Did Chingy Know? Did He Care?

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One of the women in this photo is, in fact, a transsexual named Vaniity. What does this do/say to/for/about hip-hop's attitude(s) toward homosexuality?

― pdf (Phil Freeman), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

Is this photo SFW?

― Huk-L, Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

sorta safe.

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

I believe Gertrude Stein said it best: a ho is a ho is a ho

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

Vaniity paid tha cost to be tha boss.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

Didn't something similar happen to Eazy-E while he was robbing a bank?

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

is "Vaniity" spelled that way to avoid being sued by the ex-Prince protoge/mama cum woman of God?

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

Cf. also the Pharcyde's "Oh Shit".

xpost

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

For reference:

One fine summertime Sunday evening
Crenshaw Boulevard was in full swing
Perfect example of how looks can be deceiving
Rolled up to what I thought was a pretty young thing
Rollin in a purple samurai suzuki
dookie braids was an aid to her sex appeal
Dude she was dope man real dope - on the real
Well anyway I went toot toot she said hey a beep beep
The next day rolled down to the beach
Tuesday me and my new Crenshaw cutie
Coolin on the beach and now she's rubbin on my booty
Suck suck suckin on my neck like dracula
But it wasn't all that spectacular (why?)
Cuz everytime I tried to touch upon her tay-titty
She would be like quit, B
Bitch was frontin but I didn't say nothin
Then all of a sudden like someone pushed a button
I got a funny feeling like something was real wrong
Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long
Then it hit me oh please god no
Don't let this ho turn out to be a john doe
He pulled a fast one on me yo
I guess that's one of those things that make you go: shit!

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

which one is the transsexual?

― $$$$$, Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

Dig if u will the ontological implications: we've got a man who pretends to be a woman gringing azz behind a entertainer who pretends to be a thug for an audience of 15-year-old sunurban whiggers who pretend to be gang-bangers. All this lacks is j.lo screaching "I'm just Jenny from the block."

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

sunurban = kids who live in tract houses in Orange County

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

TS: whiggers vs toryers

― Lingbertt, Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

Is it the black woman in the foreground? I'm not as good at spot the transsexual as I used to be

― mike h. (mike h.), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

Were you best in the county or the state?

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps it is not we who have gotten worse at spotting the transexuals, it is they who have gotten better at hiding the candy.

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Now Eazy, on the other hand, was telling it like it is though. He said "damn," dropped the gun from his hand because what he thought was a bitch was nothing but a man.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

Authenticity is boring.

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 13 January 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

>>Authenticity is boring.

Amen! I hope no one thinks I was arguing contra.

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Thursday, 13 January 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

http://www.armchairempire.com/images/classics/Contra_2.jpg

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 January 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

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