i have heard "u can't touch this" used in two seperate televison advertisements tonight

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One for Purell hand sanitizer, and another for Nationwide Insurance, featuring the Hammerman himself!

― latebloomer: The Heavy Metal Velveeta Faction (latebloomer), Friday, 25 February 2005 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"I Love It When My Samplees Cease To Exist (Never Mind The Estate, Boys)"

― donut debonair (donut), Friday, 25 February 2005 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

That song is used in a Diet Pepsi ad that's also in heavy rotation right now.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 25 February 2005 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn, Hammer is reanimated. I thought the Almighty Lord frowned on that kind of thing.

― ffirehorse, Friday, 25 February 2005 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

damn... its been that long since hammertime. Damn how time changes.....Then i was worried about acing a test. Today i am worried about acing a test. Then i was watching startrek... Now i am watching startrek.

― startrekman, Friday, 25 February 2005 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

i just saw the purell ad. what a strange ad.

― richard wood johnson, Sunday, 4 September 2005 06:14 (twenty years ago)

thirteen years pass...

this song is still a jam

― strong deutan (rip van wanko), Thursday, 6 September 2018 17:40 (seven years ago)

He told me I couldn't but I still tried and dammit he was right.

― I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2018 17:47 (seven years ago)

I like to imagine this song is about an actual object that MC Hammer is playing keepaway with. Doesn't matter what, maybe even just like an orange. Nope, you can't touch this.

― I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2018 17:49 (seven years ago)

i feel stupid pointing out that this song is a jam because i don't think there's even anyone who would disagree. but it came on i had to switch it off because it's too much and i'm trying to work!

― strong deutan (rip van wanko), Thursday, 6 September 2018 17:52 (seven years ago)

btw OL, he could be talking about his fresh new kicks, and pants?

― strong deutan (rip van wanko), Thursday, 6 September 2018 17:54 (seven years ago)

U Can't Touch This ('This' Being My Pants)

― I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2018 18:28 (seven years ago)

ya he's saying you can't even touch those enormous pants, so don't even think about touching his Pumps and a Bump attire.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 6 September 2018 18:33 (seven years ago)

you could argue over which rapper cared the most about shoes, watch, grill, chain etc. but for pants it's hammer. no debate

― strong deutan (rip van wanko), Thursday, 6 September 2018 18:38 (seven years ago)

Hammerman cartoon was supposedly about his magical shoes but half of the episodes were about his shoes trying to get him to go on adventures and he's just all, nah, I have pants to sort and iron, but have fun, my shoes.

― I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2018 18:42 (seven years ago)

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