For example, Queen's "We Will Rock You"
― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)
― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)
Slip out the backMake a new planHop on the busDrop off the key
Things you might need to discuss:
Not much
Things you don't need to be:
Coy
Things you need to get yourself:
Free
― Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)
Distinguishing feature- feasting on own heart (cannibal?)
Seeking- stuff (ie sex)
Type of stuff- hot (v.important)
Search mode- telephone + phone directory
Anticipated arrival- tonight, ie this evening
Level of desire:- want- need- gotta have
Type of lover- unattached or bored, ie needs another- warm blooded- wild man
Destination- back home
― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)
- A unicorn (heading the Mystical Way)- a thousand golden angels at play- centaurs- elves- bright fairies all in colours of Jade- seven solemn flying silvered regal horses- seven golden chariots in tow (a wonder to behold!)- The "Seven Lords of the Mountains of Time"- A giant tent rising one thousand feet high from the floor- Townpeople- The "Seventh Lord of the Seventh Age"- Visions of: Grecian galleons, The Sack of Troy, the Gardens of Babylon, The gigantic dreams of Alexander the Great- Zeusplus more animalsplus more angels
None of these things:- clowns- tigers- lions- bears- candy-floss- toffee apples
― Joe (Joe), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)
Action items:-- change
Prerequisites:-- I must be with her now
Recommendations:-- drugs to cure my ills
Results:-- my ills are with me still
Conclusion:-- if I were with her now ...
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)
― happy jack, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)
― happy jack, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)
1. Sleep2. Travel3. A mansion up in the hills4. Love your neighbor 'til his wife gets home
Thanks, Jim.
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)
-your mercury mouth in the missionary times-your eyes like smoke and your prayers like rhymes-your silver cross, and your voice like chimes-your pockets well protected at last-your streetcar visions which you place on the grass-your flesh like silk, and your face like glass-your sheets like metal and your belt like lace-your deck of cards missing the jack and the ace-your basement clothes and your hollow face-your silhouette when the sunlight dims-your eyes where the moonlight swims-your match-book songs and your gypsy hymns-your childhood flames on your midnight rug-your Spanish manners and your mother's drugs-your cowboy mouth and your curfew plugs-your sheet-metal memory of Cannery Row-your magazine-husband who one day just had to go-your gentleness now, which you just can't help but show-your holy medallion which your fingertips fold-your saintlike face and your ghostlike soul-sea at your feet and the phony false alarm-the child of a hoodlum wrapped up in your arms
How I would describe myself/my possessions
-My warehouse eyes -my Arabian drums
Should I
-leave them by your gate-wait
How I would describe them/their intentions/actions
-the sad-eyed prophet says that no man comes-The kings of Tyrus with their convict listAre waiting in line for their geranium kis-the farmers and the businessmen, they all did decideTo show you the dead angels that they used to hide-They wished you'd accepted the blame for the farm
Questions I have for them
-Who among them do they think could carry you-Who among them would try to impress you-Who among them would try to impress you-who among them really wants just to kiss you-why did they pick you to sympathize with their side
― Masked Gazza, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)
cmd> let it all blow
Menu:
Option 1: Option 2: Down
Select:
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 08:04 (twenty years ago)
― b b, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)
A) StayB) Go
Consequences:
A) Will be troubleB) Will be double
― ath, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)
Desired eqivalency:1. Your need of my love2. My need of you
Request:-Hold me (x2)-Love me (x2)
What I don't not have eight days a week:-Love
What I don't have eight days a week:-Enough time to show I care
What's always on my mind:-Love for you
Vocalisable facts:-Love you all the time
― theophilus jones (theophilus), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)
Things which people call me:• the space cowboy• the gangster of love• Maurice
Things which I am:• A picker• A grinner• A lover • A sinner• A joker, • A smoker• A midnight toker
― The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)
A. On your ownB. With no direction homeC. Like a complete unknownD. Like a rolling stone
― The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)
What I am: not aware What I'm not aware of: too many things what I amWhat I know: what I know if you know what I mean.What philosophy is: the talk on a cereal box. a walk on the slippery rocksWhat religion is: the smile on a dowg. a light in the fogInstructions and questions for you: Choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep. Are you what you are - or what? Do you know what I mean?
What I know: what I know
if you know what I mean.
What philosophy is: the talk on a cereal box. a walk on the slippery rocks
What religion is: the smile on a dowg. a light in the fog
Instructions and questions for you: Choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep. Are you what you are - or what? Do you know what I mean?
― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)
110 IF (Y="CAN NEED") THEN (Z="CAN CARE")
120 IF (Z="CAN CARE") THEN (U="CAN LOVE")
130 ON X = "CAN WANT" GOSUB 210
210 PRINT "I'LL BE THERE"
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)
Things that the detectives are doing:• Shooting• Shooting• Shooting• Shooting• Beating him up
― The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)
-A heaven-A gateway-A hope-This feeling inside
Things it hurts me to do:
-Treat you this way
Things that are too hard to say:
-Words I've never heard
Things I think I'll do tonight:
-Walk alone-Find myself as I get home
Things you've got:
-Green eyes-Blue eyes-Grey eyes
Things you are not quite like:
-Anyone I've met before-Anyone I've seen before
Things that hit the people down below:
-Thoughts from above
Places people of this world have to go:
...
― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)
-A sex bomb, my baby, yeah
― Douglas (Douglas), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)
TeddyCathyBobbyG-bergGeorgieSlyBobbyMaryBobbieJudyEddieTonyBrian
What they all had in common, other than dying:They were all Jim Carroll's friends
People who killed:HerbieThe very same bikers
Very dangerous things for people who know Jim Carroll to do:Sniffing glue at 12 years oldIngesting 26 reds and a bottle of wineGetting leukemiaLetting one's gimmicks go rottenTaking a bullet in the headOD'ing on DranoTaking a dry dive from a hotel roomHanging oneself from a cell in the tombsJumping in front of a subway trainGetting slit in the jugular veinHanging out on the Boys' Club roof (particularly with Herbie)Ratting on some bikers
People who thought they could fly:Tony
People who couldn't fly:Tony
― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)
1. An old man turning ninety-eight, winning the lottery and then dying the next day 2. A black fly in your Chardonnay 3. A death row pardon two minutes too late 4. Rain on your wedding day 5. A free ride when you've already paid 6. The good advice that you just didn't take 7. Mr. Play It Safe being afraid to fly, yet getting killed in a plane crash8. A traffic jam when you're already late 9. A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break 10. Ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife 11. Meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)
Things you need:SunscreenCalciumYour kneesAdvice (but be careful whose advice you buy)Your old love lettersCompliments
Things you don't need:JealousyYour old bank statementsBeauty MagazinesInsults
Things you should do:Enjoy your youthDo stuff that scares youSingDanceEnjoy your bodyUse your bodyRead directions (although you need not necessarily follow them)Travel
Things you shouldn't do:Worrying about the futureKnowing what you are going to do with your lifeMessing with your hair (unless you want to look 85 at the age of 40)Congratulation yourself (at least not too much)
Places where you should live:New York City (but leave before it makes you hard)Northern California (but leave before it makes you soft)
People should be nice against and/or respect:Other people (particularly their hearts)Your siblingsYour parentsYour elders
Stuff you cannot do anything about no matter what you want to:The futureWhether you're behind other people or notWhether you'll marry or notWhether you'll have children or notWhether you'll divorce at 40 or notWhether you'll be able to dance the Funky Chicken at your 75th anniversary or notFriends coming and goingPrices risingPolicians philanderingYou getting oldWhether people will support you or notHaving a trust found or notHaving a wealthy spot or not
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)
A little bit of everything all rolled into onebitchloverchildmothersinnersaintnot ashamedyour hellyour dreamnothing inbetweena teasea goddess on my kneesyour angel undercovernumbrevived
(and a purveyor of shit songs, but unfortunately that's not explicit in this list, though undeniably true nonetheless)
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)
Born:-- in a crossfire hurricane
Raised:-- by a toothless bearded hag
Schooling:-- with a strap right across my back
Interests:-- howling at my Ma in the driving rain
Relevant Experience:-- was drowned, washed up, and left for dead-- crowned with a spike right through my head
Health issues:-- bloody feet
Dietary restrictions:-- dislike for the crumbs of a crust of bread
Other comments:-- it's all right-- it's a gas
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)
12 partridges in 12 pear trees22 turtle doves30 French hens36 calling birds40 golden rings42 geese a-laying42 swans a-swimming40 maids a-milking36 ladies dancing30 lords a-leaping22 pipers piping12 drummers drumming
― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)
What she wanted to do:Live like common people, basically. Including sleeping with them, seeing whatever they see and doing whatever they do. She also had a general thirst for knowledge
What she needed to do to be able to fullfil her wish:Pretend she's got no moneyRent a flat about a shopCut her hair and get a jobSmoke fagsPlay poolPretend she never went to school
Reasons why she could never have things the way she wanted:She couldn't imagine what it was like to have no moneyIf she called her dad, he could stop her from being wealthy at anytime
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)
How many roads must a man walk before you may call him a man?How many seas must a white dove sail getting to sleep?How many times must cannonballs fly before they are banned forever?How many times must a man look up to be able to spot the sky?How many ears does one need to hear people cry?How many must die before too many have died?How long does it take for a mountain to get washed to the sea?How many years of existing must some people cope with until they are allowed to be free?How many times can a man pretend he just doesn't see?
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)
― Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)
Getting the facts straight:- God doesn't exist- There are no saints- There are no sinners- The Bible was written by crazy humans, some of which still believe that junk is true- The Father, Son and Holy Ghost are all just a hoax- Mankind must have made God. And the Devil too!
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)
Repeat as necessary.
― Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)
and according to an earlier draft of the song,(D) White Trash
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)
What money can do:- take you far
Thinngs making you look just like a queen:- backstage pass - black sunglasses
What I want and need to know:do you love me?
What I just gotta know:if you really really really, really love me.
― Moongood, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)
― The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)
― theophilus jones (theophilus), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)
- An oven mitt - Present notebook for you - A bit of Iggy Stooge - Reduced smoking habit - Sex but not having it - One face - Two face new - Slippery shoes for your horrible feet - To love her so much - "Us as pressure group" - Face with girl past - A profile that is low-key- To meet your horrible new dad with a grudge against me - A censor - "Face mag for arse" - Three rules of audience - Mug of Geoff Travis, framed - The book Theft is Vision by the brothers Copeland.- Finance luck
― Joe (Joe), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)
Time of celebration?Etonight
Special Management directive:?Edo not stop dancing
Objective of music?Eto feel feeling
Frequency of meeting?EOne more time
― Good Dog (Good Dog), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)
- You look like Siouxie Sioux- this outfit appears to have taken some time, which is an inefficient use of resources- You seem to be wearing black much of the time- Other patrons have noticed you reciting poetry - this is not appreciated, we would prefer you concentrate on the consumption of wine as provided, not fraternise with others- this notion of intellectualism appears to be a cover for your sexual preferences- You also have been reported as having a job at "Hardees", this is not allowed by policy
Artists it has been said you like to dance to:
- the Communards- Book of Love- the Smiths- Depeche Mode- Public Image Limited- Naked Truth
Requested action:- Cease supporting the European arts, and instead channel finances towards local product, such as ourselves.
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)
• Played guitar• Jammed good • Played it left-hand• Made it too far• Became the special man• Really sang
Things that Ziggy was able to do:
• Lick them by smiling• Leave them to hang• Again, play guitar
More things that Ziggy did:
• Came on so loaded man• Played for time• Jived us that we were voodoo• Took it all too far• Made love with his ego• Sucked up into his mind• Played guitar
― The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)
Attributes of Ziggy:
• Screwed-up eyes• Screwed-down hairdo• Well-hung• Snow-white tan
Things Ziggy resembled:
• Some cat from Japan• A leper messiah
― The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)
Re A:  i) Quantity of distinct drinks consumed:    • 4.  ii) Total quantity of drinks consumed:    • Exact amount uncertain; apparently large.  iii) Main alcoholic ingredients of said drinks:    • Whisky.    • Vodka.    • Lager.    • Cider.
Re B:  i) Attendant circumstance of singing:    • Victory.  ii) Mnemonic properties of songs sung:    • Reminiscent of good times.    • Reminiscent of better times.  iii) Personage invoked by song:    • One "Danny Boy".  iv) Miscellaneous content of song:    • Request to neighbour not to lament protagonist's situation.
Re C:  i) Hyperbolic description of duration of pissing:    • "The night away".
Re D:  i) Physical attitude assumed upon suffering act of violence:    • Arising.  ii) Mental attitude assumed upon suffering act of violence:    • Indefatigable, steadfast.
― OleM (OleM), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)
Items we possess:•fun n'games•everything you want•your disease•the names
Items we can locate:•whatever you may need
Common jungle activities:•live like an animal•play
Jungle situation:•worsening daily
Jungle comestibles:•the bright lights
You are:•a very sexy girl•very hard to please
Things you may or may not have:•the money, honey•anything you want
My desires:•to hear you scream•to watch you bleed•for you to feel my serpentine
Destinations to which the jungle will bring you:•your shananananananana knees•down, huh!
― greg, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)
Things she did:- kept her motor clean- told me to come but I was already there- had me fighting for air- made a meal out of me and came back for more
The walls were:- shakin'
The earth was:- quakin'
My mind was:- achin'
People who shook me all night long:- you
― Max Sharp, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)
I am:• a wheel• the sun• the day• the night• the dark• the light• the man
I can:• roll• feel• move• run• show you the way• see inside you
You can't stop me• turning• burning
Come:• down with fire• lift my spirit higher• and make me holy again
I am located:• right beside you• on the silver mountain
― greg, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)
Instances when I am lazy:• When I'm loving• When I play• With my girlfriend (x1000)• When I'm speaking• When I walk• When I'm dancing• When I walk (possible duplicate of "When I'm speaking)
What comes out when I open up my mouth:• Nothin'• Nada• Never• How'd you like me now?
Observations about some folk:• They got money• Have sweet lives• They make decisions• They clean the streets
Suggest plan of action:• Imagine life is perfect and everything's working out
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)
-Things that new drug won't make me sick crash my car feel three feet thick nervous, wondering what to do sleep all day talk too much feel too bad feel too good
-Things that new drug will not make my face/mouth/eyes break out/too dry/too red
-Condition in which that new drug won't keep me all night up
-Other things that new drug will not do spill hurt my head
-Things that new drug will do what it should
-Form in which that new drug will not come pill
-Cost of that new drug not too much
-Person with which that new drug will make me feel like I'm alone you
― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Thursday, 31 March 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)