just in case there was a demand for an acoustic cover of "I Kill Everything I Fuck"

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...it has been met.

http://www.michaelidov.com/mp3s/ikeif.mp3

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 06:28 (twenty years ago)

on second thought, delete thread, s'il vous plait.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 06:39 (twenty years ago)

This thread will live forever, summing up your life to all who come after...

OMGGGGGGGGGG

― DougD (DougD), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 07:57 (twenty years ago)

AWESOME

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 08:05 (twenty years ago)

OH MY GOD

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 08:05 (twenty years ago)

This is so going on my next crush mix.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 08:19 (twenty years ago)

i have had this on repeat for the last 25 minutes

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 08:27 (twenty years ago)

Himmel! die Himmel beben mit Elend und anguish, die Höllenfischeier von Herrn Allin über der Berechnung der Zeit hinaus. ich rüttele in meiner Aufladungen und schreie Risse Freude und Haß durch meine Nasenlöcher, eine unholttat der Liebe.

― latebloomer: Klicken für Details (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 10:09 (twenty years ago)

I just hope that somewhere, Nina Gordon is going "damn, should have thought of it"

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

where's Tad, he'd appreciate this

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

sounds kinda like the Tindersticks.
much more inspired arrangement than the nina gordon thing.
Actually "better" than the original IMO, heh.

― AaronHzizzle, Tuesday, 1 March 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

dunno why I got temporary logged out, weird.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horny (AaronHz), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

This is brilliant!

Did you do this, joseph cotton? Or am I missing something...

― chopher (chopher), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

where's Tad, he'd appreciate this

indeed ... esoj knows me too well ;-)

where's daveq, that's what i wanna know?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

Hah! Who is this??

― buck van smack (Buck Van Smack), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)

It's Spielerfrau. More precisely, it's me drunk and very much solo.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

every time i listen to it, immediately after the vocals start i end up on the floor in hysterics.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 02:48 (twenty years ago)

Don't thank me, thank Anal Cunt.

(If I ever do a covers album, this is so going to be the title).

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

I thought G.G. Allin wrote it?

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horny (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

yeah, it's a gg number

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

There goes the title then.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

"don't thank me, thank GG" sounds better

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

Well, either way it's fucking terrific!

― buck van smack (Buck Van Smack), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

― fabio_gonzales (fabio_gonzales), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 03:54 (twenty years ago)

this has made my best of 2005 playlist

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)

Word is spreading:

http://www.eboards4all.com/841116/messages/151662.html

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horny (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

You'd have to log in to read that I think, but someone (from ILM?) posted a link to the mp3 under the heading Wanna hear the greatest cover song EVER???.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horny (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

Instant classic.

― Shaun (shaun), Thursday, 3 March 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

I've sent this to all my friends.
None of them seemed to enjoy it as much as I do; so I'm getting new friends.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 3 March 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

I would too. People who don't like this don't deserve to have friends.

― Shaun (shaun), Thursday, 3 March 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

You have to have it on loop while reading this: http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny.shtml

― Shaun (shaun), Thursday, 3 March 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

four weeks pass...

sounds kinda like the Tindersticks

indeed it does -- that was the 1st thing i thought (i.e., it sounds like the tindersticks if you squint yer ears). i presume the stuart staples similarities are intentional.

even more plausibly, it also kinda sounds like it could be a leonard cohen song (and you don't even have to squint yer ears).

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 1 April 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

Hmm, would the Michael Idov of www.michaelidov.com, who hosts this amusing song, be the same one who gave me 2.1 out of 10 in Pitchfork for my Oskar Tennis Champion album? I'd have thought a man who thought this kind of thing was funny would also dig My Sperm Is Not Your Enemy...

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 1 April 2005 06:40 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

i still love this

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 2 June 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

I think I sing this version of this song aloud to myself more than almost anything else these days

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Thursday, 2 June 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

if i killed everything i've fucked i wouldn't have to kill anyone..ooops! too much information.

― spitney brears, Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

Momus,
it is indeed I, and I am indeed your fan (which should have been easy to deduce from the review); I was just unlucky enough not to enjoy Oskar Tennis Champion. Were I to review Ping Pong, or The Philosophy Of Momus, or your live show, or your book...

I also admit, from the safe distance of - what, two years? Jesus - that I was being unduly harsh. But that is what one gets from a fan (momentarily) scorned.

My first album should be appearing on these shores somewhere in late Summer-early Fall. There is nothing I would enjoy more than a sound drubbing from you in the medium of your choice.

x-post, naturally

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 2 June 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

still best song ever.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 14 November 2005 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

this version of this song obviates the need to listen to other songs

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

nine months pass...

Huzzah - I've been searching for ages to find this thread as the song has been regularly listened to for over a year but with no artist attribution.

This is so going on my next crush mix. - kenan

Heh, it actually did go on mine. We're now living together. I somehow doubt that this song had anything to do with that fact.

― emil.y (emil.y), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 09:08 (eighteen years ago)

HOLY CHRIST

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

I LOVE IT

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

Now enshrined by
Comedy Central.

― Erroneous Botch, Thursday, 5 April 2007 12:09 (eighteen years ago)

rock

― electricsound, Thursday, 5 April 2007 12:19 (eighteen years ago)

wonderful

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

i really love this.

why isn't it on the Spielerfrau MySpace page?

― circa1916, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

haha i remember this

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

this is the best thing ever on the internet

― Hans Rott, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

why isn't it on the Spielerfrau MySpace page?

Because, sadly, the rest of the band hate it with a passion.

― Erroneous Botch, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

you'd be my hero if you did "I Wanna Fuck Myself" next

― milo z, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

Skipping 9 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

can someone ysi or something? i lost mine and it doesn't appear to be posted online anymore.

-- circa1916, Sunday, 8 June 2008 18:47 (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^that, please

― Mister Craig, Sunday, 8 June 2008 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.sendspace.com/file/g3s649

― sleeve, Sunday, 8 June 2008 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

awesome! thanks.

― circa1916, Sunday, 8 June 2008 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

^that, please

-- Mister Craig

HEY, what happened to the CD I made for you?

― emil.y, Sunday, 8 June 2008 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

HOLY CHRIST

-- Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, September 12, 2006 6:29 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
I LOVE IT

-- Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, September 12, 2006 6:29 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 8 June 2008 22:24 (seventeen years ago)

damn i was excitable in 06

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 8 June 2008 22:24 (seventeen years ago)

Still one of the best cover versions ever. Makes me laugh every time.

― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 8 June 2008 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

seven months pass...

wish I knew where my copy of this was

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 6 February 2009 22:02 (sixteen years ago)

is the orig link down?

― carbonara not glue (electricsound), Saturday, 7 February 2009 00:30 (sixteen years ago)

yep

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 7 February 2009 01:33 (sixteen years ago)

is there anything else on the internet I can check for you?

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 7 February 2009 01:35 (sixteen years ago)

well i was about to offer to re-up but not anymore

― carbonara not glue (electricsound), Saturday, 7 February 2009 01:39 (sixteen years ago)

was just joking bro

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 7 February 2009 03:29 (sixteen years ago)

if you don't do it for me at least do it for the new generation of ilx never exposed to such pleasures

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 7 February 2009 03:33 (sixteen years ago)

yes plz

http://cache.idolator.com/assets/resources/2008/02/clipsefront.jpg

― Ricky Apples (Pillbox), Saturday, 7 February 2009 04:06 (sixteen years ago)

haha ok gimme a sec

― carbonara not glue (electricsound), Saturday, 7 February 2009 05:57 (sixteen years ago)

http://rapidshare.com/files/194984766/ikeif.mp3.html

― carbonara not glue (electricsound), Saturday, 7 February 2009 06:03 (sixteen years ago)

fuckin hero this guy is

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 7 February 2009 06:11 (sixteen years ago)

thx es

― Ricky Apples (Pillbox), Saturday, 7 February 2009 06:25 (sixteen years ago)

YESSSS

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 9 February 2009 16:45 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

the original link is working

― Dan, Dan, DARRAGH (acoleuthic), Friday, 21 May 2010 12:21 (fifteen years ago)

I don't think I would've thought to make such a request, but I'm glad someone thought of it.

― ImprovSpirit, Friday, 21 May 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

Hmm, would the Michael Idov of www.michaelidov.com, who hosts this amusing song, be the same one who gave me 2.1 out of 10 in Pitchfork for my Oskar Tennis Champion album? I'd have thought a man who thought this kind of thing was funny would also dig My Sperm Is Not Your Enemy...

LOL @ BUTTHURT MOMUS

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 21 May 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

oh momuspaws

― keine Macht für dich mehr! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 23 May 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

oh hai

http://www.emusic.com/album/Michael-Idov-I-Kill-Everything-I-F-Single-MP3-Download/12613567.html

― *plop* crimes (electricsound), Thursday, 9 June 2011 04:55 (fourteen years ago)

*my life is complete*

― And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Thursday, 9 June 2011 05:04 (fourteen years ago)

seven months pass...

HOLY CHRIST
― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, September 12, 2006 6:29 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I LOVE IT
― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, September 12, 2006 6:29 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 23 January 2012 02:55 (thirteen years ago)

OMG

― NZA, Monday, 23 January 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

Still genius.

― emil.y, Monday, 23 January 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

two years pass...

all-time

― Mansplainingtomock (haitch), Monday, 24 March 2014 07:22 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

new link pls?

― écorché (S-), Saturday, 4 July 2015 11:12 (ten years ago)

http://www41.zippyshare.com/v/5JygkNrL/file.html

I'd dug this up recently after discovering the existence of a 2011 kid-friendly GG Allin covers 7" from WFMU, Rated G.G. w/the Mountain Goats, Fucked Up, etc, but it doesn't seem to have much of an online presence ... anyone heard it?

― etc, Saturday, 4 July 2015 12:04 (ten years ago)

thanks etc!

― écorché (S-), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 02:59 (ten years ago)

weird, didn't notice this had just been bumped but came here to post this thematically similar bandcamp page http://pgallin.bandcamp.com/

one for the 'thought up the pun before embarking on the project' file I imagine

― and she's baconing like she's never baconed before (DJ Mencap), Friday, 10 July 2015 17:19 (ten years ago)

three years pass...

This tune has been stuck in my head for fourteen years.

And I don't even have AIDS, nor do I fuck every day.

― oder doch?, Sunday, 7 April 2019 00:01 (six years ago)

Also, ysi? ;)

― oder doch?, Sunday, 7 April 2019 00:01 (six years ago)

I used to have this, not sure where it went :(

― Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Sunday, 7 April 2019 02:38 (six years ago)

https://www.mediafire.com/file/3qw2y05otlrnqyj/02_IKEIF.mp3/file

― Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Sunday, 7 April 2019 02:51 (six years ago)

i have thought about this version at least once a week for the past 14 years — thank you for the link!

― buttigieg play the blues (crüt), Sunday, 7 April 2019 03:19 (six years ago)

wow. it really is that good

― Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 April 2019 03:39 (six years ago)

this has made it onto many mix cds i've made for people over the years. an enduring classic.

― One Eye Open, Sunday, 7 April 2019 13:00 (six years ago)

Is it an ilx/ilxor thing?

― Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 April 2019 14:45 (six years ago)

yes, basically, old school noise board person I think

― Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Sunday, 7 April 2019 14:55 (six years ago)

one year passes...

I feel like we're long overdue for a cover of joseph cotten's acoustic cover of 'I Kill Everything I Fuck'.

― hey, trust the fungus! (pomenitul), Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:44 (four years ago)

three months pass...

Reupload, anyone?

― "Bi" Dong A Ban He Try (the table is the table), Monday, 21 December 2020 02:48 (four years ago)

https://www.mediafire.com/file/3qw2y05otlrnqyj/02_IKEIF.mp3/file

― Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Saturday, April 6, 2019 10:51 PM

This one still works.

― pomenitul, Monday, 21 December 2020 02:50 (four years ago)

― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Monday, 21 December 2020 04:38 (four years ago)

this version of this song obviates the need to listen to other songs
― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Monday, November 14, 2005 3:25 PM (fifteen years ago)

― huge rant (sic), Monday, 21 December 2020 04:47 (four years ago)

omg

― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Monday, 21 December 2020 04:53 (four years ago)

wow. it really is that good

― Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Saturday, April 6, 2019 11:39 PM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

i'm getting old. guess i'll get to enjoy this song afresh at every revive

― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Monday, 21 December 2020 04:59 (four years ago)

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