Fred Durst gets served "Paris Hilton" style

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Dude gets his phone broken into by the very same 1337 h4x0r on the internet who broke into Paris Hilton's last Saturday and posted it.

This time it's a 3 minute pornographic video of Durst having unprotected sex with some girl.

A site hosting the hack reads: 'I'M SORRY, U SELLOUT :)'

"The previous information was obtained using social engineering tactics."

― Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 25 February 2005 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

The video of it isn't hard to find, but I'm not gonna be the one to post Durst porn, which should be its own category of smut.

― Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 25 February 2005 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

3-minute hardcore sex

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 25 February 2005 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't want to know how you can tell it's "unprotected sex".

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 25 February 2005 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Teeny gets the cookie.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 25 February 2005 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Why was he having sex on the video phone? DId he think maybe people wouldn't believe that he got laid without evidence?

― Huk-L, Friday, 25 February 2005 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Things I never want to think about again, item 1...

― Austin (Austin), Friday, 25 February 2005 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I respectfully decline any cookie that comes up in the context of a conversation about fred durst, thanks.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 25 February 2005 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost:

That should perhaps read: DId he think maybe people wouldn't believe that he got laid by a woman without evidence?

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 25 February 2005 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

oh like Fred's gonna be bothered by incontrivertable proof that he's had sex.

x-post stick it up your yeah, Teeny!

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 25 February 2005 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/DurstFred55061670.jpg

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 25 February 2005 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

that looks like two polar bears fuckin' in a blizzard.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 25 February 2005 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

The video of it isn't hard to find

Your search - fred durst premature ejaculation mobile phone porn video - did not match any documents.

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― eman (eman), Friday, 25 February 2005 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

click "show picture"!

(x-post)

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 25 February 2005 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

what is it? i already saw fred's cock once this week on ILM.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 25 February 2005 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not his bratdurst, just a surprising photo for an alleged adult to pose for.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 25 February 2005 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"bratdurst" ... nice

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 25 February 2005 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"I Am"

(points)

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 25 February 2005 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

can't remember where i saw it, but i did not want to see fred's hairy belly.
i think gawker has it online.

― nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevie nixed), Friday, 25 February 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

As someone else recently asked on another website, how does Fred Durst get laid? Who would want to touch that guy?

― Ew, Friday, 25 February 2005 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Like Kissinger said, "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Failing that, roofies."

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Friday, 25 February 2005 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

As someone else recently asked on another website, how does Fred Durst get laid? Who would want to touch that guy?

Money and fame give some women an incentive to have sex with men.

― Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 25 February 2005 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

As someone else recently asked on another website, how does Fred Durst get laid? Who would want to touch that guy?

Well, he is a vice president at Interscope, isn't he, which means he can do the "I'll make you a star" bit with relative impugnity.

I like to think that's how Puddle of Mudd got signed.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 25 February 2005 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Durst got laid by Puddle of Mudd? That's one big casting couch.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 25 February 2005 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

it gives new meaning to "Puddle of Mudd" as well.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 25 February 2005 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Too bad the aforementioned casting couch was white.

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Friday, 25 February 2005 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

fred durst pwned, casting couch brwned

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 25 February 2005 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/fred-durst-O.jpg

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Friday, 25 February 2005 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

May the Fred Durst O Face haunt you all for the rest of your days.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Friday, 25 February 2005 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess he's making his "oh" face?

― Sara Sherr, Friday, 25 February 2005 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

``I gave her my number after we met in Miami; I did not know she (expletive) kept it on her cellphone!'' the star complained to Drudge.
Well where else is she going to keep it, fat guy?

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Friday, 25 February 2005 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://rapidshare.de/files/702195/fdmovie_2005.wmv.html

Downloaded 11135 times.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 25 February 2005 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

So I guess this is *NOT* a shadow marketing campaign for Sidekicks after all.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 25 February 2005 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHA. "TOUCH MY BALLS MY ASS!"

― LaToya JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 25 February 2005 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

there is some really weird avant garde harmony corine editing near the end.

― LaToya JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 25 February 2005 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

ALTHOUGH - x-post to myself - think about it this way: if you were to launch a shadow marketing campaign for Sidekicks, which would require celebrities to have kinky secrets "exposed" - what better candidates would you have than Paris Hilton, who's already had a sex-tape scandal, and Fred Durst, who drops trou at any opportunity anyway?

Seriously, think about it. It's not Snoop's Sidekick that got hacked, it's Paris's (although all Snoop has is probably a long list of dealers and Pharell at #2 on speed dial).

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 25 February 2005 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I am downloading the video now. Ye gods, what have done.

(Oddly enough I saw the Paris Hilton tape for the first time ever this week. Her boyfriend was a real shit)

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 25 February 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

ILX: Sometimes we discuss the philisophical ramifications of of quantum physics and sometimes we look at Fred Durst's dick.

― David Allen (David Allen), Friday, 25 February 2005 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

actually i thought it would be a lot worse. there's only one shot where you know you're seeing durst and not some random porn dude. I thought we'd have to watch his mug go through five stages of delight or something.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 25 February 2005 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

worst chinese dish ever.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 25 February 2005 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

so, can we have a song ID for whatever slow jam's playing in the background? (not the "montage" section, that was obviously added later, but the actual sex video).

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 25 February 2005 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

So I guess this is *NOT* a shadow marketing campaign for Sidekicks after all.
-- joseph cotten (josephcotte...), February 25th, 2005.

Not a very effective one, I reckon: "Buy our brand! We get hacked into!" Now, I don't know much about these thingys, so maybe one is no easier to hack into than another. But since presumably T-Mobile wouldn't mind selling to the market of people who don't know much about these thingys, the association of "Buy a Sidekick = get your address book and pictures plastered all over the Internet" doesn't seem like something they'd like to encourage.

Neither does the association with Fred Durst's privates.

― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Friday, 25 February 2005 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

(Oddly enough I saw the Paris Hilton tape for the first time ever this week. Her boyfriend was a real shit)

Rick Solomon? Learned to be shitty from Shannen Doherty. hah. I loved the clip!

― nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevie nixed), Friday, 25 February 2005 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"Buy a Sidekick = get your address book and pictures plastered all over the Internet" doesn't seem like something they'd like to encourage. Neither does the association with Fred Durst's privates.

No, if there's even a slight bit of common sense applied it's a security disaster for the company. Stupid people won't know or care -- their computers are invaded everyday, sometimes even taken over for the purpose of using them as proxy porn servers. So an invaded handheld hardly matters. But everyone else will associate their expensive TV commercial campaign featuring Hilton, Snoop, the midget of the week, Wayne Newton, etc. with dirty pictures, embarrassment and scandal. Not to mention the potential for liability and lawyers gathering on behalf of the stupid and now very aggrieved celebrities.
Wouldn't you want access to Durst's or Hilton's entire file set? That would stand to give you addresses and social security numbers, allowing anyone with a mind for id fraud to take advantage of their stellar credit ratings. How many Freddy Durst's or Paris Hilton's are going to be applying for credit at consumer electronic stores in the next couple months?

On the other hand, it's possible Paris Hilton is such a total fool that she'll continue to be a spokesperson for the firm.

― George Smith, Friday, 25 February 2005 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

there is some really weird avant garde harmony corine editing near the end

AHHHH NOW I'M PICTURING FRED DURST DOING IT WHILE WEARING THE BUNNY RABBIT EARS HAT FROM GUMMO!!!! PLEASE KILL ME!!!!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 25 February 2005 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

it gives new meaning to "Puddle of Mudd" as well.

wait, is there any OTHER possible meaning for puddle of mudd?

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Friday, 25 February 2005 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

A pool of still standing water soaked earth?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 February 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

If I were the h4X0r I would have dispensed the video on a site that either requires you to download spyware or does a malicious background download while visitors are waiting for the file. It's a tried and true method for subverting computer en masse.

― George Smith, Friday, 25 February 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

What does the sex look like?

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Friday, 25 February 2005 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

this was sooo the publicity that durst was looking for. hack, my ass.

― ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Friday, 25 February 2005 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"worst chinese dish ever.
-- teeny (teen...), February 25th, 2005."

That's one of the funniest things I have ever read

― Bent Over at the Arclight (Bent Over at the Arclight), Saturday, 26 February 2005 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i find him deeply attracive

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 26 February 2005 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently the 'T Mobile Terrorist' is David Hans Schmit, a guy who tried to sell nude photographs of Scott Peterson's girlfriend Amber Frey to Hustler.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 26 February 2005 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf is up with that weird artsy editing and ambient music at the end? i think this tape is an allegory. what for, i do not know... yet...

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Saturday, 26 February 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

It took its directoral cues from the Monkees' Head.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Saturday, 26 February 2005 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank you, I'm here all week.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Saturday, 26 February 2005 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

LOL

― eman (eman), Saturday, 26 February 2005 07:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(wow that was some quick moderating. i formally withdraw the 'lol' due to missing context)

― eman (eman), Saturday, 26 February 2005 07:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Am d/l-ing this now.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 26 February 2005 11:05 (twenty-one years ago)

70% down. Am agog w/anticipation.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 26 February 2005 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

ffs. Is he actually going to manage to get it in? Perhaps LB should do a cover vers of "my aim is true".

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 26 February 2005 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

On the other hand, it's possible Paris Hilton is such a total fool that she'll continue to be a spokesperson for the firm.

She's not a total fool: she realizes it brought her notoriety and she also receives money from Rick Solomon for the video *leak*. I don't really get the "he's penis is so small!" thing. It's not, it isn't Tommy Lee size, it's average.

― nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevie nixed), Saturday, 26 February 2005 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

The fucking bit was ok, but as usual, all it did was make me wish I was actually at home doing that w/muh wuhmmun, rather than bored on a quiet sat/day at work. The Oral bits = boring. The montage at the end = wtf?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 26 February 2005 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

why the fuck did i just DL this?

― ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Saturday, 26 February 2005 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

to get a sneak peek at F Dee's future career path (once the Durst empire falls apart)

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 26 February 2005 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

the chick in the videos gotta cute asshole

― latebloomer: The Heavy Metal Velveeta Faction (latebloomer), Saturday, 26 February 2005 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry

― latebloomer: The Heavy Metal Velveeta Faction (latebloomer), Saturday, 26 February 2005 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

the jump-cut montage at the end = sooo Godard

― ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Saturday, 26 February 2005 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"Somebody that was repairing my computer was smart enough to go through anything he could [and found the movie]. What can I say? I'm not proud of it.
"Everyone, probably everyone in this building, has done something similar to what I did, and nobody cares about it," [Durst] added. "But if you're high-profile, or on someone's radar ... then it matters. What happens to me happens to me, and I have to live with it and go on."
Durst said he's been contacted by at least one company seeking his cooperation in selling the video.

"When those things happen to people, there are companies that approach you, say, 'Hey, man, you wanna make some money off this? People are gonna see it anyway,' " Durst explained. "I said, 'Absolutely not, I don't wanna make any money of this. This is ridiculous.'"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 February 2005 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe I watched the entire thing.

Twice.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 27 February 2005 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

It's Fred Durst's thingy!

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 27 February 2005 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

That line would read better if Ronald Isley sang it.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Sunday, 27 February 2005 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's stay on track here people. The new album is all that fucking matters. All this horseshit floating around about this and that is exactly that, HORSESHIT and rumors!! Having your privacy invaded and being robbed is a pretty heavy thing to handle all at one time, but my focus in on this album. I'm not gonna let something from years ago cloud my vision today. We all have to pick ourselves up after we've been knocked down. MTV news is the only people i've spoken with about anything regarding the band and the hacking. Check them out to get anymore info. Metal.
Posted by: fred / 4:30 PM
http://www.forgetthepain.com/limpbizkit/2005/02/perspective.html

― buck van smack (Buck Van Smack), Sunday, 27 February 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

A penis is just one of those things. If you make the decision to look at someone's penis, particularly the penis of a famous person, you are kind of obliged to pass comment in one way or another. You can't simply acknowledge, without judgement, that there was indeed a penis and then go on with life. It is a trap!

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 27 February 2005 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Metal.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 27 February 2005 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

There's an entry for the "worst things to say during an orgasm" thread.

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 27 February 2005 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

We all have to pick ourselves up after we've been knocked down.

Ten to one he covers "Tubthumper" as a 'classic oldie.'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 February 2005 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I tried to DL this and it failed. Boo.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 27 February 2005 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

je4nne, you can not possibly actually be disappointed.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 27 February 2005 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Fred's blog is now gone!

― buck van smack (Buck Van Smack), Sunday, 27 February 2005 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

the american alien one? he hadn't updated that since november I think

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 27 February 2005 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Oops. The Limp Bizkit one. The recent entries are now gone.

― buck van smack (Buck Van Smack), Sunday, 27 February 2005 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.limpbizkit.com/

I see that he just updated it now. He must be on right now

― buck van smack (Buck Van Smack), Sunday, 27 February 2005 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow. What a shitty band page.

― Mickey (modestmickey), Sunday, 27 February 2005 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Does he cum? Does he do her in the butt?

― Eleventy-Twelve (Eleventy-Twelve), Sunday, 27 February 2005 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

No and no -- rear entry, but not butta love.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Sunday, 27 February 2005 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

The music on the limpbizkit page is creepy. It's the music that goes through your head after seeing Fred Durst's "oh" face.

― Sara Sherr, Sunday, 27 February 2005 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I watched the video just now and what I found creepy was that montage music at the end. It was serial-killerish.

― Eleventy-Twelve (Eleventy-Twelve), Sunday, 27 February 2005 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

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