10,000 Texan artists I'll take before Bright Eyes.

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For all you Texas haters out there, remember what you're giving up.

1 Ornette Coleman
2 ZZ Top
3 Archie Bell and The Drells
4 Butthole Surfers
5 Ed Hall
6 And You Shall Know Us By the Trail of Dead
7 Daniel Johnston
8 Glass Eye
9 Geto Boys
10 Ernest Tubb
11 Red Volkert
12 DJ Premier from GangStarr
13 Lightnin' Hopkins
14 Erykah Badu
15 David "Fathead" Newman
16 Pinetop Perkins
18 George Jones
19 Bob Wills

and for the last of the root post, a personal fave from a non-music medium

20 Mike Judge

Austin (Austin), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

The Geto Boys are from Texas? I didn't know that.

You forgot the mighty MDC.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

21. Pantera. Yep I said it. So sue me.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

5th Ward of Houston Represent! And I didn't forget MDC, I just wanted someone else to have a chance to mention their of faves. Oh, and I forgot.

Austin (Austin), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

22 Chamillionaire
23 Spoon
24 Explosions in the Sky
25 Bill Hicks
26 Willie Nelson
27 Waylon Jennings
28 Buddy Holly

Matt Chesnut, Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

29. the Skatenigs

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

30. Secret Machines

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

31 Primadonnas

Aaron A., Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

32 Wiring Prank
33 Pleasant Grove
34 Paper Chase

Aaron A., Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Townes Van Zandt

Marcel Verhoeven (Marcel Verhoeven), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Stick Men With Ray Guns!
Blind Lemon Jefferson

Aaron A., Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

37.Jandek (Houston)
38.Charalambides (ex-Houston, now Austin)
39.Comet (little known droney rock band from Denton that had one album out produced by David Baker, ex-Mercury Rev)

donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Calla

Marcel Verhoeven (Marcel Verhoeven), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

41.BIG BOYS

donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

42.Star As Eyes (though originally from Providence)

donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

43.Really Red (although the singer was Canadian, who now lives in Seattle)

donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

10,000 Texan artists I'll take before Bright Eyes.

get on the phone to guinness, this will officially be the largest gangbang in history

gramps, Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy Shit, Really Red...there's a name from the past. I used to love "Prostitution" on the Let Them Eat Jellybeans comp.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Conor Bukkakke??? WHY??? (xpost)

donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Under Ground Kings
The D.O.C.
Sly Stone, although more associated with the California Bay Area was actually born in Ft. Worth.

Ha, for real Gramps. With Bright Eyes as the standard I'd probably even go with W.A.S.P. and Edie Brickell.

Austin (Austin), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Norah Jones!

Aaron A., Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I do admit though, getting to 10,000 is going to be a stretch.. 100 would be no problem though.

donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

the rapper who always sang about cough syrup

Aaron A., Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, if we're counting Texans as opposed to BANDS, then I'll just say..

The Polyphonic Spree

OK, we're now over 10,000 Texans.. let the Conor Bukakke begin.

donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Well yeah, 10,000 was a rhetorical exagerration. The point was to show music lovers who are Texas haters the error of their ways.

Don Walser
Slackface
Agony Column
Hot Buttered Rhythm
Ephraim Owens

Aaron - oh hell yeah DJ SCREW!

Austin (Austin), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Elliott Smith grew up in Dallas but was born in .... OMAHA!

Aaron A., Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Alejandro Escovedo
Rank and File
True Believers
The Shoulders

Austin (Austin), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Destiny's Child / Beyonce Knowles
Charlie Robison
The Dixie Chicks
Robert Earl Keen
Cowboy Troy
Vanilla Ice
Terry Allen
Pat Green

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"Vanilla Ice"

Oh, BURN!

Austin (Austin), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Flaco Jimenez
Chingo Bling
Doug Sahm / Texas Tornados
Frankie J
Kumbia Kings
SELENA Y LOS DINOS
Baby Bash
Choppaholix
Mike Jones
Paul Wall

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Black Lipstick
the Kiss-Offs
the 13th Floor Elevators
At The Drive-In
the Baptist Generals
Woody Guthrie (born in Oklahoma, raised in Pampa, Texas)
Calla
the Toadies

It would be difficult to find a Texas artist I wouldn't take over Bright Eyes

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 12 February 2005 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Janis Joplin
Johnny & Edgar Winter

jim wentworth (wench), Saturday, 12 February 2005 06:02 (twenty-one years ago)

American Analog Set
Bedhead

and without texas we would have never had the mountain goats' 'All Hail West Texas.'

jergins (jergins), Saturday, 12 February 2005 06:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Steve Earle - Virginia born, Texas raised

VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 February 2005 06:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Stevie Ray Vaughan / Jimmie Ray Vaughan
Tanya Tucker

jim wentworth (wench), Saturday, 12 February 2005 06:14 (twenty-one years ago)

poison 13

dan (dan), Saturday, 12 February 2005 06:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't forget The Texas BS Band. *cough*

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 12 February 2005 06:41 (twenty-one years ago)

The Meat Purveyors
Old 97's

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 12 February 2005 06:43 (twenty-one years ago)

lift to experience

polyphonic (polyphonic), Saturday, 12 February 2005 06:58 (twenty-one years ago)

oran juice jones
roy orbison
The d.o.c.
red garland
mike nesmith
pauline oliveros
teddy wilson
mayo thompson
charlie christian
phil ochs
meatloaf

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 12 February 2005 07:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Red Crayola
The Dicks

eman (eman), Saturday, 12 February 2005 08:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Palaxy Tracks
Edith Frost

jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 12 February 2005 08:22 (twenty-one years ago)

... and there you go, obvious proof to Mr Bright Eyes that his music isn't any good. I'm sorry I've been enjoying his new album so much, I'll immediately change to to get me some old Rank and File albums.

I was suprised that we all have evidence that the reason he disliked the Texas was actually that Janadek and the red crayola came from there, and wasn't anything to do with - oh I don't know, rgw politicians and their impact on the rest of the world. Or maybe the amount of people the state executes... or... well Ican list a million things, right down to the wingnut make up of the school book board..

Do some of you people write instapundit?

sandy blair, Saturday, 12 February 2005 08:32 (twenty-one years ago)

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 12 February 2005 09:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Sandy,

Texas rules, U R a gay faggot. We execute retards and have the highest amount of childern without healthcare for a reason; We are not gay homosexual fags like you. Faggot.

Yrs Truly,
Disco Tex

Disco Nihilist (mjt), Saturday, 12 February 2005 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I was suprised that we all have evidence that the reason he disliked the Texas was actually that Janadek and the red crayola came from there

no one said that, read the thread title. and don't take your "Nü-Dylan" so seriously.

eman (eman), Saturday, 12 February 2005 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"no one said that, read the thread title."

I've read the thread title, if its not connected to the recent comments about Texas what is it about.. Tell you what, if you aren't being disingenious here, you explain why there is a thread about Texan bands against Bright Eyes, rather than - say - a thread about, say, a list of Brighton bands that are better than Sharlene Spitteri.

So what is the reason for the title then?

and don't take your "Nü-Dylan" so seriously.

Where did you infer I was 'so serious' or that he's my new Dylan? I said nothing about him you should infer apart from that I enjoyed his tunes and that his comments about Texas were accurate and well said.

Typical wingnut switch and bait polemic techniques that infest the right wing bloggers. I'm serious. Has ILM been taken over by the people that write instapundit, little green footbals etc? I mean, it would be nice to know.

sandy blair, Saturday, 12 February 2005 10:02 (twenty-one years ago)

DO YOU SEE????

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 12 February 2005 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

right wing blogger... is that a flying amphibian?

eman (eman), Saturday, 12 February 2005 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"a personal fave from a non-music medium 20 Mike Judge"

Believe it or not, but Mike Judge is also a musician (bass). He used to play with Doyle Bramhall Sr. and Anson Funderburgh (who both should be added to the list) back in the 80s.

Some other cool acts:

D-Day
Sincola
Westbury Squares
Billy Joe Shaver
Linus Pauling
Lee Hazelwood (born in OK, but grew up in Texas)

Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Saturday, 12 February 2005 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)



Austin (Austin), Saturday, 12 February 2005 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Kiss my little green ass, Sandy.

Austin (Austin), Saturday, 12 February 2005 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe Mike Judge is technically from Albuquerque, though he's obviously made Texas his home and his cause.

Derek Krissoff (Derek), Saturday, 12 February 2005 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I think he was born out of state, but was raised in Garland (near Dallas.)

Austin (Austin), Saturday, 12 February 2005 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Scratch Acid?

tejas rox (zachary v.), Saturday, 12 February 2005 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Barbara Jordan is an artist now?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 12 February 2005 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

If the objection to Texas is political, rather than musical (as in comparing Texas to East Germany) then Barbara Jordan, Molly Ivins, Lloyd Doggett and Jim Hightower give the lie to that particular strain of ignorant bullshit.

Austin (Austin), Saturday, 12 February 2005 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Ron Paul.

Texas was a strong Democrat state for its entire existence until 10-20 years ago.

tejas rox (zachary v.), Saturday, 12 February 2005 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Bob Bullock's another good one.

All of which goes to show Conor's (not-so-cute) youthful ignorance. Whether it be the full range of Texas culture (as represented by all these kick-ass musicians), or what a "real" Texan might be, he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

tejas rox (zachary v.), Saturday, 12 February 2005 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course, all that beer he drank didn't do him any favors. Wasn't Oberst diagnosed as an alcoholic when he has a teen?

Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Saturday, 12 February 2005 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

we are always disingenious here. also, we like our left-wingers more maverick than mopey.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 12 February 2005 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.utexas.edu/maps/main/images/img/img0015.gif

As long as we're on the subject of political figures, can't forget Ann Richards.

Matt Chesnut, Saturday, 12 February 2005 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Those are some ugly, ugly men.

Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Saturday, 12 February 2005 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

So tell me, Pleasant, what is the difference between a baby and bathwater?

Austin (Austin), Saturday, 12 February 2005 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Bathwater tastes lousy.

Matt Chesnut, Saturday, 12 February 2005 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"these are the Texans that have affected the political landscape the most in the last ten years"

That's certainly true. The point of this I Love MUSIC thread, I believe, is to disprove the notion that Current Texas Political Landscape=Texas (like saying Current U.S. Political Landscape=U.S. - hey maybe at heart we're all, as Oberst so eloquently put it, 'ropin' cows & raping Indians'), as if when those GOP's pictured above came into power Texans suddenly reverted back to ropin' cows & raping Indians. Reductive, myopic bullshit.

teja rox (zachary v.), Saturday, 12 February 2005 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't have a picture of the Hispanic lesbian sheriff elected in Dallas Co. to post so imagine one.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 12 February 2005 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Back on topic...

T-Bone Walker
Freddy King
Ray Price
Bloodrock
Gatemouth Brown
Hank Thompson
TSU Toronados
Delbert McClinton
Lil' Flip
Mance Lipscomb
Eddie "Cleanhead" Vinson
Bubble Puppy
Eric Johnson
Albert Collins
Willis Alan Ramsey
Scarface
Joe "King" Carrasco & the Crowns
Booker Ervin
Lou Ann Barton
ZZ Hill
Amos Milburn
Charlie Sexton
Sippie Wallace
Johnny Guitar Watson
Jack Teagarden
Texas Alexander

...and oh so many more. Five thousand might not be such a stretch.

briania (briania), Saturday, 12 February 2005 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Tom deLay's barbershop quartet >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bright Eyes

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Saturday, 12 February 2005 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Knife in the Water

Jena (JenaP), Saturday, 12 February 2005 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The point of this I Love MUSIC thread, I believe, is to disprove the notion that Current Texas Political Landscape=Texas

I wasn't the one who started posting pictures of Barbara Jordan, but hey.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 12 February 2005 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

The Flatlanders

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Saturday, 12 February 2005 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I wasn't the one who started posting pictures of Barbara Jordan, but hey.

Yeah, sorry Pleasant Plains, didn't mean to yell at you. I think I was subconsciously more responding belatedly to that Bright Eyes defender upthread, who was in fact using a hysterically exagerrated version of Texas' current political landscape to facilitate said defense.

To add to the list:

Kinky Friedman
Dale Watson

tejas rox (zachary v.), Saturday, 12 February 2005 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

First of all, Fuck Bush.

Now, to add to the mighty list of wonderful TX bands:
Roky Erikson (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Gorch Fock ( www.gorchrock.com )
Oh, Beast! ( www.pervertedson.com )
Rusted Shut (www.emperorjones.com )
Brown Whornet ( www.brownwhornet.com )
Tia Carrera ( www.1970tiacarrera.org )
Rubble ( www.emperorjones.com )
Gigantic
Sparkwood ( www.sparkwood.com )
Hobble
Milton Mapes ( www.miltonmapes.com )
Grand Champeen
Stickmen With Ray Guns


chadly con Queso (chadly con queso), Saturday, 12 February 2005 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

> I wasn't the one who started posting pictures of Barbara Jordan, but hey.

No, you were the one who started comparing Texas to Communist East Germany.

Austin (Austin), Saturday, 12 February 2005 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Kelly Clarkson

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 12 February 2005 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Vanilla Ice

latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Saturday, 12 February 2005 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

micah p. hinson
paul newman

whoever said brown whornet RULES.

cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 12 February 2005 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

George DeVore

briania (briania), Sunday, 13 February 2005 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

No, you were the one who started comparing Texas to Communist East Germany.

You're right. Wolf Biermann is from East Germany, and he came out all right. I guess living in an oppressive shithole does do wonders for creativity. Nothing surprising in that statement, though.

I still don't get the relevance of Jim Hightower's picture being posted on I love MUSIC.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 13 February 2005 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll mention Tosca even though I hate them. Drums & Tuba too.

Aaron A., Sunday, 13 February 2005 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess living in an oppressive shithole does do wonders for creativity.

I would respond to that unfortunately misguided "statement", but Texas law says that you can't use your computer after 8:00pm. The Texas Rangers are the new KGB, and breaking the computer curfew is a capital offense.

er, Conor would be proud of your uninformed generalizations and bizarre mix of sarcasm and inductive reasoning.

To the list!:

The Reverand Horton Heat

tejas rox, Sunday, 13 February 2005 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Morningwood

Aaron A., Sunday, 13 February 2005 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Pocket Fish'r'men
Bowling For Soup doesn't make this list

Aaron A., Sunday, 13 February 2005 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

173. Bobby Fuller
174. Johnny Nash
175. Buddy Knox
176. Don Williams
177. Mickey Newbury
178. Rodney Crowell
179. Jimmie Dale Gilmore
180. Joe Ely
181. Butch Hancock
182. Lil' Keke
183. Slim Thug
184. Liquid Sound Company
185. Ted Daffan
186. Billie Joe Spears
187. Mark Chesnutt
188. Clay Walker
189. Big Pokey
190. Billy Preston
191. Pilgrim Travelers
192. Doby Gray
193. Boz Scaggs
194. Bruce Channel
195. Freddy Fender
196. Roger Miller
197. D.R.I.
198. The Hates
199. Leon Haywood
200. JOE TEX

briania (briania), Sunday, 13 February 2005 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

201. Timbuk 3
202. Mouse & the Traps
203. Kenny & the Casuals
204. Roy Head & the Traits
205. Kenny Dorham
206. Michelle Shocked
207. Slaid Cleaves
208. Ruben Ramos
209. Barbara Lynn
210. Clint Black
211. George Strait
212. Fastball
213. Steve Miller
214. Josephus
215. Zakary Thaks
216. Balcone's Fault
217. Curtis Salgado
218. Mac Curtis
219. "Groovey" Joe Poovey
220. "Blue" Gene Tyranny
221. Soul Stirrers
222. Johnny Ace
223. ST 37
224. Zendik Tribe Band (& affiliates)
225. Rosie Flores

briania (briania), Sunday, 13 February 2005 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Only 9,770 to go!

Mark (MarkR), Sunday, 13 February 2005 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

226. Guy Clark
227. Ned Sublette
228. Hugh Beaumont Experience
229. Offenders
230. (Jazz) Crusaders
231. Gary P. Nunn
232. Tim Kerr
233. Jewel Akens
234. Little Willie Littlefield
235. Texas Playboys
236. Moving Sidewalks
237. Chris Duarte
238. Lil' Brian & the Zydeco Travelers
239. Tex Ritter
240. Tish Hinojosa
241. Santiago Jiminez
242. Houston Stackhouse
243. Justin Tubb
244. Tevin Campbell
245. Jesse Belvin
246. Victoria Spivey
247. Chris Whitley
248. Tune Wranglers
249. Bob Luman
250. Funny Paper Smith
251. Bobby Keys

briania (briania), Sunday, 13 February 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

My count doesn't include rasslers & politicians, but may include an honorary Texan or two. Also, I think Stickmen With Rayguns and Vanilla Ice have been mentioned more than once.

And, girl, don't even get me started on Oklahoma.

briania (briania), Sunday, 13 February 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

252. Lefty Frizzell
253. Gene Autry
254. Shawn Phillips
255. Pain Teens
256. Dewey Redman
257. Ronald Shannon Jackson
258. Stars of the Lid
259. DJ Jester
260. Okkervil River
261. La Costa
262. Yeti
263. Black Leather Jesus
264. Beaver Nelson
265. Cornell Dupree
266. Tyree Glenn
267. Supersuckers
268. Golden Dawn
269. Sons of the West
270. Gourds
271. King Curtis
272. Space Opera
273. Necrovore
274. Doug Supernaw
275. I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness

briania (briania), Sunday, 13 February 2005 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

276. Carolyn Hester
277. Nanci Griffith
278. Katy Moffatt
279. Rick Trevino
280. Tracy Lawrence
281. Omar & the Howlers
282. Will & the Kill
283. Texas Instruments
284. Nice Strong Arm
285. Will & the Kill
286. W. C. Clark
287. Damita Jo
288. Tex Beneke
289. John Carter
290. Roy Hargrove
291. Julius Hemphill
292. Schatzi
293. Skunks
294. Gatlin Brothers
295. Geezinslaw Brothers
296. Bill Payne
297. James McMurtry
298. Derailers
299. Seompi
300. Dead Raven Choir

briania (briania), Sunday, 13 February 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Anybody with a good working familiarity with the underground metal scene could probably add 300 more. Or punk. Or polka. Or conjunto. Or Austin singer-songwriters. Surely Texas is our most musical state.

briania (briania), Sunday, 13 February 2005 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Stars of the Lid, of course!
Add one hit indie wonders Schrasj (a nice cover of "Temptaion")

Aaron A., Sunday, 13 February 2005 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

301. sun city girls

re: #37... jandek set in the UK, sick

Josh Feola, Sunday, 13 February 2005 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Sun City Girls have a Texas connection?

And I listed Will & the Kill, of all artists, twice. So, insert Young Heart Attack & carry on.

briania (briania), Sunday, 13 February 2005 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Can't believe nobody has mentioned
Centro matic or South San Gabriel. Aren't they from Dallas?

There's also Honky!

Jessie the Drunk Dutch Mountain Dog (Jessie the Drunk Dutch Mountai), Monday, 14 February 2005 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Absu

rainbowbright, Monday, 14 February 2005 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely Texas is our most musical state.

I think that Tennessee could prove you wrong on that statement.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 14 February 2005 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)


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