It isn't impossible, but its fckng hard. If U want to make rekords badly enough, U will. Nevertheless, I would advise anyone "creative" who is planning having kids to do so only when U have achieved all U think yr going to. Hey! This PM I changed litte Adam's trainer pants, disposing ov a turd the size of a CRICKET BALL!!!! You NEVER get used to it. Ack. Haven't U asked this one before in some form DQ? Are we to expect little Qs on thee way hur hur hur. BTW since the "terrible 2s" commenced in thee phay household, m brain has turned to sludge. Capacity for analytical thought s.th.like 10% ov what it was. The same thing will happen to yu too, mark my words. BEWARE!!!
― Norman Phay, Thursday, 3 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)