Rock Defined (by the artist of your choice)

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In keeping with the spirit of the Rock Defined thread:

Assume the persona of the artist (presumably rock, but feel free to be creative). Define rock for us. For instance, if I were Little Richard, I would say "I am rock. Everybody who made it big since I hit the stage will tell you that, they told you that by copying me exactly. Prince, Michael, everyone."

Extra credit: Percentage of artists who define rock as themselves.

― Tom Hunter, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's supposed to be "Assume the persona of the artist _of your choice_..." Sorry.

― Tom Hunter, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am Woody Woodmansey. Rock...um.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Rock is fucken SHIT we have to listen to ears polluted by this fucken THATCHER government we're under Barry Guy won't speak to me anymore the cunt just cos I punched him out for trying to conduct me the prat and Eminem is SHIT and Stones are SHIT even Charlie Watts me old mate he says so hic woss appened to good old days of Bailey an Oxley dahn at the ol Little Theatre Clahb right gotta go off now and rehearse me new Improvisation Smash Thatcher Bastard Ensemble with John Stevens, Mike Osborne and Harry Miller cos it's the 20th century and free improvisation is the future not ROCK SHIT!

An' that cunt Mangelsdorff owes me a fiver an' all.

― Paul Rutherford, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

awfl krammed not solid Xkalr Monsanto STAINED SCUM you fukd yr reckless overspine dentation yu ROCK in yr Cif cocoon AGONY MEMNON hyt%&^*&£&<(-:

― Tommy York for legal reasons, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There's another Paul Rutherford than the one who was in Frankie Goes To Hollywood, I'm assuming?

― Tom, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Distinguished, but rather bitter, Brit improv trombonist of several decades' standing. Only pop connection I know of is that he appears on the first Death in Vegas album.

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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