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I don't care if it's Jesus Christ. I'm the only important one on this thread.

http://www.counterpoint-music.com/specialties/volume1.html

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 21 February 2005 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"It's high time to cut the comedy and high time to stop the trolley ride, because I, Momus, am gonna talk, and everybody just better sit on the bench and watch the ball game."

― Dr Benway (dr benway), Monday, 21 February 2005 09:49 (twenty-one years ago)

alice sweet oughta be worrying about where the fuck her next lay's coming from rather than where her next goddamn tomato plant's coming from. if she'd get her ass out to fucking bars at night and go hustling around the goddamn streets she might get a prick stuck in her once in awhile. i don't understand where these questions are coming from tom, that's about it for manager's corner, go fuck yourself and the fuck with your show coming up next on the baltimore orioles baseball fucking network.

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 21 February 2005 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah bullshit you love my stuff but but BUT! That's lovin' nuthin'.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 21 February 2005 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)

bwahahaha!!! omfg, that thing is the best. I love the way the announcer starts cracking up as he asks the questions.

well Terry crowley's lucky he's in fuckin baseball for chrissakes.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 21 February 2005 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually we've tried to go beyond that, we've got ah .. we, there's some high-grade dope that we've imported from Columbia, and we let everybody score. We just put it out there on the table and .. take whatever they want.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 21 February 2005 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

With a crumb crisp coating.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 21 February 2005 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"Jesus Christ, they run me out of Chicago!"

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Monday, 21 February 2005 10:02 (twenty-one years ago)

gossage hof campaign - "all you mother fuckers with a fucking pen and a fucking tape recorder - you can fucking turn it on and take it upstairs - TO THE FAT MAN! OKAY? CUZ I'M FUCKING SICK OF THIS FUCKING SHIT AND NEGATIVE FUCKING BULLSHIT YOU GOT IT?!!! everything you motherfucker's write these motherfuckers read, these dumb motherfuckers in the seats - YEAH YOU TURN IT ON, TURN IT ON YOU GREASY COCKSUCKER - they read everything that you fucking write and we hear the same fucking lines you know what i mean? fucking NEGATIVE MOTHERFUCKERS. no wonder you're carrying a pad and fucking paper around, you ain't worthing a fucking shit to do anything else. motherfuckers."

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 21 February 2005 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

god a friend of mine who works in radio had this clip (that sadly isn't on any of these yet) of nick nolte going on and on about cloning and how we don't need to fear it but how the studios were trying to spread this anti-cloning propaganda bullshit. it was a really great clip.

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 21 February 2005 10:20 (twenty-one years ago)

While you're at it, you can piss over the tape.

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Monday, 21 February 2005 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK ALL YOU WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS!

― donut debonair (donut), Monday, 21 February 2005 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh Jesus, where to begin. Donut Debonair and I have adored these discs for years.

"Come and masturbate of your OWN FREE WILL!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 February 2005 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Pick up the phone. PICK UP THE PHONE.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Monday, 21 February 2005 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

CLAMS!!!

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Monday, 21 February 2005 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

feathers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Mickey (modestmickey), Monday, 21 February 2005 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Pick up the phone. PICK UP THE PHONE.

Hahah.

My favorite disc of them all actually has the least 'celebrity' stuff -- it's the one with Paul Super-Apple, J&H Productions, etc.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 February 2005 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't do zee fucking commercial!! I don't wish to verk like theez

― donut debonair (donut), Monday, 21 February 2005 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I lost my tape of this. :(

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 21 February 2005 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven months pass...

"Chanting...OF THE PRIESTS!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 05:47 (twenty years ago)

"You're doing it FUCKING WRONG!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 05:49 (twenty years ago)

CRAZY MAN CRAZY

― kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)

Come on fellas you're losing you're heads!

― piscesboy, Tuesday, 14 February 2006 19:11 (twenty years ago)

cockadoodle dickshit!

― Lawrence the Looter (Lawrence the Looter), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 19:16 (twenty years ago)

YES! ALWAYS!

― piscesboy, Tuesday, 14 February 2006 19:21 (twenty years ago)

Don't mention that name to me. He represents everything I loathe about the thespian.

― kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 19:22 (twenty years ago)

It's rigoddamdiculous.

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 19:23 (twenty years ago)

"Next year...NEXT YEAR!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 19:28 (twenty years ago)

in the...WASTEPAPER BASKETS!

― kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 19:34 (twenty years ago)

ABC one kills.

― Nick Holmes (nother), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 20:15 (twenty years ago)

BAH BAH BAH...BAH BAH BAR AH ANN

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 20:18 (twenty years ago)

The OTHER...MOTHER colleges.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 02:48 (twenty years ago)

i need this bad

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 04:53 (twenty years ago)

Yes you do. Everyone does.

I gotta say I love the Bing Crosby outtakes because he's so smooth with his flubs.

"He cut out eight bars, the dirty bastaaaaaaaard..."

Marcello linked the first volume up top but here's the full overview. I have them all except volume 4 (because frankly I'd be too pained at this point to get it), though I only have mp3s of the rather terrifying Joan Crawford disc.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 05:26 (twenty years ago)

(Also, FWIW, my AMG reviews of volume 2, volume 2.9 and Industry Wannabes.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 05:35 (twenty years ago)

Play the record...please.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 06:18 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

hi, this is barry white, and paul quinn college cordially invites yo ass to come on down.

― send your men of science quick (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 26 March 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

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