Top Howevermany Transparent Sex Barely-Even-Euphemisms in Pop Music

1. doing stuff all night long / until the break of dawn

2. feeling stuff "deep inside" someone

3. wanting someone

4. wanting to rock with someone / getting rocked by someone

5. doing "it" (or relaxing and not doing part of "it")

6. getting down with someone

7. getting physical

8. making someone sweat

do you right / do me right

10. bumping / grinding

11. spread your wings and/or let me come inside

12. "more than words"

13. Do that to me one more time/once is never enough with a man like you

14. balancing / rotating tires (special Ludacris category)

15. "bumping" references, i.e. "pull up to the bumper baby" or "baby turn around and let me see that sexy body go bump bump bump".

16. Cutting someone's cake with your knife (AC/DC)

Making it/making someone.

I'd like you to help me through,/I'd like to make it with you/I really think that we can make it girl

When I'm ridin' round the world/and I'm doin' this and I'm signin' that/and I'm tryin' to make some girl

SKEET SKEET SKEET

(Also, 1999 to thread.)

20. Skyrocket's in flight

Come spend the night inside my sugar walls

21. not stopping, until either you've gotten enough or the singer from Brazilian girls as "come ... in."

22.keep on churning till the butter comes

23.there'll be good rockin tonight

24.i like my baby's pudding

25.shake rattle and roll

26. to give someone every inch of one's love

27. to drain every drop of someone's love

Another great ones from Shake Rattle and Roll

28.I'm like the one-eyed cat peeping in a seafood store

29. Rock hard in a funky place

30.My baby's a jockey

to have shook someone all night long

various permutations of "squeezing" (squeeze me, squeeze my lemon, mama's got a squeezebox)

Putting the bone in.

33ish. knockin' da boots

making you come...running!

freak as verb

Nabisco, best of luck outdoing (!) Black Box (!!):

RIDE ON TIME

Got to get up got to get up got to get up
Got to get up got to get up got to get up

And time won't take my love away

You're such a you're such a you're such a you're such a
Hot temptation
You just walk right in
Walk walk walk right in

Got to get up got to get up got to get up
Got to get up got to get up got to get up
Got to get up got to get up got to get up
Got to get up got to get up got to get up
Walk right in
Cuz you're right on time
Cuz you're right on time, right on time
Cuz you're right on time
Cuz you're right on time, right on time
Let me tell you, let me tell you
What you do, what you do, what you do to me
You're such a
Hot temptation
You just walk right in
Walk walk walk right in
Got to get up got to get up got to get up
Got to get up got to get up got to get up
Got to get up got to get up got to get up
Got to get up got to get up got to get up
Walk right in (away)
Cuz you're right on time
Cuz you're right on time, right on time
Cuz you're right on time
Cuz you're right on time, right on time
Cuz you're right on time, right on time
Cuz you're right on time, right on time
Cuz you're right on time, right right right on time
Cuz cuz you're right on time, right right right on time
Away
And time won't take my love away

key/lock metaphors ("Brand New Key," "Open Your Heart")

Baby, let's play house.

There's good rockin' tonight.

Clint Black's "Straight from the Factory" we were made for each other you're the lock that fits my key

la la

Douglas, have you been watching The Apple by any chance?

don't forget "Sock it to me."

What about the "funkin'" people?

"We can funk all night long"

Don't you wanna
Dance up on me
To another
Time and place
Baby
(Are you ready?)
Don't you wanna
Dance up on me
From behind?

Let's not forget horseriding...

If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it

and

Gitty up baby (Gitty up, gitty up), say what
Give me all that you got, baby don't stop
Keep it comin' strong, make it hot, say what
Gitty up baby (Gitty up, gitty up), say what
Give me all that you got, baby don't stop
Keep it comin' strong, make it hot, say what

etc etc

getting right/getting it right

and, how about love/loving!

Telephonething, I think "obsessing over The Apple for several years" is closer.

oh oh oh it's magic, you know

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"If you get down on me, I'll get down on you"

Double use of a word, highlighting one as definite euphemism...

"Love to love you baby"

get with you/be with you/be in you

Someone recorded some blues for me recently, and I was surprised at how blatantly, hardly-even-innuendo-y sexual the were the words to a song called 'I'm Wild About that Thing', by Bessie Smith. Of course, you know precisely what thing.

don't forget all of Blind Boy Fuller's songs (Give Me Some Of That Pie) etc

and IGNITION by R Kelly.

Pastry!

"Nobody Can Bake A Sweet Jelly Roll Like Mine"

"Cherry Pie"

"gimme sumsum summadat cinnabun"

I think there's a Bell Biv Devoe (or some other band of that sort) song about "diving for pearls" ??

It was a few years after i heard the first Tyrannosaurus Rex records that I read the lyrics and was amazed @ how they wuz so sexual. From the first album:

"She took my ice-cream mustang
and my purple coloured dodeville
She even took my panpipes and my elixir of life pill"

"The sky blackens and the bass string slackens and they stand
statuesquely
Then they giggle and they wiggle through the door in the big dark oak tree"

"Her silver car a silver cloud cloaked the air in a shroud
Her pearly author's teeth tore the seasoned cedar coloured pheasant"

"Hills that spread around your chamber
Blooms that twine around your ears
Blossoms of the royalest texture angel of the years

Clad in sacks and scraps of linen
Living 'neath your waterwell
Praying that my youthy pauper's face
Will quench you well"

"Graceful fat Sheba, she works with a meatcleaver
Sweating behind the meat counter
Her skin, it leaks liquid, the odour is sickly"

"His opera is torn thru' the haste of operatic oyster
eating evenings of waste"

"The huntress stands, with peacock hands she'd take me to where she lie
She sighs so deep, it rocks the river of her stomach sky

The oval moon, it tans the faun who holds grapes for my love
Sitting all alone, sitting in the throne of my lovely inca love"

worst ever = Kiss, "Uh! All Night"

shoot to thrill, shoot you full of love, shot in the heart, blow you away, got you in the sights of my love gun

(gay var. - "put your raygun to my head", "put a gun against his head pull my trigger now he's dead")

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
And poking your hay

Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
I'm leaving my spray

Sex farm woman
I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman
I'll rake and hoe you down

Sex farm woman
Don't you see my silo risin' high
Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
I'm scretching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman
I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman
I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman
Don't you feel my tractor rumbling by
by-by-byyyy

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
And poking your hay

Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
I'm leaving my spray

Sex farm woman
I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman
I'll rake and mow you down

Sex farm woman
Don't you see my silo risin' high
Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
I'm scretching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman
I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman
I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman
Don't you feel my tractor rumbling by
by-by-byyyy

sorry. i just get impatient and start wildly hitting the submit button. hey, there's a metaphor!

If Spinal Tap count, surely there is nothing finer than "Big Bottoms." MY BABY FITS ME LIKE A FLESH TUXEDO, LIKE TO SINK HER WITH MY PINK TOR-PEEEE-DO

34?: "Boom Boom Boom, Lets Go Back to My Room"
(am I the only one who remembers this song?)

do you mean Boom Boom Boom Boom! I want you in my room, let's spend the night to-geth-er, from now until forev-er

or am I thinking of a different song?

different song

Longboats have been sighted the evidence of war has begun
Many nordic fighting men their swords and shields all gleam in
the sun
Call to arms defend yourselves get ready to stand and fight for
your lives
Judgement day has come around so be prepared don't run stand
your ground

They're coming in from the sea
They've come the enemy
Beneath the blazing sun
The battle has to be won
Invaders ... pillaging
Invaders ... looting

Set ablaze the campfires alert the other men from inland
Warning must be given there's not enough men here for a stand
The vikings are too many much too powerful to take on our own
We must have reinforcements we cannot fight this battle alone

They're coming over the hill
They've come to attack
They're coming in for the kill
There's no turning back
Invaders ... fighting
Invaders ... marauding

Axes grind and maces clash as wounded fighters fall to the
ground
Severed limbs and fatal woundings bloody corpses lay all around
The smell of death and burning flesh the battle weary fight to
the end
The saxons have been overpowered victims of the mighty norsemen

You'd better scatter and run
The battle's lost and not won
You'd better get away to fight another day
Invaders ... raping
Invaders ... plundering

work with me...
roll with me...
rock and roll...

lick the lollipop

My baby takes the morning train.

Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop. Bob Seger

I want to kiss her BUT she won't let me. I seem to remember this one from the Dr. Demento show.

letting love open the door

spreading your (wings) and (flying)

feeling so good

being about to lose control (and thinking you like it)

more Kiss - "wanna put my log in your fireplace"

She gave me the Queen
She gave me the King
She was wheelin' and dealin'
Just doin' her thing
She was holdin' a pair
But I had to try
Her Deuce was wild
But my Ace was high
But how was I to know
That she'd been dealt with before
Said she'd never had a Full House
But I should have known
From the tattoo on her left leg
And the garter on her right
She'd have the card to bring me down
If she played it right

She's got the Jack

Poker face was her name
Poker face was her nature
Poker straight was her game
If she knew she could get you
She play'd 'em fast
And she play'd 'em hard
She could close her eyes
And feel every card
But how was I to know
That she'd been shuffled before
Said she'd never had a Royal Flush
But I should have known
That all the cards were comin'
From the bottom of the pack
And if I'd known what she was dealin' out
I'd have dealt it back

She's got the Jack

to mack up on someone. to make them feel right. to do one like that. to make the booty go crack. to turn one out. to make one shout. to shoop, get a scoop; to party with one and have some fun.

"Show me what you got"

"logs on the fire/fill me with desire" from the Carpenters "Merry Christmas, Darling". Oh, Karen!

going down (in an elevator)

"you say it best when you say nothing at all"

There was a man, a lonely man,
who lost his love through his indifference.
A heart that kept, that went unchecked,
until it died within his silence.

And Solitaire's the only game in town,
and every road that takes him down.
And by himself, it's easy to pretend,
he'll never love again.
And keeping to himself he plays the game,
without her love it always ends the same.
While life goes on around him everywhere,
he's playing Solitaire.

A little hope goes up in smoke,
just how it goes, goes without saying.
There was a man, a lonely man,
who would command the hand he's playing.
(chorus)

And Solitaire's the only game in town,
and every road that takes him down.
While life goes on around him everywhere,
he's playing Solitaire.

"Push, push/In the bush!" (Musique)
"The dance from which all dances come" (MC5)
"Uh! All night" (Kiss, with help from DESMOND CHILD for chrissakes)

...oh, and I see that the word "fuck" hasn't been utilized yet!

I got a letter just the other day
She sent a picture, but she didn't sign her name
She wore high heels and a little black lace
I knew her body, but I couldn't see her face
She didn't leave a number, not an address or a clue
But something in that photograph reminded me of you
Baby, let's put the X in sex
Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex
Baby, let's put the X in sex
Keep it undercover, baby let me be your private eye

I got a call in the middle of the night
Heavy breathin' never sounded quite so nice
She said "Oh yeah, I wish that I was there"
I asked who was calling, but she wasn't playing fair
Sometimes you gotta suffer for the pleasure that you seek
You're beggin' for an eyeful but you only get a peek

Baby, let's put the X in sex
Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex
Baby, let's put the X in sex
Keep it undercover, baby let me be your private eye

I heard somebody knockin' so I opened up the door
She wore a hat, shades, and a trench coat
Wasn't wearin' that much more
She said she knew my secrets but I didn't have a clue
Then I saw those black lace panties and I knew that it was you

Baby, let's put the X in sex
Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex
Baby, let's put the X in sex
Keep it undercover, baby let me be your private eye
Let's put the X in sex
Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex
Baby, let's put the X in sex
Keep it undercover, baby let me be your private eye
Let's put the X in sex
Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex
Baby, let's put the X in sex
Keep it undercover, baby let me be your private eye
Let's put the X in sex
Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex
Baby, let's put the X in sex

[gag]

http://www.venerablemusic.com/catalog/TitleDetails.asp?TitleID=1945 - is a record ablaze. particularly "threshing machine" wherein an old farmer shows his servant nell the workings of said machine.