What are the best lyrics to use for a senior quote?

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Everyone at my school uses the Grateful Dead...it's embarrassing. What are some of the best lyrics that kind of "sum up the high school experience"?

Chris Disher, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

"my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon"

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)


im sure if youre high school is full of jerks and cum-dumpsters, any Switchfoot lyric will do.

I DARE YOU TO MOVE.

JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 07:20 (twenty years ago)

LIFE IS GOOD
A ROCKETSLED UTOPIA
A SELF IMPOSED MYOPIA
YOU GOTTA LOVE THIS PACE
LIFE IS FAST
A MILLION WINNERS EVERY DAY
YOU TELL ME IS THIS WORK OR PLAY
I'M NEVER REALLY SURE
I'LL NEVER MAKE NO MORE COMPLAINTS
CUZ I DON'T CARE
JUST SET THAT PLASTIC SOUL ON FIRE
AND WATCH IT MELT
OH HO YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH OW!

"Melt" Monster Magnet

A BROTHER OF THE BELL, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

You should use these. "Steal the Crumbs," Uncle Tupelo

Sidetracked down the middle
Never saw it coming, what a surprise
It's been a wonder
Electricity tells a story
It's a sound getting near as fear is watching you
It's watching you close
You can fight it, both arms swinging
Or try to wash it away
Or pay up to the echoes of 'okay'
No more, no more will I see you
No more will I see you
No more will I see you
You've schemed more than you have
You've borrowed more than you know
Better to steal the crumbs
It makes it easier to go
Paralyzed by conscience
Looking for an opening
Apathy as your vocal cords cut out
Never thought once to ask how's the temperature
Too busy with the finer points
Of each struggle we're after
No more, no more will I see you
No more will I see you
No more will I see you
So long since I've seen you
Haven't we both been living the high life
It flows to the bottom
No more, no more will I see you
No more will I see you
No more will I see you

Tulip, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 07:53 (twenty years ago)

I guess that dreams always end
They don't rise up just descend
But I don't care anymore
I've lost the will to want more

I'm not afraid not at all
I watch them rise and then fall
but I remember
when we were young

I actually used this Joy Division quote on my senior page. I was a pretentious and gloomy child. If you are too, go for it.

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 07:54 (twenty years ago)

Told you everything I knew about me
Didn't listen to a word I say
Spill my guts, you just threw them away

Never cared about me
Only wanted to be your friend,
Now I know that it's gotta end

Never cared a thing about me,
And now, I will

I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 07:59 (twenty years ago)

beathapussahup beathapussahup

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 08:01 (twenty years ago)

And if one day I should become
A singer with a Spanish bum
Who sings for women of great virtue
I'd sing to them with a guitar
I borrowed from a coffee bar
Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you
My name would be Antonio
And all my bridges I would burn
And when I gave them some they'd know
I'd expect something in return
I'd have to get drunk every night
And talk about virility
With some old grandmother
That might be decked out like a christmas tree
And no pink elephant I'd see
Though I'd be drunk as I could be
Still I would sing my song to me
About the time they called me "Jacky"

If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute in a stupid ass way

And if I joined the social whirl
Became procurer of young girls
Then I could have my own bordellos
My record would be number one
And I'd sell records by the ton
All sung by many other fellows
My name would then be handsome Jack
And I'd sell boats of opium
Whisky that came from Twickenham
Authentic queens
And phony virgins
I'd have a bank on every finger
A finger in every country
And every country ruled by me
I'd still know where I'd want to be
Locked up inside my opium den
Surrounded by some china men
I'd sing the song that I sang then
About the time they called me "Jacky"

If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute in a stupid ass way

Now, tell me, wouldn't it be nice
That if one day in paradise
I'd sing for all the ladies up there
And they would sing along with me
And we be so happy there to be
Cos' down below is really nowhere
My name would then be "Jupiter"
Then I would know where I was going
Become all knowing
My beard so very long and flowing
If I became deaf, dumb and blind
(was: If I could play deaf, dumb and blind)
Because I pitied all mankind
And broke my heart to make things right
I know that every single night
When my angelic work was through
The angels and the Devil too
Could sing my childhood song to me
About the time they called me "Jacky"

If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute in a stupid ass way

Jacques, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 08:01 (twenty years ago)

yeah yeah yeah yeahyeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah hey hey hey hey

mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 08:06 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha. I just scrolled past all of those lyrics until I noticed "cute in a stupid ass way". Though arguably "Next" would make better senior yearbook quote lyrics. "I swear on the wet head / of my first case of gonorrhea".

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 08:38 (twenty years ago)

High School Yearbook Quotes: Classic or Dud?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 11:53 (twenty years ago)

Beyond the mountains of ice
Exists a creature of frost
His secret lies in the skies
Eternal legend survives

His powers unknown by man
To catch a glimpse if he can
Wandering deep polar caps
Communication with saucer

Abominable nomad
The ancient monks know his clan
The time of yeti will rise
Because his ways have been wise

The yeti's feet take flight, upon the tundran ice
Carries the saucer's key, upon the space bound seed

The yeti's feet take flight, upon the tundran ice
Carries the saucer's key, upon the space

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

So just how far down do you wanna go
We can talk about it over a cuppa joe
And you could look straight into my eyes
Like I was a supermodel

Uh-huh

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

remember that time i spilled the cup
of apple juice in the hall
please tell mom
this is not her fault

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

"Domestic Violence is Really Really Really Funny"

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

My favorite was a friend who used
Rock n Roll
Hootchie Koo

And this was in 96, just for context.

Magic City (ano ano), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

When I was a nipper may eons ago, the most popular quote in my high school yearbook was:


Many dreams come true
and some have silver linings
I live for my dream
and a pocketful of gold

The coolest was from a stoic Asian hipster who put

LAMF
-Thunders

Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

"Life is not a bitch, Life's a beautiful woman, you only call her a bitch cause she won't let you get that pussy"

Space Is the Place (Space Is the Place), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

Shoulda known, shoulda cared
Shoulda hung around the kitchen in my underwear
Acting like a lady
You shoulda made me
Shoulda jumped a little higher
Shoulda fluttered my mascara
Like a butterfly
Instead of being lazy
It woulda saved me

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

I think I used something by Venom, actually....making me a complete dork, of course.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

Dude looks like a lady.

The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

Well ah jumpt! and fled this fucken heap on doctored wings
Mah flailin pinions, with splints and rags and crutches!
(Damn things nearly hardly flap)
Canker upon canker upon one million tiny punctures
That look like...
Long thin red ribbons draped across the arms of a lil mortal girl
(Like a ground -plan of Hell)
Curse these smartin strings! These fucken ruptures!
Enough! Enough is enough!
(If this is Heaven ah'm bailin out)
If this is Heaven ah'm bailin out
Ah caint tolerate this ol tin-tub
So fulla trash and rats! Felt one crawl across mah soul
For a seckon there , as thought as wassa back down in the ghetto!
(Rats in Paradise! Rats in Paradise!)
Ah'm bailin out! There's a mutiny in Heaven!


Ah wassa born...
And Lord shakin, even then was dumpt into some icy font,
like some great stinky unclean!
From slum-chuch to slum-church, ah spilt mah heart
To some fat cunt behind a screen...


Evil poppin eye presst up to the opening
He'd slide shut the lil perforated hatch...at night mah body
blusht
To the whistle of the birch
With a lil practice ah soon learnt to use in on mahself
Punishment?! Reward!! Punishment?! Reward!!
Well, ah tied on...percht on mah bed ah was...
sticken a needle in mah arm...


Ah tied off! Fucken wings burst out mah back
(Like ah was cuttin teeth!!)
Ah took off!!!
(Rats in Paradise! Rats in Paradise!)
There's a mutiny in Heaven!


Oh Lord, ah git down on mah knees
(Ah git down on mah knees and start to pray)


Wrapped in mah mongrel wings, ah nearly freeze
In the howlin wind and drivin rain
(All the trash blowin round 'n' round)
>From slum-heaven into town
Ah take mah tiny pain and rollin back mah sleeve
(Roll anna roll anna roll anna roll)
Ah yank the drip outa mah vein! UTOPIATE! Ah'm bailin out!
UTOPIATE!
If this is Heaven ah'm bailin out!
Mah threadbare soul teems with vermin and louse
Thoughts come like a plague to the head...in God's house!
Mutiny in Heaven!
(Ars infectio forco Dio)
To the plank!
(Rats in Paradise! Rats in Paradise!)
Ah'm bailin out!
(Hail Hypuss Dermio Vita Rex!)
Hole inna ghetto! Hole inna ghetto!
(Scabio Murem per Sanctum...Dio, Dio, Dio)

the ass who saw the angel, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

Joe Walsh is timeless:

I have a mansion, forget the price
Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice
I live in hotels, tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all

They say I'm crazy, but I have a good time
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far

My Maserati does one-eighty-five
I lost my license, now I don't drive
I have a limo, ride in the back
I lock the doors in case I'm attacked

I'm makin' records, my fans, they can't wait
They write me letters, tell me I'm great
So I got me an office, gold records on the wall
Just leave a message, maybe I'll call

Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through
Everybody say I'm cool, he's cool
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Life's been good to me so far

I go to parties, sometimes until four
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door
It's tough to handle this fortune and fame
Everybody's so different, I haven't changed

They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time
Everybody say oh, yeah, oh, yeah
I keep on going, guess I'll never know why
Life's been good to me so far, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mark (MarkR), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

"I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden." --Lynn Anderson
"He's a complicated man, and no one understands him but his woman." --Isaac Hayes
"Coger no es amor, es mucho mejor." --Bersuit Vergabarat

Haibun (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

Those three are all excellent!

I had a handout in a class at Hampshire summer math class where the groovy teacher put this at the top:

Sometimes I almost feel
Just like a human being

But that's probably too antisocial for an HS Yearbook quote.

Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

Trite: "I spent four years prostrate to the higher minds, got my paper and I was free."

Trite But Better: "Everybody is a star, I can feel it when you shine on me; I love you for who you are, not for what you feel you need to be."

Underutilized: "Out of college, money spent, see no future, pay no rent, all the money's gone, nowhere to go."

Better: any lines from Roky Erikson's "You're Gonna Miss Me"

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)


Underutilized: "Out of college, money spent, see no future, pay no rent, all the money's gone, nowhere to go."

Joseph, my totally embarrassing actual quote came from the same group and used the same logic but was even more forward-looking.

Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

"When the robots are our overlords, will you still fondly recall me making you laugh in chem lab?"

Huk-L, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

I used Groucho: "Hello I must be going"

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

Non-Sarcastic Answer:

You give something up for everything you gain/
Since every pleasure's got an edge of pain/
Pay for your ticket and don't complain/

-- Bob Dylan, Silvio

Sarcastic Answer: Something by Cannibal Corpse.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

Mine was: "Chaos is the future and beyond it is freedom"

Space Is the Place (Space Is the Place), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

i am SO GLAD that our yearbook was too crank-em-out public-school to let us do this, mine would have been pretentious and shitty

or it would have been from the only record i listened to senior year, prince's album controversy, which would have ruled so much that i would have just exploded in coolosity

Haibun (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

There was 800 kids in my senior class, we didnt get quotes.

David Allen (David Allen), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

My school didn't have senior quotes either. If you're looking for a mindfuck, try using the lyrics to Talking Heads'/Hugo Ball's "I Zimbra."

GADJI BERI BIMBA CLANDRIDI
LAULI LONNI CADORI GADJAM
A BIM BERI GLASSALA GLANDRIDE
E GLASSALA TUFFM I ZIMBRA

BIM BLASSA GALASSASA ZIMBRABIM
BLASSA GLALLASSASA ZIMBRABIM

A BIM BERI GLASSALA GRANDRID
E GLASSALA TUFFM I ZIMBRA

GADJI BERI BIMBA GLANDRIDI
LAULI LONNI CADORA GADJAM
A BIM BERI GLASSASA GLANDRID
E GLASSALA TUFFM I ZIMBRA

mat, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Whoever posted the lyrics for "Mutiny in Heaven": If we allow senior quotes at my school, I'm so quoting that song!

Ian Moraine (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

Back in the day, I fixed the ballots for "The Slim" by Sugar. Even so the geex in the yearbook committee cheated back and we got "Two Princes." Yikes.

class of 93!, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

One good use for a small town: you hate it, and you know you'll have to leave

stet (stet), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

"I've got style /
For miles and miles /
So much style that it's wasted!"

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

excellent.

My derring-do
Allows me to
Dance the rigadoon
Around you

or substitute
"ring or two" for "rigadoon"
to get what I thought the lyric was.

Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

Neither a borrower
Nor a lender be
Do not forget:
Stay out of debt
Think twice
And take this good advice from me
Guard that old solvency

There's just one other thing
That you should do
To thine own self be true

Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

I'm gonna rip her head off
And shit down her neck
'Cause I hate her

- "Flashback", Ministry

Alternately:

There's more to life than books, you know
(But not much more)

- "Handsome Devil", The Smiths

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

Baby when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, you're dancing real close
Cuz it's real, real slow
(You know what you're doing, don't you)
You're making it hard for me

Step back you're dancing kinda close
I feel a little poke coming through

Next-"Too Close"
On you

C0L1N B--KETT, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

Considering how obsessed I was with "Too Close" my senior year, it's surprising I didn't use it.

Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

Run Like Hell in Hell, the Deadly Race Begins
Cyanide, Suicide, no prayers or foolish whims
Tonight we'll fight with glory in our veins
Can't stop us now - our evil always reigns!
The Master Switch is Set and We Must Guard the Only Key!
RIP RIDE!


Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

ODB:

"I be droppin' science like Cosby droppin' babies"

chris andrews (fraew), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

my favorite HS year book quote was (uncited, of course, and alone on the page):

"You won’t have Nixon to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference."

j c (j c), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

i, however, used the smiths' quote mentioned above by mr perry

j c (j c), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

I used "One word: Icarus. If you do know, great, if you don't, you should read more."

I am lame.

Jeremy Smith, Wednesday, 12 January 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

"I'm the king of rock, there is none HIGHER
Sucker MC's should call me SIRE
to burn my kingdom, you must choose FIRE
I won't stop rockin' till I retire"

-Run DMC

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane

shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)

"Outta my way fool, I am the illest.
I die harder than Bruce Willis."
-- Ice T

"I'm the king of boggle, there is none higher
I score eleven points on the word quagmire."
-- Beastie Boys

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 05:09 (twenty years ago)

"You don't have to go to college" - Animal Collective

bum, Wednesday, 12 January 2005 05:57 (twenty years ago)

"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 07:41 (twenty years ago)

"Just know that I chose my own fate
I drove past the fork in the road and went straight..."
-JayZ

muse (muse), Saturday, 22 January 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)

"Destroy your safe and happy lives before it is too late!" - Mekons

Austin (Austin), Saturday, 22 January 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

I feel for you, you little horror
Safe at your homeroom desk
No lucky break for you around the corner
'Cause your father is a bully
And he thinks that you're a pest
And your sister she's no better than a whore.
Life seems so rosy in high school,
But I'll be a friend I'll tell you what's in store
There's nothing at the end of the rainbow.
There's nothing to grow up for anymore
Tycoons and barrow boys will rob you
And throw you on the side
And all because they love themselves sincerely
And the man holds a bread knife
Up to you throat is four feet wide
And he's anxious just to show you what it's for.
Your mother works so hard to make you happy
But take a look outside the classroom door
There's nothing at the end of the rainbow.
There's nothing to grow up for anymore
And all the sad and empty faces
That pass you on the street
All running in their sleep, all in a dream
Every loving handshake
Is just another man to beat
How your heart aches just to cut him to the core
Life seems so rosy in high school,
But I'll be a friend I'll tell you what's in store
There's nothing at the end of the rainbow.
There's nothing to grow up for anymore

--with apologies to Richard Thompson

mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Saturday, 22 January 2005 06:49 (twenty years ago)

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CLASS OF '90, YO

the first church of latebloomer, friend of plebians and santa (reformed) (latebl, Saturday, 22 January 2005 08:07 (twenty years ago)


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