Holy Sh!t! Houston Loses An Eye Like That!

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And isn't this line the creepiest thing ever?
"photographs of his injury are circulating online."

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

Poor guy -- don't think I'll be hunting for those photos.

― Mark (MarkR), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

With a picture. Not for the faint of anything.

― Matt Chesnut, Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

ouch.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

Well, so much for avoiding the photo.

― Mark (MarkR), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:17 (twenty years ago)

No one made you click!

― Matt Chesnut, Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:18 (twenty years ago)

I'm debating whether or not I want to see this. How bad is it? Is the optic nerve dangling? Are the lids still there? Of course, he has my sympathy, etc.

― Heidy- Ho, Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

What can I say, I'm weak.

― Mark (MarkR), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:36 (twenty years ago)

I looked. Now my nuts feel squeemish.

― jim wentworth (wench), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

It's not that bad.

― Site Admistrator (deangulberry), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

It looks like he swapped his eyeball for some pecan pie filling.

― Heidy- Ho, Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

It ain't pleasant but it's about twenty times less disturbing then the "sawn off penis" thread.
The "he said he was Jesus" line says it all.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

Heidy-Ho: I think I'm sick as I thought the exact same thing.

― caspar (caspar), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

http://www.links.net/drugz/pix/title.hw.gif

― mobb drake (djdee2005), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

Do people still do angel dust?

― Mark (MarkR), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

"I was unfocused," said Meth, who won a Grammy with Mary J. Blige in 1995 for the duet "I'll Be There For You/You're All I Need To Get By." "It was like, ignorance was bliss for me in those years. I didn't know what was at stake when I was going out on the road by myself to promote that first album or when I did that first video 'Bring the Pain.' [I] came to the set dusted. That's why I look crazy — n----s was high! Not just weed high, but angel dust high. Kids, say no. That sh-- is not for you."

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

yeah they still do PCP:
http://www.rapnews.net/News/2003/11/TexasRapper.BigLurch.GetsLife/

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:36 (twenty years ago)

That's the most fucked up thing I've ever seen (Big Lurch, I mean.) Wow.

― Mark (MarkR), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:51 (twenty years ago)

You can buy a Big Lurch CD on amazon still. Used for 12 bucks.

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)

I knew something was up with Meth in that video!

― Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:54 (twenty years ago)

PCP's a helluva drug.

― eman (eman), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:58 (twenty years ago)

I can't wait for his new single with Bushwick Bill and Slick Rick.

― Austin (Austin), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:37 (twenty years ago)

PCP almost seems like it exists solely to justify all the most over-the-top "Just Say No" reefer madness drug-war propaganda.

Why the hell does anyone do that shit? Smoke some crack or something, goddamn.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:38 (twenty years ago)

I can't wait for his new single with Bushwick Bill and Slick Rick.

and guest staring momus!

― El Janko (JasonD), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:49 (twenty years ago)

This is kind of a sick thing to joke about, innit?

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:54 (twenty years ago)

Holy shit... wow. I really wish I hadn't click that.

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:56 (twenty years ago)

I am still waiting for somebody to synthesize Nuke from Robocop. I want to hear what Dre would do if he got all strung out on Nuke.

― Disco Nihilist (mjt), Thursday, 3 February 2005 08:37 (twenty years ago)

Man how sad is that?? I had no idea he was a manic depressive. Thats one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen a person close to me go through. I hope the guy can bounce back.

― Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Thursday, 3 February 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

No I don't think the fact he MAY have had a problem with PCP at one time really justifies poking fun at this. The "he said he was Jesus" line doesn't say fuckin shit next to the "he suffered from manic depression" line.

― Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Thursday, 3 February 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

To say nothing of bipolar sufferer DMX's recent wacked-out run-ins with the law.

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Thursday, 3 February 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

Damn, I was hoping it was Whitney Houston's larnyx.

― Ian Riese-Moraine (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 3 February 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

Eyes are not normally kept in the larnyx.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 February 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

Smoke a mad mess of dust and see if you are not proven wrong...

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Thursday, 3 February 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

when white people get depressed it's pretty par for the course, but when black people do it it's a real eye-opener.

― Monday At Bernie's (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 3 February 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

oooooooooof

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Thursday, 3 February 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

20 lashes with a wet noodle for that one, Ade.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 February 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Big Lurch aka Antron Singleton, rapper from Texas was recently served with life sentence in prison. This is due to the tearing open of 21 year old Tynisha Ysais' chest and eating of her lung, brutally killing her her under the influence of PCP.

...

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 3 February 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

poor bastard. he must be miserable. i hope he will feel better.

― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Thursday, 3 February 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

I remember that Big Lurch case! Yeesh.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 February 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Lurch had pled insanity for the case but the judge was not having it

aggravated mayhem

!!!

― Ben Dot (1977), Thursday, 3 February 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

aggravated mayhem

"mayhem" is actually a common law crime, which may be committed when one dismembers another. see, e.g.:

mayhem -- 1. the crime of maliciously injuring a person's body, esp. to impair or destroy the victim's capacity for self-defense. (black's law dictionary [7th ed. 1999])

"mayhem, according to the english common law, is maliciously depriving another of the use of such of his members as may render him less able, in fighting, either to defend himself or to annoy his adversary. it is a felony." (rollin m. perkins & ronald n. boyce, criminal law 239 [3d ed. 1982])

NOW Y'ALL KNOW ...

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.vaxxine.com/npda/kids/drteeth/drteeth.jpg

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

i now have a morbid curiosity to hear songs by this fellow..

hey, is he marcus houston from sister sister??

― reo, Friday, 4 February 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

nope, not him.

― reo, Friday, 4 February 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.sohh.com/thewire/read.php?contentID=6689

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 21 February 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

Bushwick Bill is a hell of a kick ass dude..

― Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 04:52 (twenty years ago)

"I hope his eye will heal," though? He gouged it out! Does Bill think Houston's eye's gonna regenerate?

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

hes not manic depressive... he's schitzofrenic. manic depressive is a form of Bipolar Syndrome.

― cuban, Friday, 5 May 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

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