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Merkz N Spencer
Tiny 12 Year Old Bastardz
Fat Neck Entourage
Nasty Sqwad

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Bushco Crew
Road Warrior Collective

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

East Endaz

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Legion of Doom
Bushwackaz
Natural Dizazterz
New Age Outlawz
Tekno Team 2000
Owen Hart and Yokozuna

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Owen Hart and Yokozuna

this cracked me up

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

UXXBRIDGAHZ GRIMIEST

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Zizzor Zizterz

― Matt Chesnut, Friday, 11 February 2005 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Sneaky Cuntz
P-Double-O

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

nasty sqwad youth team

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Lil' Adam & Dudes of NOIZE

― haitch (haitch), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

the massive west albion massive

― chris andrews (fraew), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Kingz of Konvenientz
Frothy Hoodz
Filthee Vicarz

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

crunk-in-effekt

― chris andrews (fraew), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

haha chris =)

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Double Tuff Crue

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

the massiver and albioner (as well as, though not by much, being westerner) than the massive west albion massive

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

MK Dons

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Mentoz and Da Fresh Merker

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

these should all be in CAPS!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave, Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch, and Skibbangle.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

DJ ROO AND MIKE WRECKA

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

tha leyton blizzardz

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Thamez Valley Royalz

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

INNA BADMOOD
BRIXTON PRINGLEZ
CAMBERWELL BANKERZ

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

DOGS OF ISLE

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, that should be DOGZ

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Tooting Bec Soljaz

― JoB (JoB), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

do they mostly have cities in the name? and can we presuppose an american grime contingent?

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

hey, if we do that, how about if we call it by a different name, like "hip-hop"?

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

while the crews' names might be similar, surely you're not suggesting... oh wait... long protracted argument about genre. nevermind.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Gunz of Brixton
Birmingham 6
Shakespeares inna Alley

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 11 February 2005 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Durty Squirtz Clan
Poontang Posse

― cs appleby (cs appleby), Friday, 11 February 2005 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Anytime 60 Crew
Slap Ya and You Know It Crew
Manor Park Murkers
Brixton Bad Man

― um, Friday, 11 February 2005 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

BETHNALL GREEN BASTARDZ

TEFLON CRU

― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Friday, 11 February 2005 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

ILFORD IGNORAMUSES
FOREST GATE FUCKERS
BOW-TOWN BATTY-BOY BATTERS
TO MURK OR NOT TO MURK CREW
RUMPOLE AND THE BAILEY CREW
BIG SPENDER CREW

― um, Friday, 11 February 2005 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

BIG BIG BIG CREW.

― um, Friday, 11 February 2005 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK POMPOUS INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD CRITICS CREW

― um, Friday, 11 February 2005 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Bare-Naked Laydeez

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 11 February 2005 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

supa furious animalz

― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Friday, 11 February 2005 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Old Kompton Street Boyz

― DJ Mencap0))), Friday, 11 February 2005 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Shandy Bass Crew

― DJ Mencap0))), Friday, 11 February 2005 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Bow Street Bastard

― DJ Mencap0))), Friday, 11 February 2005 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

PROLAPZE CLAZZIC OR DED

― ghostface Geordie, Friday, 11 February 2005 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

steel rail 6

― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Friday, 11 February 2005 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ultrasworld.com/enggro.htm

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 11 February 2005 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

BOW STREET RUNNAZ
MUDCHUTE CREW

― The Cricklewood Massive (The Cricklewood Massive), Friday, 11 February 2005 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

FASSYMAN GET BACK CRUE

― known vaginatarian (nickalicious), Friday, 11 February 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

NOIZECLOT COLLECTIVE

― known vaginatarian (nickalicious), Friday, 11 February 2005 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Allderz

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 11 February 2005 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

DAMON ALBARN PREZENTZ ASDA MORRISONS SOMERFIELD KWIK SAVE SHOPPAZ - 'GALLEON'S REACH [CAN'T GET THERE ON SILVERLINK INNIT]'

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 11 February 2005 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Filthee Vicarz winz

― ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Friday, 11 February 2005 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"FASSYMAN GET BACK CRUE"

i wish this one was real.

― splooge (thesplooge), Saturday, 12 February 2005 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

DISTURBED MAN DEM

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

Ok, last year at some point (I forget which one) I decided to make a FAKE grime crew. At that aforementioned point I'd not actually heard any grime beyond the Dizzee album and 2 tracks of that charismaless Warp compilation.

The resulting mess, Skwish Skwadz can be heard here:-
http://www.coastaltown.nildram.co.uk/porl/skwish.zip

The track "Our Way of Life" is worth a listen and for some reason has actually been "played out" unironically by a "DJ" at a "club".

― wo ist meine keybords? (Lynskey), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

PROSPEKT OF WHITEBOI

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

WEST HAM SQWAD

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

Stockwell Weapon

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Matt Da Chief

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

stevemerkery

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

The Royal Tenenbaums

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

ruislip buddies

― scg, Friday, 18 March 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

haha freddie merkery!

― scg, Friday, 18 March 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

Cut-In Crew
Killburn Manz
Surrey Quays Eskimob
Blixin Squad
Perignon Cartel
Waiamiso Massive

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

ruislip buddies

robl

Watford Majors

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

toilet boiz (from hampstead heath ends)

― scg, Friday, 18 March 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

hahahahaha!

(sorry)

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

Swiss Cottage BUTCHERS

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

Slew Tradin' Estate

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

Burnt Oak Artillery
Mill Hillbillies
Cabal Feeders
A406 Arms House
Stankmore Cru
Crazy Frog Downloaders
NHS Cru
Gidea Park Battalion
Xtra Credit Manz
Area Pals
Chiswick Squad

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

Geezerz Kiosk

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

Ruff Trade

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Reppin' Forest

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Tooting Popular Fronters

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

on da buses

― scg, Friday, 18 March 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

New Cross Bow Warriors

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

Dadz Army

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

D Double L R

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

Fat Hands Cartel
Maida Men
Battersea Dogs Homies
Bow Belles
Hanwell Desi Brockists
Bunny Park Viaduct Appeciation Society
Paddington Bare Cru

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

god i was seriously in a band called the toilet girls. for shame

― monia.l (monia.l), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Ladywell Fit feat. Gallionz Reach - Ch'Chingford (Barry Lasange Packin' In Putney mix)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

The Wu Tang Clan

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

trigger f del boy & rodney - dollar sign

― scg, Friday, 18 March 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe no one entered

BANGERZ AND MASH

― jsoulja (jsoulja), Saturday, 19 March 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

dissensus crew & the taxi rank

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 19 March 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

Notting Hillside Stranglaz

― jsoulja (jsoulja), Saturday, 19 March 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

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― DAEREST V1CE MAGAZINE!!!!! (ex machina), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

Brappp For Lashes

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 09:41 (sixteen years ago)

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