Lyrical breakdowns... literally.

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For example, Queen's "We Will Rock You"

  • Things which, buddy, you are:
  • a boy
  • make a big noise
  • a young man
  • hard man
  • an old man
  • poor man
  • pleading with your eyes
  • Activities you are performing:
  • in the street:
  • playing
  • shouting
  • all over the place:
  • kicking your can
  • waving your banner
  • Things which you, being a big disgrace, have got on your face:
  • mud
  • blood
  • Things which you will some day do:
  • be a big man
  • take on the world
  • make you some peace
  • Places back into which somebody better put you:
  • yours
  • Things which we will rock:
  • you
  • Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

    Harold Faltermeyer, "Axel F":

    Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

  • to do:
  • crack that whip
  • give the past a slip
  • try to detect it
  • not too late


  • conditions under which you will break your momma's back:
  • stepping on a crack


  • conditions under which you must whip it:
  • when a problem comes along
  • before the cream sits out too long
  • when something's going wrong
  • when a good time turns around


  • directions in which to go:
  • straight
  • forward
  • ahead


  • if one does not whip it:
  • won't ever live it down
  • won't get their way


  • ways in which to whip it:
  • (up) into shape
  • good
  • Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

    Ways in which you might leave your lover:

    Slip out the back
    Make a new plan
    Hop on the bus
    Drop off the key

    Things you might need to discuss:

    Not much

    Things you don't need to be:

    Coy

    Things you need to get yourself:

    Free

    Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

    Seeker
    - lonely woman (also hungry, possibly cold)

    Distinguishing feature
    - feasting on own heart (cannibal?)

    Seeking
    - stuff (ie sex)

    Type of stuff
    - hot (v.important)

    Search mode
    - telephone + phone directory

    Anticipated arrival
    - tonight, ie this evening

    Level of desire:
    - want
    - need
    - gotta have

    Type of lover
    - unattached or bored, ie needs another
    - warm blooded
    - wild man

    Destination
    - back home

    VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)

    Things to be found in Yes' "Circus of Heaven":

    - A unicorn (heading the Mystical Way)
    - a thousand golden angels at play
    - centaurs
    - elves
    - bright fairies all in colours of Jade
    - seven solemn flying silvered regal horses
    - seven golden chariots in tow (a wonder to behold!)
    - The "Seven Lords of the Mountains of Time"
    - A giant tent rising one thousand feet high from the floor
    - Townpeople
    - The "Seventh Lord of the Seventh Age"
    - Visions of: Grecian galleons, The Sack of Troy, the Gardens of Babylon, The gigantic dreams of Alexander the Great
    - Zeus
    plus more animals
    plus more angels

    None of these things:
    - clowns
    - tigers
    - lions
    - bears
    - candy-floss
    - toffee apples

    Joe (Joe), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

    Current mood:
    -- tired
    -- fevered brow

    Action items:
    -- change

    Prerequisites:
    -- I must be with her now

    Recommendations:
    -- drugs to cure my ills

    Results:
    -- my ills are with me still

    Conclusion:
    -- if I were with her now ...

    MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

    What I'd Call the Best Bargain I Ever Had
    I. To find/get/win/catch
    A. I'd gladly
    1. Lose me
    2. Give up all I had
    B. I'd suffer anything (and be glad)
    C. I'd pay any price
    D. I'd work all my life (and I will)
    E. I'd stand
    1. Naked
    2. Stoned
    3. Stabbed
    F. I'm gonna
    1. Run
    2. Never stop
    3. Drown
    a. an unsung man
    G. I'd pay any price
    H. Surrender my good life (for bad)
    II. Considering various actions and reflections about you inspired by your absence
    A. I sit lookin' round
    B. I look at my face in the mirro
    C. I know I'm worth nothing without you
    D. And like
    1. One and one don't make two
    2. One and one make one
    E. And I'm lookin' for
    1. That free ride to me
    2. You

    happy jack, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

    My apologies. I. should read "To find/get/win/catch you."

    happy jack, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

    Ways to get unravelled:

    1. Sleep
    2. Travel
    3. A mansion up in the hills
    4. Love your neighbor 'til his wife gets home

    Thanks, Jim.

    Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

    How I would describe you/your possessions


    -your mercury mouth in the missionary times
    -your eyes like smoke and your prayers like rhymes
    -your silver cross, and your voice like chimes
    -your pockets well protected at last
    -your streetcar visions which you place on the grass
    -your flesh like silk, and your face like glass
    -your sheets like metal and your belt like lace
    -your deck of cards missing the jack and the ace
    -your basement clothes and your hollow face
    -your silhouette when the sunlight dims
    -your eyes where the moonlight swims
    -your match-book songs and your gypsy hymns
    -your childhood flames on your midnight rug
    -your Spanish manners and your mother's drugs
    -your cowboy mouth and your curfew plugs
    -your sheet-metal memory of Cannery Row
    -your magazine-husband who one day just had to go
    -your gentleness now, which you just can't help but show
    -your holy medallion which your fingertips fold
    -your saintlike face and your ghostlike soul
    -sea at your feet and the phony false alarm
    -the child of a hoodlum wrapped up in your arms


    How I would describe myself/my possessions

    -My warehouse eyes
    -my Arabian drums


    Should I

    -leave them by your gate
    -wait


    How I would describe them/their intentions/actions

    -the sad-eyed prophet says that no man comes
    -The kings of Tyrus with their convict list
    Are waiting in line for their geranium kis
    -the farmers and the businessmen, they all did decide
    To show you the dead angels that they used to hide
    -They wished you'd accepted the blame for the farm


    Questions I have for them

    -Who among them do they think could carry you
    -Who among them would try to impress you
    -Who among them would try to impress you
    -who among them really wants just to kiss you
    -why did they pick you to sympathize with their side

    Masked Gazza, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

    LOGON> People
    pwd> *******

    cmd> let it all blow

    Menu:

    Option 1:
    Option 2: Down


    Select:

    mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 08:04 (twenty years ago)

    you all deserve medals for this one

    b b, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

    Options:

    A) Stay
    B) Go

    Consequences:

    A) Will be trouble
    B) Will be double

    ath, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

    I. I love you
    A. For so many reasons -- which means:
    B. For all seasons
    1. With the freshness of a spring day
    2. With hot passions like the summer's sun when June's here to stay
    3. With the gentleness of a falling leaf on an autumn day
    4. With the briskness of a winter when the snow comes out to stay

    Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

    Known facts (by both parties):
    -I need your love

    Desired eqivalency:
    1. Your need of my love
    2. My need of you

    Request:
    -Hold me (x2)
    -Love me (x2)

    What I don't not have eight days a week:
    -Love

    What I don't have eight days a week:
    -Enough time to show I care

    What's always on my mind:
    -Love for you

    Vocalisable facts:
    -Love you all the time

    theophilus jones (theophilus), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

    This is fun!

    Things which people call me:
    • the space cowboy
    • the gangster of love
    • Maurice

    Things which I am:
    • A picker
    • A grinner
    • A lover
    • A sinner
    • A joker,
    • A smoker
    • A midnight toker

    The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

    How does it feel to be:

    A. On your own
    B. With no direction home
    C. Like a complete unknown
    D. Like a rolling stone

    The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)


    What I am:
    not aware
    What I'm not aware of:
    too many things
    what I am

    What I know:
    what I know

    if you know what I mean.

    What philosophy is:
    the talk on a cereal box.
    a walk on the slippery rocks

    What religion is:
    the smile on a dowg.
    a light in the fog


    Instructions and questions for you:
    Choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep.
    Are you what you are - or what?
    Do you know what I mean?

    dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

    100 IF (X="CAN WANT") THEN (Y="CAN NEED")

    110 IF (Y="CAN NEED") THEN (Z="CAN CARE")

    120 IF (Z="CAN CARE") THEN (U="CAN LOVE")

    130 ON X = "CAN WANT" GOSUB 210

    210 PRINT "I'LL BE THERE"

    Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

    Things that she is doing:
    • Watching the detectives
    • Pulling their eyes out with a face like a magnet
    • Filing her nails while they're dragging the lake
    • Watching the detectives

    Things that the detectives are doing:
    • Shooting
    • Shooting
    • Shooting
    • Shooting
    • Beating him up

    The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

    Things that are no joke:

    -A heaven
    -A gateway
    -A hope
    -This feeling inside

    Things it hurts me to do:

    -Treat you this way

    Things that are too hard to say:

    -Words I've never heard

    Things I think I'll do tonight:

    -Walk alone
    -Find myself as I get home

    Things you've got:

    -Green eyes
    -Blue eyes
    -Grey eyes

    Things you are not quite like:

    -Anyone I've met before
    -Anyone I've seen before

    Things that hit the people down below:

    -Thoughts from above

    Places people of this world have to go:

    ...

    The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

    Things that she is:

    -A sex bomb, my baby, yeah

    Douglas (Douglas), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

    People who died:

    Teddy
    Cathy
    Bobby
    G-berg
    Georgie
    Sly
    Bobby
    Mary
    Bobbie
    Judy
    Eddie
    Tony
    Brian

    What they all had in common, other than dying:
    They were all Jim Carroll's friends

    People who killed:
    Herbie
    The very same bikers

    Very dangerous things for people who know Jim Carroll to do:
    Sniffing glue at 12 years old
    Ingesting 26 reds and a bottle of wine
    Getting leukemia
    Letting one's gimmicks go rotten
    Taking a bullet in the head
    OD'ing on Drano
    Taking a dry dive from a hotel room
    Hanging oneself from a cell in the tombs
    Jumping in front of a subway train
    Getting slit in the jugular vein
    Hanging out on the Boys' Club roof (particularly with Herbie)
    Ratting on some bikers

    People who thought they could fly:
    Tony

    People who couldn't fly:
    Tony

    Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

    Things which Alanis Morrissette thinks are "ironic" (they aren't really)

    1. An old man turning ninety-eight, winning the lottery and then dying the next day
    2. A black fly in your Chardonnay
    3. A death row pardon two minutes too late
    4. Rain on your wedding day
    5. A free ride when you've already paid
    6. The good advice that you just didn't take
    7. Mr. Play It Safe being afraid to fly, yet getting killed in a plane crash
    8. A traffic jam when you're already late
    9. A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
    10. Ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
    11. Meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife

    ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

    is this anything like a logistical beatdown?

    Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

    Some advice for the young at heart here:

    Things you need:
    Sunscreen
    Calcium
    Your knees
    Advice (but be careful whose advice you buy)
    Your old love letters
    Compliments

    Things you don't need:
    Jealousy
    Your old bank statements
    Beauty Magazines
    Insults

    Things you should do:
    Enjoy your youth
    Do stuff that scares you
    Sing
    Dance
    Enjoy your body
    Use your body
    Read directions (although you need not necessarily follow them)
    Travel

    Things you shouldn't do:
    Worrying about the future
    Knowing what you are going to do with your life
    Messing with your hair (unless you want to look 85 at the age of 40)
    Congratulation yourself (at least not too much)

    Places where you should live:
    New York City (but leave before it makes you hard)
    Northern California (but leave before it makes you soft)

    People should be nice against and/or respect:
    Other people (particularly their hearts)
    Your siblings
    Your parents
    Your elders

    Stuff you cannot do anything about no matter what you want to:
    The future
    Whether you're behind other people or not
    Whether you'll marry or not
    Whether you'll have children or not
    Whether you'll divorce at 40 or not
    Whether you'll be able to dance the Funky Chicken at your 75th anniversary or not
    Friends coming and going
    Prices rising
    Policians philandering
    You getting old
    Whether people will support you or not
    Having a trust found or not
    Having a wealthy spot or not

    Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

    How many times do I have to tell you: THIS IS NOT A LOVESONG!!!!!!!!!

    Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

    - Tagger tags in Singapore - violently punished by the authorities
    - Tonya Harding wounds Nancy Kerrigan on purpose
    - Man's penis cut off by wife

    Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

    Things that Meredith Brooks is:

    A little bit of everything all rolled into one
    bitch
    lover
    child
    mother
    sinner
    saint
    not ashamed
    your hell
    your dream
    nothing inbetween
    a tease
    a goddess on my knees
    your angel undercover
    numb
    revived

    (and a purveyor of shit songs, but unfortunately that's not explicit in this list, though undeniably true nonetheless)

    ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

    Name: Jumping Jack Flash

    Born:
    -- in a crossfire hurricane

    Raised:
    -- by a toothless bearded hag

    Schooling:
    -- with a strap right across my back

    Interests:
    -- howling at my Ma in the driving rain

    Relevant Experience:
    -- was drowned, washed up, and left for dead
    -- crowned with a spike right through my head

    Health issues:
    -- bloody feet

    Dietary restrictions:
    -- dislike for the crumbs of a crust of bread

    Other comments:
    -- it's all right
    -- it's a gas

    MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

    Complete inventory of everything my true love gave to me, 12 days of Xmas, fiscal year 2004:

    12 partridges in 12 pear trees
    22 turtle doves
    30 French hens
    36 calling birds
    40 golden rings
    42 geese a-laying
    42 swans a-swimming
    40 maids a-milking
    36 ladies dancing
    30 lords a-leaping
    22 pipers piping
    12 drummers drumming

    Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

    Steps to win her heart:
    1. Ask her out and treat her like a lady
    2. Tell her she's the one you're dreaming of
    3. Take her in her arms and never let her go

    Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

    Her background:
    Greek
    Wealthy parents
    Sculpture studies at St. Martin's College

    What she wanted to do:
    Live like common people, basically. Including sleeping with them, seeing whatever they see and doing whatever they do. She also had a general thirst for knowledge

    What she needed to do to be able to fullfil her wish:
    Pretend she's got no money
    Rent a flat about a shop
    Cut her hair and get a job
    Smoke fags
    Play pool
    Pretend she never went to school

    Reasons why she could never have things the way she wanted:
    She couldn't imagine what it was like to have no money
    If she called her dad, he could stop her from being wealthy at anytime

    Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

    Surely calling her dad would stop her from having to pretending to be poor, not from being wealthy?

    ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

    poor, not wealthy

    Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

    Examples of questions whose answers are blowing in the wind:

    How many roads must a man walk before you may call him a man?
    How many seas must a white dove sail getting to sleep?
    How many times must cannonballs fly before they are banned forever?
    How many times must a man look up to be able to spot the sky?
    How many ears does one need to hear people cry?
    How many must die before too many have died?
    How long does it take for a mountain to get washed to the sea?
    How many years of existing must some people cope with until they are allowed to be free?
    How many times can a man pretend he just doesn't see?

    Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

    Tonight's beverage order:
    1) One (1) bourbon
    2) One (1) scotch
    3) One (1) beer

    Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

    reasons why God just cannot exist:
    Starvation
    Tears
    People fighting because they can't make opinions meet
    Disease
    Diamond Blue
    Wars
    Babies drowning
    People getting lost at sea and never found
    Hurts

    Getting the facts straight:
    - God doesn't exist
    - There are no saints
    - There are no sinners
    - The Bible was written by crazy humans, some of which still believe that junk is true
    - The Father, Son and Holy Ghost are all just a hoax
    - Mankind must have made God. And the Devil too!

    Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

    Tonight's beverage order:
    1) One (1) bourbon
    2) One (1) scotch
    3) One (1) beer

    Repeat as necessary.

    Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

    Things the people of the town called us:
    (A) Gypsies
    (B) Tramps
    (C) Thieves

    and according to an earlier draft of the song,
    (D) White Trash

    Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

    What you really like:
    - my limousine
    - the way the wheels roll
    - my seven inch leather heels
    - goin’ to all of the shows
    - the credit cards
    - the private planes
    - the hotels
    - fancy clothes
    - the sound of electric guitars
    - rock ’n’ roll
    - fame
    - masquerade
    - concerts
    - studios
    - the money that I make

    What money can do:
    - take you far

    Thinngs making you look just like a queen:
    - backstage pass
    - black sunglasses

    What I want and need to know:
    do you love me?

    What I just gotta know:
    if you really really really, really love me.

    Moongood, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

    Things which you are asked to imagine:
    • There's no heaven
    • There's no countries
    • No possessions

    The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

    Order of events:
    1. Took walk to Zipperhead
    2. Met a girl
    3. Went to Philly Pizza Co.
    4. Ordered Hot Tea
    5. Jumped on tables & screamed
    6. Met girl's parents
    7. Went to mall record store
    8. Stole Car
    9. Will have child
    10. Will eat fudge banana swirl
    11. Will travel around world

    theophilus jones (theophilus), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

    What Mark E. Smith thinks you need:

    - An oven mitt
    - Present notebook for you
    - A bit of Iggy Stooge
    - Reduced smoking habit
    - Sex but not having it
    - One face
    - Two face new
    - Slippery shoes for your horrible feet
    - To love her so much
    - "Us as pressure group"
    - Face with girl past
    - A profile that is low-key
    - To meet your horrible new dad with a grudge against me
    - A censor
    - "Face mag for arse"
    - Three rules of audience
    - Mug of Geoff Travis, framed
    - The book Theft is Vision by the brothers Copeland.
    - Finance luck

    Joe (Joe), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

    Things to do:
    ?Ecelebrate
    ?Edance

    Time of celebration
    ?Etonight

    Special Management directive:
    ?Edo not stop dancing

    Objective of music
    ?Eto feel feeling

    Frequency of meeting
    ?EOne more time

    Good Dog (Good Dog), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

    Monday - had a sad child, always feeling low down
    Tuesday - had a dream child, she's always on the go
    Wednesday - if you love one, you'll live your life apart now
    Thursday - if you love one, she's gonna break your heart
    Friday - likes a good time, she'll take you for a wild ride
    Sunday - makes a good wife, she wants to be a bride
    ----------
    Ergo,
    I'm in love with Saturday's child.

    Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

    Staff Review 2005


    - You look like Siouxie Sioux
    - this outfit appears to have taken some time, which is an inefficient use of resources
    - You seem to be wearing black much of the time
    - Other patrons have noticed you reciting poetry
    - this is not appreciated, we would prefer you concentrate on the consumption of wine as provided, not fraternise with others
    - this notion of intellectualism appears to be a cover for your sexual preferences
    - You also have been reported as having a job at "Hardees", this is not allowed by policy

    Artists it has been said you like to dance to:

    - the Communards
    - Book of Love
    - the Smiths
    - Depeche Mode
    - Public Image Limited
    - Naked Truth

    Requested action:
    - Cease supporting the European arts, and instead channel finances towards local product, such as ourselves.

    Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

    Things that Ziggy did:

    • Played guitar
    • Jammed good
    • Played it left-hand
    • Made it too far
    • Became the special man
    • Really sang

    Things that Ziggy was able to do:

    • Lick them by smiling
    • Leave them to hang
    • Again, play guitar

    More things that Ziggy did:

    • Came on so loaded man
    • Played for time
    • Jived us that we were voodoo
    • Took it all too far
    • Made love with his ego
    • Sucked up into his mind
    • Played guitar

    The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

    Ooops, that wasn't quite complete.

    Attributes of Ziggy:

    • Screwed-up eyes
    • Screwed-down hairdo
    • Well-hung
    • Snow-white tan

    Things Ziggy resembled:

    • Some cat from Japan
    • A leper messiah

    The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

    Actions performed by protagonist:
    A: Drinking.
    B: Singing.
    C: Pissing.
    D: Getting knocked down.

    Re A:
      i) Quantity of distinct drinks consumed:
        • 4.
      ii) Total quantity of drinks consumed:
        • Exact amount uncertain; apparently large.
      iii) Main alcoholic ingredients of said drinks:
        • Whisky.
        • Vodka.
        • Lager.
        • Cider.

    Re B:
      i) Attendant circumstance of singing:
        • Victory.
      ii) Mnemonic properties of songs sung:
        • Reminiscent of good times.
        • Reminiscent of better times.
      iii) Personage invoked by song:
        • One "Danny Boy".
      iv) Miscellaneous content of song:
        • Request to neighbour not to lament protagonist's situation.

    Re C:
      i) Hyperbolic description of duration of pissing:
        • "The night away".

    Re D:
      i) Physical attitude assumed upon suffering act of violence:
        • Arising.
      ii) Mental attitude assumed upon suffering act of violence:
        • Indefatigable, steadfast.

    OleM (OleM), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

    Nicely played, OleM.

    Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

    Current location:
    •the jungle

    Items we possess:
    •fun n'games
    •everything you want
    •your disease
    •the names

    Items we can locate:
    •whatever you may need

    Common jungle activities:
    •live like an animal
    •play

    Jungle situation:
    •worsening daily

    Jungle comestibles:
    •the bright lights

    You are:
    •a very sexy girl
    •very hard to please

    Things you may or may not have:
    •the money, honey
    •anything you want

    My desires:
    •to hear you scream
    •to watch you bleed
    •for you to feel my serpentine

    Destinations to which the jungle will bring you:
    •your shananananananana knees
    •down, huh!

    greg, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

    She was:
    - a fast machine
    - the best damn woman that I've ever seen
    - knockin' me out with those American thighs
    - a one of a kind

    Things she did:
    - kept her motor clean
    - told me to come but I was already there
    - had me fighting for air
    - made a meal out of me and came back for more

    The walls were:
    - shakin'

    The earth was:
    - quakin'

    My mind was:
    - achin'

    People who shook me all night long:
    - you

    Max Sharp, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

    More hair rock!

    I am:
    • a wheel
    • the sun
    • the day
    • the night
    • the dark
    • the light
    • the man

    I can:
    • roll
    • feel
    • move
    • run
    • show you the way
    • see inside you

    You can't stop me
    • turning
    • burning

    Come:
    • down with fire
    • lift my spirit higher
    • and make me holy again

    I am located:
    • right beside you
    • on the silver mountain

    greg, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

    Summary: I am lazy (also wicked)

    Instances when I am lazy:
    • When I'm loving
    • When I play
    • With my girlfriend (x1000)
    • When I'm speaking
    • When I walk
    • When I'm dancing
    • When I walk (possible duplicate of "When I'm speaking)

    What comes out when I open up my mouth:
    • Nothin'
    • Nada
    • Never
    • How'd you like me now?

    Observations about some folk:
    • They got money
    • Have sweet lives
    • They make decisions
    • They clean the streets

    Suggest plan of action:
    • Imagine life is perfect and everything's working out

    Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

    -What I want
    A New Drug

    -Things that new drug won't make me
    sick
    crash my car
    feel three feet thick
    nervous, wondering what to do
    sleep all day
    talk too much
    feel too bad
    feel too good

    -Things that new drug will not make my face/mouth/eyes
    break out/too dry/too red

    -Condition in which that new drug won't keep me all night
    up

    -Other things that new drug will not do
    spill
    hurt my head

    -Things that new drug will do
    what it should

    -Form in which that new drug will not come
    pill

    -Cost of that new drug
    not too much

    -Person with which that new drug will make me feel like I'm alone
    you

    m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Thursday, 31 March 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)


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