but most of both albums sound 'serious' in the sense of sound and approach -- they weren't just messing around for the sake of it. Dominique's Krautrock comparisons are very OTM. This is good stuff!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 January 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

all right then ned, you've convinced me. i shall check them out next time i decide to spend a small fortune contributing to james nice's mortgage. i assume you'd recommend buying "the gas chair" rather than "... equinox"?

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 7 January 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, give that one a go first. I can't guarantee you (or anyone!) would like it, but I think they're a band that need to be approached on their own merits rather than random arsey descriptions (like Factory did themselves in that newsletter up top! though I suppose "Heavy Luvin'" *was* their Status Quo song).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 January 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...
Gas Chair still sucks, but I'm glad I didn't stop there. I have the "C" LP now. When it came in the mail, I got a really odd feeling because the sleeve and even the inner sleeve/label of the vinyl looked really really familiar. I can't figure out why I feel this familiarity because I only ever remember owning the Gas Chair. If anyone can help me explain this, please do. The other weird thing is that although I've gone back and listened to some of the Gas Chair to make sure it was indeed the one I had before, the sleeve for the Gas Chair doesn't ring bells as being something I had. I can't figure this out at all. I guess memory can play weird tricks sometimes.

Anyway "C" strikes me in the same way as most of Equinox in that it's a little further down the lane marked "Crispy Ambulance" than CA are. What's interesting is that I wouldn't have thought there was anything *beyond* Crispy Ambulance as far as that kind of weirdness goes.

Bimble, Saturday, 7 April 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

I've also got the LP of "Waqqaz" now, which I am listening to at the moment and will form an opinion on shortly.

Bimble, Saturday, 7 April 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

Bimble, glad you liked "Equinox". I haven't heard "C". I'll definitely check it out now. Fiendish up-thread mentioned the Royal Family and the Poor. Now there's another good lost Factory band you should check out. "We Love the Moon" is well worth hearing. I've not heard anything else of theirs, but I have read good things about the first album, "Temple of the Thirteenth Tribe". Stylistically, they tried everything from PiLish noise grind to smooth synth pop. Mike Keane might be the most conventionally pretty singer Factory ever had outside of Cesar in the Wake.

leavethecapital, Saturday, 7 April 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

Hahaha! How did you know I ordered the first RFATP album at the same time I ordered Equinox a few weeks ago!!? I used to have 13th Tribe on vinyl, don't recall liking it that much, but I wanted to give it another go because I figured if I'm just now getting into Crawling Chaos (who I never thought I'd want to touch again with a ten foot pole)...The best RFATP that I've heard is the stuff that appears on the end of that CD, Dirge #1 etc, those tracks originally from the Factory Quartet thing which I have had on tape for years, but who wants to dig out a tape every damn time? Of course it's a Hannett production, that stuff, too, so that's another reason why I'm glad to have it on CD now.

Bimble, Saturday, 7 April 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

Looking at the website there's quite a few albums there by RFATP that I don't recall anything about. I'm kindof wondering if the song that made me buy one of their records years ago (that I heard in a club) wasn't off some other album *besides* 13th Tribe, and that maybe that's why I was so disappointed when I got that album because it was such a different style. I don't recall seeing their other records in the shops, so I didn't have much choice in those days.

Bimble, Saturday, 7 April 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Check out www.crawlingchaos.co.uk for clarification of details and a full(ish) breakdown and history of the band. It's something that will broaden in scope as time passes that I'm putting together.

Strangely Perfect, Sunday, 20 May 2007 10:59 (eighteen years ago)

Nice to see a proper Crawling Chaos presence on the interweb. Thanks.

Bimble, Sunday, 20 May 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

eight years pass...

A fittingly ramshackle video for Chappin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8ShKC23WpA

feargal czukay (NickB), Sunday, 12 July 2015 21:13 (nine years ago)


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