It's Like the Ghost of Dan Perry Is Writing a Song

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just fragments so far

"Ned is in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
Dan is on the pavement
Thinking about the Cure again
The artist in the purple
Ass out, laid off
Says he's got a bad cough
Wants to just gett off"

"The phone's tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early May
Ha ha 'bust'"

"Ah get born, MN
College, Cambridge, learn to drive
Run over, Padme
Try to be a suxxor"

"Look out Dan
They keep it all tan
Better jump down a manhole
OMG who wants that one
Don't be naked
When you're in a gleeclub
Don't wanna show a bum
You better chew gum
The pump don't work
Cause ha ha 'pump'"

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 February 2005 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I now know what a collaboration between Ian McCullough, Li'l Jon and Mahler must be like.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 February 2005 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I thought Dan already wrote 'I Like The Crotch On You' and William Shatner Sings.

― Deerninja B4rim4, Plus-Tech Whizz Kid (Barima), Saturday, 19 February 2005 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"Blowin' Me in the Wind"
"Quim the Eskimo"
"Tangled Up in Booty"
"Stuck Inside of Momus With the Lysol Douche Again"

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 February 2005 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

That last one raises concerns.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 February 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't figure out if that's supposed to be to the tune of The Cure's "Untitled" or The Outhere Brothers' "I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass".

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 19 February 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I think Momus wrote that on his own. (x-p)

― Deerninja B4rim4, Plus-Tech Whizz Kid (Barima), Saturday, 19 February 2005 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Dammit I was GOING to suggest the Outhere Brothers as well. (So clearly the answer is that but maybe the break can be "Untitled")

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 February 2005 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

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