What is the worst/funniest line Stephen _Malkmus_ ever wrote?

For the record, Phish's "Guyute" contains some of the funniest lyrics I've ever heard. They don't translate quite so well to print but here goes:

Guyute was the ugly pig/who walked on me and danced a jig that he had learned when he was six/then stopped and did some other tricks

like pulling weapons from his coat/and holding them against my throat he lectured me in a language strange/and scampered quickly out of range

I'm bouncing like a newborn elf/I can't remain inside myself Guyute glances in my eyes/and manages to hypnotize