i need great songs about DONGS

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no, actually I don't

― Austin (Austin), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 07:00 (twenty years ago)

http://dragcity.com/catalog/records/dc169.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 07:03 (twenty years ago)

yeah. i think you do.

― ()ops (()()ps), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

2 Live Crew - Dick Almighty

― astroblaster (astroblaster), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Ying Yang Twins to thread.

― djdee (djdee2005), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

Nomeansno - Big Dick
Postgirobygget - 23 Tommer

― Øystein (Øystein), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

Oh, the Postgirobygget song isn't great at all, but what the hell. I'm sure you'd all like to hear more Norwegian songs about penises.

― Øystein (Øystein), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

"think about my hand round that penis/damn son you just had a stroke of genius" - Princess Superstar "I Love You (Or At Least I Like You)"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

Big 10 Inch Record - Aerosmith (or whatever old blue singer they covered it for, but let's be honest we'd all rather hear the Aerosmith version)

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

DJ Long Dong - I Got A Big Black Dick For You

― a banana (alanbanana), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

"i killed christgau with my big fucking dick"

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

http://mclub.te.net.ua/images/alb/cover876_12630.jpg

― ffirehorse (firehorse), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

Big Tymers - "Snake"

[Mannie Fresh]
Youse a one man bitch
Go ahead and make that switch
I got that leather in my shit
Yo' old man got that itch
Move up to number two bitch
Suck a rich nigga's dick
If you like it than lick it
If you love it dont quit
Yo I bet it tastes better
Let me splash on your sweater
You need a nigga that let a
Share that mouth with the fellas
I'm talking Shawn Dawn
Yo Teresa and Shirley
Say...all ya'll hoes come down
To the big dick party
Say...Lisa Slim
Little pretty ass Kim
Im hollerin at you you you
That bitch and them
I've been takin ginseng
Swing a big ding-a-ling
I've got a medallion for my dick
Cause my dick bling bling
I heard you suck a beach ball
through a hose pipe
I heard you also eat nuts
till the early light
I heard you like to be tossed
flossed threw down and kicked
Well you fuckin with the right nigga
ol' bougie-ass bitch

[Chorus 2X: Mannie Fresh]
I know you wish you could find a
Nigga with a dick like an Anaconda
I know you wish you could know a
Nigga with a dick like a big Cobra
I know you wish you could go home
To a nigga with a dick like a Python
I know you wish you could get a date
With a nigga with a dick like a Rattlesnake

[Baby]
I got this bitch in the back of my ride
I ask this hoe when she want my suprise
A big dick like a cucumber in the eye
You know that hoe still took that ride
I asked her had she been fucked inside of a Hummer
She say no...but I suck dick like a plummer
Draino swallowin everything I can fool
I like rockin ice and playin with these hoes
But sometimes these hoes will make punch um in they nose
Squirt um on they shirt cause she wouldnt swallow what I
Burst Curst the bitch out her teeth were in the way
Stupid bitch that bullshit hurts
I've been treatin' these hoes this way since the first
Slap on they ass
Hit um from the back where it hurts
Putting in work I done done my dirt
Im a dogg ass nigga
Never put these hoes first

[Chorus]

[Mannie Fresh]
See I like these hoes
Like these hoes then I leave them
Then let some old bitch made ass nigga retrieve um
I could turn a dike bitch back straight
Then worry these hoes till they lose hair, money, and weight
Say there Daddy
I'm comin to a neighborhood look near you
Y'all niggaz lock up ya bitches, broads, and boos
Youngsters gonna suck my pickle till I'm old and wrinkled
I'm a go all till a a whole a ain't nothin' but a tinkle tinkle

[Baby]
Now some of these hoes like to be fucked in the ass
Some of these hoes wont let you touch they ass
Some of these hoes like to be fucked fast
Some of these hoes know they need to be treated bad
Some of these hoes need to be kicked in they ass
Some of these hoes been gettin they old man stash
Some I play bad
Fuck other nigga hoes fast
And if yo bitch holla Beatrice
I put that dick in her ass
Nine times out of ten
She suck my dick when I blast
All because these hoes know I gotta gold and black Jag

[Chorus]

― djdee (djdee2005), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ohhla.com/anonymous/big_tyme/got_that/snake.tbt.txt

― djdee (djdee2005), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

"Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" - Fifth Estate

― briania (briania), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

Aerosmith (or whatever old blue singer they covered it for, but let's be honest we'd all rather hear the Aerosmith version)

I may be old, but I'd rather hear the original.

http://www.porthalcyon.com/catalog/images/COL2890.jpg

― ffirehorse (firehorse), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

"My Weapon" by XTC
"Pink Thing" by XTC

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

"If Stuart Could Talk (What Would he Say?)" by the Dickies

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

are we avoiding ac/dc here because balls are, technically speaking, not the same things as dongs?

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

Please Alex, I like to think that Pink Thing is about his child.
Hearing that corny old guy sing "Pink thing spit in my eye" is just too scary if I stick by the other meaning.

― Øystein (Øystein), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

"Short Short Man" - Gillette

― john'n'chicago, Tuesday, 1 March 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

Kyuss - One inch man

― Øystein (Øystein), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

You know that "Short Short Man"'s original title/lyrics are "Short DICK Man", right?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

Pixies - Gigantic

― Aerodynamic (Aerodynamic), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

"Long Dong Silver (SCJ Remix)" -- Clarence Thomas

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

Ben Folds Five- Philosophy
Ice Cold- My Peanuts

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

Duh, my joke entry just reminded me:

"Strokin'" - Clarence Carter

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

Pansy Division - "Dick of Death"

― Ben Dot (1977), Thursday, 3 March 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

(hee heee...My husband sings "MAHHHH PEEE-NUTS" whenever he's shitfaced. V.funny.)

The Penis Song - Monty Python.

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 March 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

"Love Hurts" Nazareth

sorry

― iang, Thursday, 3 March 2005 05:44 (twenty years ago)

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