Do the 50 Cent sagas draw you towards him, or away? How much do you buy into an artist's mythology?

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So, today's pitchfork revue of the new 50Cent album is introduced with the following:

It's been a hell of a week for Curtis Jackson: He dropped The Game from G-Unit, was involved in a shooting outside Hot 97, continued verbally sparring with Nas, Jadakiss, Ja Rule, and Fat Joe-- and even found time to release his second album.

Many of my students are 50 Cent fans. They seem to lap up all the I-got-shot-9-times-or-whatever bullshit, and will probably lap this up too. For me, its seems terribly forced and/or made up, and 50 and his ilk come out looking like 14year old schoolgirls. As you can guess, I'm not a fan.

Which leads to a more general question:
How much of the mythology of the performers do you allow yourself to grab onto? Do you buy one artist's myth, but not others?

peepee (peepee), Monday, 7 March 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

In addition, how many of you critics out there mention the non-music related activities and stories when reviewing a release?

peepee (peepee), Monday, 7 March 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

What are the other myths being persented currently?
I'd say M.I.A., for sure.

peepee (peepee), Monday, 7 March 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

I don't know that the "shot nine times" story is made up, but I could be wrong.

The rest of 50 Cent (apart from his music) seems to me to be brilliant or evil record promo genius, depending on your POV.

ffirehorse (firehorse), Monday, 7 March 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

an artist's performance isn't just the records or the shows, but everything that happens the whole time he/she is in the media spotlight — and "mythology" is part of the means to inflect this wider dimension of performance

(which is not to say that sometimes this "wider dimension of performance" isn't timesome and lame, or just a Bad Thing)

mark s (mark s), Monday, 7 March 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

I don't know that the "shot nine times" story is made up, but I could be wrong.

My point is that I'm not sure why it should matter, one way or another.

peepee (peepee), Monday, 7 March 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

Given that 50 (& other guys) rap about the "shot nine times" story (which is as true as true gets), it most definitely matters.

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 7 March 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 7 March 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

I like artist mythologies. Pretty much all the artists I like are backed up by some kind of one. I'm not sure what you mean by 'buying into them' - generally I'm aware that to an extent they are mythologies (even when aspects of them are true!), but the importance I place on it differs from artist to artist.

Also I think we need to differentiate between mythology, non-music related activities (eg Fiddy getting shot, Britney getting married, Fiona Apple getting raped), and mythology, a deliberately cultivated back story or image which may or may not be wholly true (MIA and Nellie McKay spring to mind). The former are fun to take an interest in, especially if they impinge on the music. The latter are quite complex and I find them fascinating - they strip away certain ambiguities at the same time as creating new ones...

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 7 March 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

Not that I'm his target demographic, but personally speaking, I'm repelled. Moreover, I watched him interviewed (fawningly) on some program last week. He was asked if he had any "beefs" with anyone, and his reply was simply "beef records don't sell." It's not that having "beefs" with anyone is wrong, but rather that "they don't sell." It's simply ALL about money with this guy, isn't it. Yawn. Who gives a fuck?

I'm also quite turned off by his recent Reebok ad. Picture of him on the left, and a picture of police fingerprint blotter on the right, under the inscription "I am What I Am!" OOoooooh....yeah, it's cool to be a felon, isn't it. Fuck all that stuff.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 7 March 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

yeah man, fuck it! fuck all that stuff!

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 7 March 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

Oh yeah, and fuck J blount too!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 7 March 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

fuck it!!!

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 7 March 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

did anyone else read the times review of it last week - http://www.nytimes.com/2005/03/03/arts/music/03note.html?pagewanted=all ?

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 7 March 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

I guess it would matter if his music was any good. But it isn't.

Keith C (kcraw916), Monday, 7 March 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

I pretty much based my review of the 50 record on the fact that his little slapfight with The Game was actually his master stroke because it distracted alot of people from the fact that the actual record itself is a bloated pile of shit.

Josh Love (screamapillar), Monday, 7 March 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

That Times review is fantastic. And I might be in the minority, but I'm really warming to the 1st two Massacre singles. Everyone's OTM re: his best recent singles work being on the Game singles, tho.

I don't know if folks that are into the "punk rock" (like Alex) should be all indignantly "fuck it" when a rap artist uses a not-dissimilar reprobate counter-culture stance to sell records (scale & type of reprobate behavior notwithstanding) (never the scale of the demographic being targeted) - hate it or love it (the music) on that level, go w/ whomever, but look out when you go off that script to throw other stones.

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

AWAY AWAY AWAY. I bet anything he's the dumbest rapper whose ever achieved that level of success.

billstevejim, Monday, 7 March 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

xpost
but punk rockers tend to kill themselves, not their rivals.

lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

thread q: 50's recent actions have repelled me, but only because his new album is so terrible. if it was as fresh as get rich or die tryin', a small part of me would probably find all the beefs thrilling -> 'mythmaking' and self-destructing is ALWAYS more compelling when the artist is at the top of his game

alex: i didn't see the clip, but from your description its pretty obvious that 50's actual point was that his current beefs aren't well-timed ploys created to sell records. nice spin though.

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

Its weird to say this but i'm going to echo/paraphrase kris exo who said: when people are getting shot, its not a "publicity stunt" any more.

Also, I'm hardly about to jump up and defend this album, which i think is pretty blah, but all the "50's not a good rapper!" shit is just...wrong. He's a great rapper. Who just released an average-at-best album.

djdee (djdee2005), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

what's with all these lowered expectations for mainstream hip-hop records lately? have these people not heard cam'ron? it does get better than "candy shop" and "disco inferno" i swear.

Josh Love (screamapillar), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

xpost obv. i didn't mean you david.

Josh Love (screamapillar), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

I don't know if folks that are into the "punk rock" (like Alex) should be all indignantly "fuck it" when a rap artist uses a not-dissimilar reprobate counter-culture stance to sell records (scale & type of reprobate behavior notwithstanding) (never the scale of the demographic being targeted) - hate it or love it (the music) on that level, go w/ whomever, but look out when you go off that script to throw other stones.

With the possible exception of the Stranglers and Cop Shoot Cop, none of my favorite artists -- "punk rock" or otherwise -- make a big deal about their respective criminal records (or have any to begin with). By saying "fuck it," I'm simply bristling at what a ridiculously juvenile cliche it all is. Who needs that stuff? And who really cares?

alex: i didn't see the clip, but from your description its pretty obvious that 50's actual point was that his current beefs aren't well-timed ploys created to sell records. nice spin though.

It's not spin, it's verbatim.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

And who really cares?

Why would you ask something like this? More people care than have heard of killing joke.

djdee (djdee2005), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

alex is funny in o'reilly mode

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

Did you ever watch, like, crime dramas? The Wire, NYPD Blue, Homicide, Law and Order, fuck even CSI?

djdee (djdee2005), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

Why would you ask something like this? More people care than have heard of killing joke.

Which means what? That makes it right? WHY do people care that he's supposedly been shot a bazillion times? Does that make his music better? Gimme a break.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

does iggy pop's (now long-past) "will to self-destruct" make his current music stronger or weaker? (ie back in the day you could say "wow he's keepin it real man!" but now you gotta think "maybe he ONCE was but for years now he's been merely tradin off and/or playin at "keepin it real")

(ps i think the answer is a mixture of both) (feebly enough)

mark s (mark s), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

Alex, that's why I asked why on earth you would bring up the question "Who really cares?" in the first place!

djdee (djdee2005), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

does iggy pop's (now long-past) "will to self-destruct" make his current music stronger or weaker? (ie back in the day you could say "wow he's keepin it real man!" but now you gotta think "maybe he ONCE was but for years now he's been merely tradin off and/or playin at "keepin it real")

I think there's a difference between being a lunatic who likes to cut himself up and being a gun-toting, self-professed gangsta. One poses a threat only to himself, whereas the other....

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

But, fair point.....the "spectacle" aspect of Iggy as self-immolater is just as much a cliche as that of 50 Cent as bullet-magnet. Who needs either of it?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

they both need tunes

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

well iggy did used to attack the audience also (though admittedly he wz as likely to get beaten up himself as not)

(and self-destruction actually does HURT others, who we may have no particular knowledge of) (like maw and paw osterberg eg)

but yes actually i agree alex: i wasn't posting this point to put you on the spot, i was posting to it to open up the "mythology" question to more than just 50cents, who seems a bit of a special case

mark s (mark s), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

No, I agree Mark. My tirade shouldn't be directed solely at 50 Cent (or solely at Hip Hop artists). I just think the need to cloak oneself in the whiff of gunplay is just so tired and juvenile by this point.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if the dudes who shrug off / denounce 50's mythology also think that the KLF were just a novelty act with a couple of OK dance-pop singles.

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

I fail to see the connection.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

The KLF's entire career was a piece of conceptual art., whereas I'd reckon that if you accused the same of 50 Cent, he's probably threaten you with grievous bodily injury.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

haha whereas you yourself would never do that, huh alex?

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

It would be fun to come up with some kind of sloppy attempt to contrast punk rock masochism and hip hop sadism in relation to contrary stances of masculine identity- the "boo hoo I'm sensitive and suffering, watch me kill myself" spectacle and the "argh I'm an evil badass lookout I might shoot you" spectacle are two sides of the same coin. They are ways of denying (sexual) need for some other and of re-routing aggression whose target is the opposite of its surface vector- the male pop star is announcing a kind of extremist self-sufficiency, but it's always in need of propping up, and it's always a bit excessive and hysterical, ie. the suicidal punk rock star is directing at himself rages whose real target lies elsewhere (various fathers who are too powerful to be killed), while the murderous (in image) rap thug almost always give vent to an inner suicidal death drive later on in the album after the "i will kill you" brags come the "i wish I was dead" blubbering confessions (certainly the case in 50 songs like "many men" or biggies "ready to die").

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

gangsterism and gunplay — real AND mythological (sometimes both at once) — are of course kinda hard to extract from the entire history of american pop culture, good and bad

(ever since aaron burr shot alexander hamilton!!!!)

(the end of the first great american movie = a cowboy shooting out at the audience 102 years ago!!)

mark s (mark s), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

it's still backstory / mythology, though. When you say something like

WHY do people care that he's supposedly been shot a bazillion times? Does that make his music better? Gimme a break.

You could easily say the same thing about The KLF. Does the fact that they wrote a brilliant book about "Doctorin' the Tardis" going to #1 actualy make that a better single? Well, maybe not, but then it does change your view of the intentions of the single, the creators behind it, etc, and probably makes it more respectable than just some sampldelia one-off cash-in.

You could say the same thing about 50--the fact that he was shot nine times and survived adds to his persona and makes him seem more cool/badass/whatever, which is undeniably an important aspect of his music as well, and makes singles like "Wanksta" or "P.I.M.P." infinitely more credible.

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

there's a really good chapter about the gangsta cool ethos in the john leland hip book

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

I think the KLF's back story is more original and thus more interesting.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

As for a painfully literal answer to Alex's "who cares?" re: Fitty -

1) The students in peepee's class (and a nice swath of the 10+ million folks that have have glommed onto 50's Dre-aided pop appeal, regardless of / because of his "shot 9 times" image)

2) Folks in the hip-hop community concerned over this 50 / Game nonsense being the precursor to another East / West tragedy that'll besmirch the good & worth in hip-hop

3) Critics & fans fascinated by 50's charismatic anti-charisma

4) Folks that care by expressing a vehement interest in not caring (cf. the "who gives a shit?" rhetoric, which is the "bad press" in the "all press = good press' equation)

Also - semantics aside, there's definitely something to be said about "punk rock" artists of ALL STRIPES (the real, the fake, and the WTF) using punk's "ride or die thug life" stance and image to their advantage (cf. mark's Iggy example) (cf. Sting & Co.) (cf. GG Allin) (cf. mall-punk & its predecessors).

[probably a super-redundant x-post, but I'll submit regardless]

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

same goes for conceptual art (except by actual name)!! (ie "kinda hard to extract" yab yab)

all the great batman villains are also conceptual artists!! (this meme ©a douglas wolk post at ILC) (except sorta monkeyed w.by me): best way to understand lotsa rappers = to think of em as batman villains?

mark s (mark s), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

I suppose I just don't find "gangstas" and the accompanying lifestyle very compelling.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

The whole beef between game and fifty is made up, staged, a publicity stunt, etc.

"will probably lap this up too."

you bet they will!

david day (winslow), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

i missed sting's thug life i think!!

mark s (mark s), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

I think the KLF's back story is more original and thus more interesting.

OK, well this is a worthwhile point, but it's not the one you were just making (re: "does that make his music better?"). Once you get into that, it's just a matter of opinion, and I'm sure there are a lot of people out there who find getting shot nine times far more interesting than subversive chart literature, thrash metal covers and other conceptual art.

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

Dave, did you read the posts in the clusterfuck I accidentally started?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

no, thank god

Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

There are plenty of people who think 50 Cent is a good rapper, myself included. And that doesn't mean that I don't think "Piggy Bank" is a dull track, either.

djdee (djdee2005), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

I'm just saying i'd prefer we don't take as a given "50 cent is boring" because I don't think he is. I listened to GRODT earlier today, its better than I remembered. Although I don't much like "PIMP" and "21 Q's" got played out really quickly. Other than that...i still love it.

djdee (djdee2005), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

I refuse to read this thread until later (I gotta write), but 2centsonfiddycents: "Candy Shop" and those tracks he does with the Game SUCK.
I can name fifteen GOOD 50 cent songs, tho.
Can you?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

I lied. I read it anyway.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Anyway, I think that the way 50 is utterly inescapable lately is pretty duddish. Plus he pronounces "Massacre" as "Maska," which I find annoying.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

Who's gonna care if 50 Cent is a good rapper if his records suck? Yngwie Malmsteen is a good guitar player...

Don't Ever Antagonize The Horny (AaronHz), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

Um, well i don't think his records suck.

"What We Do" and "Hate it or Love It" are both great, "Disco Inferno" and "Candy Shop" both dud-ish, particularly since he's done better songs from a similar formula.

djdee (djdee2005), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

(don't worry rockism police, no one was saying that 50 is good because he's got "skills" or something)

djdee (djdee2005), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

Why is he good?

Don't Ever Antagonize The Horny (AaronHz), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

i mean skills in the Rakim-ist sense, like no one here thinks he's great because he's "complex" or something. I think he's great because he has personality and a great ear for a slurred vocal hook, a great ear for beats, charisma, a good ear for an infectious turn of phrase - i mean, "go shawty, its yr birthday" was a throwaway intro that most people decided was a chorus because it stuck in their heads so completely. He's capable of sounding heartfelt like on Ghetto Quran or Many Men ("cuz he got shot like i got shot and he ain't fuckin' breathin'" is one of my favorite moments in hip-hop from the past 5 years) or "Hate it Or Love It"'s narrative qualities, like the parts about the catalyst for him stepping into hustling, cuz some kids stole his bike? But he makes it sound entirely understandable. And at the same time he can make a threat sound effortless, like it would be nothing for him to stomp you out right there. There are a lot of reasons I love his music - i mean, "In Da Club" was an unstoppable club jam until oversaturation hit (and I have a feeling that I'll come back to it much sooner than "Hey Ya") and I mean the number of times he's been totally quoteable? Damn homie.

djdee (djdee2005), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

Don't Ever Antagonize The Horny (AaronHz), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

Deej, I dunno about the "he got shot like i got shot" being a "favorite moment". That's almost creepy.
I like fifty cause when he's on a track he's entirely okay. He's just fine. He can ride the beat and turn a phrase. What I don't like about fifty is that he can't make a song BETTER by being on it. He's not a standout rapper. He's just workmanlike. That's enough.
OH and off the top of the head, fifteen good 50/g-unit tracks that I'll stand behind:
Call Me, 50 Barz, What Up Gangsta?, Bloodhound, Gotta Get, Ghetto Qua Ran, Power of the Dollar, I Smell Pussy, How to Rob an Industry Nigga (Remember? Back when he was just gonna be the next Afroman?), Fuck You, Realest Niggas (which should definitely buy him a LITTLE longterm cred), Magic Stick, the Realest Killaz, Baby U Got and ummmmm... oh yeah: Patiently Waiting (if only for setting up that blazin' Em rap).
That's a healthy mix of obscure, early, common, popular and recent. Don't know about the new album as I haven't screened it, but up until now he's been thoroughly listenable. Again tho': the last three songs I heard from him really aren't good.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

And didn't Ali get into boxing cuz some kids stole his bike?
Intentional comparison or just sillyass coincidence? Prolly the former.
"I'm the greatest, somethin' like Ali in his prime..."

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

Well, when I say "favorite" i don't mean, like, "it makes me happy to hear it," but it is a particularly moving/emotional moment that stands out.

djdee (djdee2005), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

I agree wrt "workmanlike" but I can think of several instances where his voice definitely stands out on a track - like the Overnight Celebrity remix, and certainly "Hate it or Love it."

djdee (djdee2005), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

i never said HE was boring, i said his rhymes were shit. there's a difference. i like the GRODT singles too, and a handful of tracks from the new record ("In My Hood", "This Is 50", "Get In My Car", and "Ryder Music" sort-of) but his low-level charisma and mildly charming drawl doesn't change how bad his rhymes are. how many times does he just fall back on naming his guns and luxury goods? the man is lyrically bankrupt. he doesn't need it though, his economic engine runs on a particular kind of fuel. almost all of Fiddy's battle tracks (which on The Massacre would be nearly everything other than the songs about girls) are spent supporting and reinforcing his backstory, but at the same time he's poppy enough to find a wide audience. other rappers use obscure slang or tell ghetto stories to show how down with the streets they are; Fiddy does none of that, sticking with massive overdone lyrical cliches. still, there's never any question of whether he's authentic. that's what makes him the ultimate crossover artist.

Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

How to Rob an Industry Nigga

such a great track!

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)

"I Smell Pussy" is probably the best thing I've ever heard by 50, actually.

i mean, "go shawty, its yr birthday" was a throwaway intro that most people decided was a chorus because it stuck in their heads so completely.

Um, you know that that phrase was in pretty common use for at least a decade before "In Da Club" came out and that people would often chant it on the dance floor when someone was really dancing their ass off, don't you? Pretty much anybody could have said that on their track and it would have gotten the same reaction. (I am not discounting the fact that 50 actually did go ahead and do it or that it works the way you say it does.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

(i heart dave m's point: the seemingly "boring and narrow" bein taken as mark of conviction)

(this is kinda the mind-rut that punk got itself into after a while: invention as demonised mark of comfort, ease, prog etc)

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

When he gets shot for the tenth time (notice I didn't say "if"), will his records get even better?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

who cares.

Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

Dan P - yes obviously, except ppl started imitating his inflection and everything.

djdee (djdee2005), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

i forget who, maybe spizzazzz called him the "master of the microhook" and that's the thing -- when he does the quotables the delivery is really nuanced, including the rubato in the "go shawty" line. i actually like "disco inferno" for some of the verbal/melodic bits that I think are pretty tight. "candy shop" on the other hand is simply dead dull.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

Our long national nightmare is over, sez allhiphop.com:

50 Cent & The Game have decided to lay their beef to rest & will make a
formal announcement at a press conference today (March 9) at the Schomburg
Center For Research in Black Culture in NYC at 2:00 pm. "Game & I need to
set an example in the community," 50 said today. "50 and I are proving
that real situations and real problems can be solved with real talk," Game
added.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

big ups to sharpton!

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

Ned's sarcasm aside, that is good news. I was (pleasantly) surprised to hear 50 went on the radio (Hot 97 one! more! time!) & said he wanted to make peace.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

Ned's sarcasm aside

I reserve the right to be sarcastic about any stupid conflict! (Including ones I've been in involved in. ;-))

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

Since i just read the whole thread I might as well post I guess.

I think I agree with mark quite a lot: so in answer to the original title, no, the 50c sagas draw me away from him since they seem pretty lame / played out / obvious / dull now (yeah yeah from my ivory tower this is not real life) while in general I would say I never *buy into* an artist's mythology. Whether I like it or not I always treat it as mythology (not in that I demythologise it, although I do spend a lot of time trying to persuade people that everything on tv is fixed, but in not being particularly bothered to distinguish the true myths from the other ones (not that that questions irrelevant but just not one that comes to mind when I'm choosing what records to listen to)).

alext (alext), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

these guys are stupid assholes, seriously. grown men with a beef. give me a fucking break.

shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

exactly. what are they, 12 years old?

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 9 March 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Don't rip them for being sentitive.

peepee (peepee), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

Guys who spend all day arguing on message boards should talk ;)

djdee (djdee2005), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

yeah, there's some serious pot and kettle coloration issues on this thread.

I'm pretty proud of the fact that neither of my blogs posted a single thing about all this stuff in the past week or two.

Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

so the story now is:

"50 Cent and the Game Call Truce in Rap War"
http://tinyurl.com/5xmjt

which lends more credence to my thought that this whole thing was made up and someone took a bullet for some dough, and 50 broke records. don't believe it people.

50 is one smart, smart dude and he has an army of marketing groups behind him...

2Pac, though, he was shot by the government.

david day (winslow), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

I think you're totally wrong, "took a bullet for some dough" whatever.

Read this, its mel-man talking about what really went down.

djdee (djdee2005), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

"Guys who spend all day arguing on message boards should talk"

that's it, I'm bustin a cap in yr ass.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 9 March 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7093519/

latebloomer: correspondingly more exaggerated mixing is a scarifying error. (lat, Thursday, 10 March 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

Rapper 50 Cent likes to brag that he has been shot nine times and survived -- but it remains to be seen if he can survive getting shot in a video game over and over again.

They should make it so you die after the 10th shot.

Don't Ever Antagonize The Horny (AaronHz), Thursday, 10 March 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

Who prizes rappers for innovation?
i do.....

m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Friday, 11 March 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

What does that mean?

djdee (djdee2005), Friday, 11 March 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

I mean I guess I appreciate what Rakim's done and everything but its not, like, what makes me love a rapper.

djdee (djdee2005), Friday, 11 March 2005 05:45 (twenty years ago)

For the record, re: battlin':

Jadakiss & Fat Joe: 2
50 Cent: zeeeeeeeero

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 March 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Greg Tate on The Massacre:

http://www.villagevoice.com/music/0511,tate1,62025,22.html

xhuxk, Friday, 11 March 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

"My job is to make hot records so people can be entertained," Joe said Wednesday. "My job is not to be in the paper affiliated with all this ruckus."

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 11 March 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...
'50 Cent's still traumatised about having his bike stolen as a child.

The 'Get Rich Or Die Tryin' rapper admits that even now, thinking about it makes him sad.

He told Britain's Smash Hits magazine: "I got my bike stolen as a kid. When you're that age, it's one of the worst things in the world to wake up in the morning and not see your bike where you left it.
However, the 30-year-old says he's learnt not to cry about it anymore.

He said: "I haven't done it in a long time because I've taught myself to deal with those feelings in another way."'

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/84422004.htm

Cunga (Cunga), Monday, 6 February 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

My bike was stolen when I was 13 or 14, around the same time my cat died. Dark days.

deej.. (deej..), Monday, 6 February 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

seven months pass...
"Arrested for bad driving."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

15 minutes overrrrrrrr .... NOW

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

Yet another way 50 Cent is just like Paris Hilton!

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)


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