Paul McCartney found gorging himself on steak tartare

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SIR PAUL McCartney was caught by a hotel cleaner yesterday tucking into a carnivorous feast. The vegetarian ex-Beatle was discovered chowing down on a selection of meaty treats among them steak tartare, paté de foie gras and veal cutlets. Eye-witness reports state that he had been drinking heavily.

"I was frankly shocked" said cleaner Helena Clavel, 38 "I myself am a strict vegetarian and to come in to find Sir Paul scoffing on these poor defenseless animals makes me shudder. Linda must be spinning in her grave".

Sir Paul was not available to comment on the incident, however animal rights groups are already demanding a public apology. Angry mobs were seen gathered outside the pop star's farmyard home last night slaughtering vegetables in protest.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 4 March 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

is this real?

― latebloomer: Klicken für Details (latebloomer), Friday, 4 March 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

Latebloomer, you DID read the final sentence, yeah?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 March 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

i want to believe

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Friday, 4 March 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

dog, you cunt. i wanted that to be true.

― NRQ, Friday, 4 March 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

Are we just poking and prodding the libel laws for fun now? Good Good.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

just don't mention Xanadu.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

Xanadon't try it

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

oh dammit.

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Monday, 25 September 2006 01:48 (eighteen years ago)

Someone should put together a compendium of most clueless posts on ilm/x.

― Slumming it on ilx (section241), Monday, 25 September 2006 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

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― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Monday, 25 September 2006 02:46 (eighteen years ago)

twelve years pass...

77 today! Gorge on.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 16:29 (six years ago)

great revive

― RUSSIA’S SEXIEST POKER STAR ELECTROCUTED BY HAIRDRYER (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 16:51 (six years ago)

There is another, better world where the event described in the thread title is his only claim to fame.

― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 16:53 (six years ago)

Take it away!

― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 16:55 (six years ago)

That's the plot of new hit film "Yesterday" ennit?

― maffew12, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 16:55 (six years ago)

Wasn't Gorge the shy one? Macca was the cheesy one.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:50 (six years ago)

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