Write the radio friendly version of the Ying Yang Twins "Whisper in Your Ear"

And clearly overtired.

hey how ya doin' lil darling; lemme whisper in your ear.
tell ya sumptin' that you might wanna hear?
y'gotta nice dress on and the fabric looks soft;
mind if i touch it and see if it's soft?
Naw, I'm just playin'... unless you say that I can.
Heck yeah I'm known myself to be a real dapper man
They say even Mr. Fitch of Abercombrie fame got no thing on me,
So I don't mind askin' wear you bought that.
Nordstrom's you say?
Why I was just there the other day!
It perks up a gray day.
You like to shop?
From when the stores open, all until close?
fuck it it's too hard
Do it right, slappin' ass cuz the sex gets rough?
Switch positions, ready to get down to business so you can what you been missing?
You might had some but you never had none like this.
Just wait'll you see mah dick.
Hey Bitch:
Wait'll you see mah dick.
Wait'll you see mah dick.
Hey Bitch:
Wait'll you see mah dick.
Ahmahbeathatpussyup.
Hey Bitch:
Wait'll you see mah dick.
Wait'll you see mah dick.
Hey Bitch:
Wait'll you see mah dick.
Ahmahbeathatpussyup.
Like: Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
beathuhpussahup beathuhpussahup.
beathuhpussahup beathuhpussahup.
beathuhpussahup beathuhpussahup.
beathuhpussahup beathuhpussahup.

On the serious tip:

hey how ya doin' lil mama; lemme whisper in your ear.
tell ya sumptin' that you might wanna hear?
y'gotta sexy little body and you look real fine;
mind if i touch it and make it all mine?
Naw, I'm just playin'... unless you say that I can.
Hell yeah I'm known to be a real nasty man
And they said a closed mouth don't get fed,
So I don't mind askin' for >pause<
You heard what I said.
We need to make our way to the bed.
You can start using your head.
You like to dance?
Your eyes wide open stuck in a trance?
Do it up, begging off cuz the sex gets rough?
Switch positions, ready to get down to business so you can what you been missing?
You might had some but you never had none like this.
Just wait'll you see mah >WOOO!WOOO!WOOO!WOOO!WOOO!WOOO!WOOO!

what the fuck? that was NOT what I posted.

hey how ya doin' lil mama; lemme whisper in your ear.
tell ya sumptin' that you might wanna hear?
y'gotta sexy little body and you look real fine;
mind if i touch it and make it all mine?
Naw, I'm just playin'... unless you say that I can.
Hell yeah I'm known to be a real nasty man
And they said a closed mouth don't get fed,
So I don't mind askin' for >pause<
You heard what I said.
We need to make our way to the bed.
You can start using your head.
You like to dance?
Your eyes wide open stuck in a trance?
Do it up, do it right while ya got tha chance?
Switch positions, ready to get down to business so you can what you been missing?
You might had some but you never had none like this.
Just wait'll you see mah >WOOO!WOOO!WOOO!WOOO!WOOO!WOOO!WOOO!

HAHAHAHAHA, I can't make it stop posting WOO WOO WOO!

DEFINITELY time for bed.

hey how ya doin' lil mama; lemme whisper in your ear.
tell ya sumptin' that you might wanna hear?
y'gotta lovely little rabbit and your blanket looks soft;
mind if i touch it and see if it's soft?
Naw, I'm just playin'... unless you say that I can.
Hell yeah I'm known to be a real caring man
And they said a closed hutch don't get fed,
So I don't mind askin' it to get fed.
You heard what I said.
We need to make our way to the bed.
You can start using your head.
You like to work?
Have your wage packet open, like you be the clerk?
Do it up, slappin' roll cuz the job gets rough?
Switch magicians, ready to get down to business so you can what you been missing?
You might had magic but you never had none like this.
Just wait'll you see mah trick.
Hey miss:
Wait'll you see mah trick.
Wait'll you see mah trick.
Hey miss:
Wait'll you see mah trick.
Ahmahpullthatrabbitup.
Hey miss:
Wait'll you see mah trick.
Wait'll you see mah trick.
Hey miss:
Wait'll you see mah trick.
Ahmahpullthatrabbitup.
Like: Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
pullthatrabbitup pullthatrabbitup
pullthatrabbitup pullthatrabbitup
pullthatrabbitup pullthatrabbitup
pullthatrabbitup pullthatrabbitup

This has finally hit.
Lots of stutters and blank spaces and backtracking and "WHUUUT!" censoring.
The new chorus is: "Wait'll I show you this. Wait'll I show you this. Wait'll I show you this. You will Never Get Enough.
Nevergetenough nevergetenough." etc.
I preferred "eat spaghetti up"

i hope i never hear this radio edit

It's on its way to you now!

"wait'll I see your clit, I'm gonna eat that pussy up
eat the pussy up eat the pussy up"

still raunchy but widens (har har) the fanbase

dude what part of I HOPE I NEVER did you not understand??

Send it to me too!

send him my copy, christ!

xpost Miccio: The part where you said it.
Alex: Okeydoke.

This can't be the worse thing I've heard this weekend (note: go listen to Elephant Man's reinterpretation of the "Love Boat Theme" aka "Thug Boat" if you want to hear that--it's only amusing for a second.)

My initial desire was to ignore it and wait to see if it showed up on the local hip-hop station, but it closed up recently (DESPITE BEING THE MOST POPULAR STATION IN TOWN) cuz of a big ownership deal. I'll listen to it when I get home from work. And regret it.

Really, it's just the same song. Just slightly lamer.

Next up, I wanna see an Amerie/Ying Yang Mashup for "Wait for my One Thing".

this radio edit depresses me horribly.

Yeah, this is uh not so good.

Although it is still probably better than "Thug Boat". Thanks, FCT.

I haven't even heard it yet but "never get enough" is right up there with "what I want is I want to hug and kiss you"

I've only heard the radio edit, & I love the radio edit (EN VOGUE SHOUT OUT!), & lordy I don't want to hear the original, & that means DON'T SEND ME NUTTIN'!

OK, my bad, En Vogue was "never gonna get it", they're not saying that, I'm gonna go brush ma teef.

it's been getting heavy airplay on the station in Baltimore since like December, they made their own edit that just blanks out a lot of stuff (and in one spot replaces a dirty word with a female moan, awesomely). that proper edit sounds lame, though.

have you guys heard the answer song by Spoiled Rotten? basically the same thing from a female POV, "wait til you taste my clit"/"eat the pussy up, eat the pussy up", etc.

THIS RADIO EDIT IS SO BAD

this could only be redeemed if they'd replaced the Twins' vocals with barney

As long as we're butchering, try this on for size.
Urg.

As long as we're butchering, try this on for size.
Urg.

echo.

obviously this song has taken off on its own pretty well, but I almost kinda wish they didn't try to clean it up and put it out as a proper single. it would sound really good at the end of a split video with a more traditional Ying Yang single.

[Kaine- Verse 1] (D-Roc)
Hey how you doin' lil' mama let me whisper in ya ear
Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear
Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft
Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft
Nah, I'm just playin' let's just say I can
And I'm known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth don't get fed
So I don't mind askin' fo' head
Ya heard what I said
We need to make our way to the bed
You can start usin' ya head
Ya like to fuck, have ya legs open all in the buck
Do it up, slappin' ass, gurl the sex get rough
Switch position and let the dick get down to business
So you can see what you been missin'
You might had some, but you never had none like this
Just wait til' you see my dick (Oooooooo!!!)

[Chorus- Kane] (D-Roc)
Hey bitch, wait til' you see my dick
Wait til' you see my dick
Hey bitch, wait til' you see my dick
I'm a beat that pussy up
Hey bitch, wait til' you see my dick
Wait til' you see my dick
Hey bitch, wait til' you see my dick
I'm a beat that pussy up
Like be-yum, be-yum, be-yum, be-yum
Be-yum, be-yum, be-yum, be-yum
Be-yum, be-yum, be-yum, be-yum
Be-yum, be-yum, be-yum, be-yum
Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up
Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up
Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up
Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up
(Oooooooo!!!)

[Kaine- Verse 2] (D-Roc)
You fine, but I ain't gone sweat ya
See I wanna fuck, tell me what's up
Walk around the club with ya thumb in ya mouth
Put my dick in, take ya thumb out
That my be a lil' kosher to deal wit
Wet-vac hose chrome cut that don't spill shit
I keep a ho hot when I'm puttin' in work
Ya wanna skeet, skeet ya bout to get ya feelins hurt
Cause I beat that cat with a dog
And knock the walls off a broad til' she squall
Like (Ooooooooo!!!)
Yeah, it's on like that
But it depend on the swing of the baseball bat
For it to pitch on the count or make the plates fall back
On the floor she ain't stealin' cause she none so they crack
Crack, crack, fuck that bend over I'm a give ya ass my bat
(Ooooooooo!!!)

[Chorus]