Worst Album Cover of 2005 Thus Far

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In the so great it's wrong I present:
http://www.thedeanmalenkos.com/pics/DMATTGIS.jpg

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 20 January 2005 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

classic :D

― blah, Thursday, 20 January 2005 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you seen the hideous cover for the new Mercury Rev album? Close thread.

― stew, Thursday, 20 January 2005 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, those chicks are soooooo hot!

― Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Thursday, 20 January 2005 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cdtimes.co.uk/protectedimage.php?image=MichelleManning/bloc_party.jpg

― jellybean (jellybean), Thursday, 20 January 2005 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

knew that wouldn't work

http://gb.v2music.com/fileUp/_imageResizeCache/product-889_1103309816_1103309816_IC2.jpg

― jellybean (jellybean), Thursday, 20 January 2005 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

ihttp://www.geocities.com/simpsonneil/krank082.jpg

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 12 March 2005 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Seen the cover of the new Weezer album? *shudder*

― andie b, Saturday, 12 March 2005 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00070G732.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg, sorry.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 12 March 2005 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it was better as just a link, as now I am sickened.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 12 March 2005 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

my god.

that will not be beaten in a long long time.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Saturday, 12 March 2005 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

um I kinda like it

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 12 March 2005 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

referring to the 'dean malenko' artwork rather than the outhud.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Saturday, 12 March 2005 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, it's a Halifax band! (re: Malenkos)

― Simon H. (Simon H.), Saturday, 12 March 2005 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I love that Bloc Party cover. (Even though I've never heard the band)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 12 March 2005 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, the Bloc Party cover is nice. The Out Hud is terrible! (great music though).

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 12 March 2005 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00070QL7E.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Not that I was expecting greatness or nothing, but really.......

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 12 March 2005 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll vote for the Bloc Party cover as well, that looks great!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 12 March 2005 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I dont know whether this is the worst... OR THE BEST!

http://www.candlelightrecordsusa.com/images/cover_belef.jpg

― NickB (NickB), Saturday, 12 March 2005 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, that's a tough call!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 12 March 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Is the name of that band, BEEF? I might just have to run out and buy that record. I mean, really, how could it not be anything but wildly, heroically asinine entertainment?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 12 March 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

The name is Belef. I think theyre French black metal gubbins.

― NickB (NickB), Saturday, 12 March 2005 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I think too that in that particular field of artistic endeavour, they might in fact be wildly average.

― NickB (NickB), Saturday, 12 March 2005 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

ok that cover just made me wheeze laughing. holy crap.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 12 March 2005 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Regina Spektor "soviet Kitsch"
Believe it or not, the record is pretty good. The cover, however...

http://www.bighassle.com/publicity/a_regina_spektor.html

― chadly con queso (chadly con queso), Saturday, 12 March 2005 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004SBGD.01._PE8_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

http://gb.v2music.com/fileUp/_imageResizeCache/product-889_1103309816_1103309816_IC2.jpg

Bad associations.

― Seuss, Sunday, 13 March 2005 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Belef MP3

― a banana (alanbanana), Sunday, 13 March 2005 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I see.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Sunday, 13 March 2005 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0007735HG.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― late adopter, Sunday, 13 March 2005 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Sky Captain and the World of Boring Britrock

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Sunday, 13 March 2005 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

that really is terrible. the advert for it on television takes the graphics from that cover and animates them. wind gradually blows the letters. into a tornado. with big antenna and flat man. two flat man. what could it mean.

― scg, Sunday, 13 March 2005 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i am giggle

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Sunday, 13 March 2005 06:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Probably any of the new Fall live cds coming out that all sort of look like this

http://www.voiceprint.co.uk/images/hipp007cd.jpg

― svend (svend), Sunday, 13 March 2005 06:20 (twenty-one years ago)

This has got to be it. (And yes, it's an official album, not a bootleg/mixtape/etc.)

― Guy Incognito, Sunday, 13 March 2005 07:00 (twenty-one years ago)

going CRAZY with Wingdings!

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Sunday, 13 March 2005 07:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i kind of like that doves cover.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 13 March 2005 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

the last Doves album cover was much worse

hip-hop generally owns this thread - esp. new 50 Cent album

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Sunday, 13 March 2005 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, it's a Halifax band! (re: Malenkos)

Only cause they outgrew Sackville.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 14 March 2005 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0002IU0JQ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 14 March 2005 10:20 (twenty-one years ago)

That looks like...

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005QD2N.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― NickB (NickB), Monday, 14 March 2005 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the MIA cover!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00069W5M6.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
no contest, this makes a wonderful exuberant album look like the boringest piece of shite in the world

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 14 March 2005 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

ihttp://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0007UMNNU.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 8 May 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0007UMNNU.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 8 May 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0007MEYJ4.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Asthmatic Cajun (Asthmatic Cajun), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0007Y4TVU.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

Hipgnosis has a lot to answer for.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

I don't like the Doves at all but that cover looks really cool to me.

But then again, I also love the MIA cover, so.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

Not sure what to make of this one.

ihttp://www.metacritic.com/media/music/artists/davematthewsband/standup/picture.jpg

― darin (darin), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0008D5HMK.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― darin (darin), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

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the mu and new order covers are grebt!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 13 June 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

yeah, seriously most of the covers in this thread are ok to good!

how could someone NOT love the Art Brut cover?

― chris andrews (fraew), Monday, 13 June 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

Ladies and gentlemen... OUR WINNER!

http://www.radiosilent.org/a/crna.jpg

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

how could someone NOT love the Art Brut cover?

For real! It's one of my favorites of the year so far.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)

The last 50 cent album had one of the coolest covers I've ever seen. Seriously. It's a classic. The new one isn't as good, but it's alright. Every other cover posted here is worse.

― Chris H. (chrisherbert), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

pitchfork is wrong, shockingly (esp. about the books, trail of dead, and art brut)

― Sym Sym (sym), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 06:14 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

SO BAD

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000A2H880.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

the font!!

the drop shadow!!

the placement of the text!!

the colours!!

MY EYES

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

The Noah's Ark one is absolutely dreadful (and, I'd imagine, almost as bad as the music it sheethes). I see the Bloc Party cover up there too....which I think is really quite nice, actually.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

I rather like the And You Will Know Us By the Trail of the Dead cover

I think System of a Down gets my vote - it's an album I actually like with a cover bad enough to make me embarassed to own it.

― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

omg you oldham suckin fool what's wrong with that Mu cover? nothing, i say

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cockrockdisco.com/CRD2/jpegs2/artists/DDD_cover.jpg

― booboo nuts, Wednesday, 24 August 2005 11:58 (twenty years ago)

The Art Brut cover is one of the few I've ever seen that's so obnoxious that I never want to hear the album.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

The New Order cover is awesome! WTF?

Seriously though I'm kind of incapacitated by the BEEF cover.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

http://rateyourmusic.com/album_images/310228.jpg

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

how could someone NOT love the Art Brut cover?
For real! It's one of my favorites of the year so far.

-- Johnny Fever (--...), June 14th, 2005.

totally. fantastic cover.

― piscesboy, Wednesday, 24 August 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

That New Pornographers cover is bad, but so was the last one. Do they have a graphic designer friend they just can't say "No" to?

Steadily getting worse...

― Andrew Petereson (ANDER), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

AC Newman is credited with designing the cover in the liner notes! So bizarre...

― Legroom at the Vista (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

how could someone NOT love the Art Brut cover?
For real! It's one of my favorites of the year so far.

-- Johnny Fever (--...), June 14th, 2005.

totally. fantastic cover.

-- piscesboy (piscesxx...), August 24th, 2005.

I just don't understand the need for a band to shout "We majored in English!" so loudly.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

Jesus, their songs are even more obnoxious than I expected them to be.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

Here's a cover that whispers "please don't look at me".

ihttp://www.metacritic.com/media/music/artists/blackfrank/honeycomb/picture.jpg

― darin (darin), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/images/b/black_frank/honeycomb.gif

― darin (darin), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

I think I'm the only person in the world who likes the Twin Cinema cover.

― Ross Godfrey (scatter), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

The Noah's Ark one is absolutely dreadful (and, I'd imagine, almost as bad as the music it sheethes). I see the Bloc Party cover up there too....which I think is really quite nice, actually.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...) (webmail), August 22nd, 2005. (vassifer)

You're crazy, that Noah's Ark art is beautiful! If I had a huge poster of it, by god, I'd hang it on my wall!

― Mickey (modestmickey), Thursday, 25 August 2005 02:27 (twenty years ago)

I think that 50 Cent cover is pretty cool; not as good as his previous one, yeah, but still looks good. It is kinda weird cover for a macho rapper though - all those patterns on the sides of it... If 50's gay, like some people seem to think, maybe there's a hidden code in it: "You know, I like floral decorations". Also, the outlines of his figure are blurring, that could be a symbol of an identity crisis - his sexual identity is blurred too.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 25 August 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

i adore the art brut sleeve

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Thursday, 25 August 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

You're crazy, that Noah's Ark art is beautiful! If I had a huge poster of it, by god, I'd hang it on my wall!

Don't you mean "I'd stick it on my fridge door, where it would perfectly with other crayon drawings by infants"?

― brittle-lemon (brittle-lemon), Thursday, 25 August 2005 06:28 (twenty years ago)

your infants do crayon drawings? how precocious!

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 August 2005 06:30 (twenty years ago)

why has nobody mentioned the coldplay cover?

― joe schmoe (joeschmoe), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

Coldplay is definitely the worst one by a band that 1) could afford to pay any price for any art they want, and 2) seems actually to be trying really hard for "good cover art"

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 25 August 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

Ha! A.C. Newman! He must think that's good then? Absolutely bizarre...

― Andrew Peterson (ANDER), Thursday, 25 August 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000A14OEC.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
She looks like some sort of transvestive librarian.

― Miki (Miki), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009VBTDW.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

Man, I'm downloading that Veirs album solely on the basis of the cover. 2Hot!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

http://art.progressive.com/images/img_Kehinde.jpg
http://www.a-cd.de/images/articles/2005-03-17_213402_50_cent_massacre.jpg

― Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006841O2.03._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, 26 August 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

new Bloodhound Gang album cover:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000AJJNPO.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

We get it. You're hilarious.

― pinder (pinder), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

I still don't know what to make out of this Bon Jovi cover

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000ANVQ5K.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

the ones on this thread that i think are bad:

lcd soundsystem
new pornographers
bloodhound gang
bon jovi
50 cent
cocorosie

everything else is pretty decent. i really love the photographs for kohnecke [sp?] and veirs -- its very quiet and beautiful.

slightly disturbed by the sheer amount of collage work thats passing for album covers this year, however.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

That Outhud cover is still impossible to beat.

― Jena (JenaP), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

agreed, OutHud is impossible to beat. This one comes close though:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009IRKZG.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― pinder (pinder), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

Jesus, what the hell is going on there?!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

That's kinda not so bad. It reminded me of this.

http://img232.exs.cx/img232/730/loureed6gj.jpg

― nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)

That's kinda not so good.

-fixed-

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 05:34 (twenty years ago)

If it makes someone say "Jesus, what the hell is going on there?" then it's better than most of the real bad ones, where you know just what's going on. (See the Bloodhound Gang cover.)

― nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 06:05 (twenty years ago)

Hmm, I think the covers you "get" (like the Bloodhound Gang one) at least serve their function, wheras that one offers no simple explanation at all for it's existence. Anyway, it's worth the worst album cover nomination for the ugly typography and bad photoshopping alone.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 06:18 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.konkurrent.nl/nieuwsbrief/img/reuber.jpg
http://www.foetus.org/discog/love.jpg
http://www.garylucas.com/www/disc/fnb_pcbatr.jpg
http://www.fvrec.com/popup_images/fv38_bigcd.jpg
http://www.hairlessheartherald.co.uk/images/revimge/ghincon.jpg
http://www.gryphonmetal.ch/cd3/burstO_p.jpeg
http://www.thehighwaystar.com/hs-pics/covers/rapture2.jpg
http://news.freecity.de/bilder/171020/middle

― Martijn ter Haar (wmterhaar), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

Hmmm...

Pitchfork presents The Worst Album Covers Of All Time.

― nancyboy (nancyboy), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 11:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.starbucks.com/hearmusic/images/product/194690_h.jpg

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 18 November 2005 11:51 (twenty years ago)

four weeks pass...

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009NR7ZE.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― pinder (pinder), Friday, 16 December 2005 09:19 (twenty years ago)

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