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The floodgates are open! My favourite post-Prindle reviewer is rockinArnold - especially his reviews of Venom albums. Is it a parody? I do not know:

http://rateyourmusic.com/user_albums/album_list_id_is_47970_and_list_type_is_reviewed

― thee music mole, Saturday, 8 January 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

I thought that this would involve Chuck Eddy skydiving.

― Danzig and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Saturday, 8 January 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

Ted Nugent Penetrator (1984) Review:

Igots tnis one of tne tattoo free of charge!! I won at tne Legion Luck and Draw. I hav 8 tattos off heavy mental bandes. I lick Ted Nugget hole lots. But modt off I am Kiss Army and I am hed off Ozzy fanclub (tne reel Ozzy not tnat cnicken actering tv.

Ted Nugget is tne moter city madam. Is got Thunder Thighs which is about a god off tne legs. adn PEnetrator means a guy who rats ya out.

I rock tnis till my mom start in with tne cryed agin ad say she gon nuts ad call the cops. Tne I put on with the HEAD|ofPhone lik off walkman., and I say so long world I got to rock. Tnats why I am knig off the stipers. Tnis CD will mak you thick head. Check it uot

He had me at "I lick Ted Nugget hole lots".

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 January 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

About Rush:

This is my mumber 1 record of all tiem. so I rank it first. It rocks. Woriking Man is ME.BeCause I work hard, I have many jobs and Always sing this or play this. CALL ME THE WORKING MAN !! Geddy Lee is like Jesus singing to me.

All RUsh after this is pretyy sucky. They and they tried to get fancy. Fancy don't rock. Acccept 2112 It rocks Ok but this one has Finding My Way which is about me becaus I found my way alright and always play this. Check out the guitar it is never faster. == lOUDer!

if this is parody, i want to shake the hand of rockinARNOLD

― rob mackey (mackey), Saturday, 8 January 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

== lOUDer!

- he's a computer programmer?

― Chris Dahlen (Chris Dahlen), Saturday, 8 January 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

Not funny.

― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 9 January 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

Mr. Snrub otm

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 9 January 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

I think it's very funny. Probably a parody though.

― thee music mole, Sunday, 9 January 2005 08:04 (twenty years ago)

in fairness, beavis and butt-head did this a LONG time ago.

but it is funny. "Tnis CD will mak you thick head." heh.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 9 January 2005 11:19 (twenty years ago)

I mean, there's a hell of a lot more to writing a funny record review than misspelling a bunch of words wrong on purpose.

― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 9 January 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

"I lick Ted Nugget hole lots" is a complex pun and worth savoring.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 January 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

eeew. savouring. no. eeew.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 9 January 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

by which i mean: yes, i too think it's a clever pun. but you just took it that step too far, and now i feel sick and unclean :)

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 9 January 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

ok, this is a total strike in the dark, but i remember, once upon a time, being linked to a product reviews site (with user reviews for guitars, amps, etc.) which contained the most SIDE-SPLITTINGLY FUNNY reviews from a single author about, like, some Van Halen limited edition SG or other. this dude went on in mind-numbingly, Jack Black-ly hilarious fashion about the sheer amounts of ROCK he could get from his guitar (and about beating his pussy little bro up for staining the ROCK with pussy riffs, or about plugging in and ROCKING OUT from his attic window). does anyone know what i'm talking about / have the link to share?

― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Monday, 10 January 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

fauxhemian, you are probably thinking of www.awkworld.com

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 10 January 2005 00:52 (twenty years ago)

yeah this isn't nearly as good as i was hoping it would be!

― geeta (geeta), Monday, 10 January 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

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