My New Theory

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
My New Theory:

If you don't own the Residents "Duck Stab/Buster and Glen" album, you don't know a darn thing about good music.

Sure, the theory is full of logistical holes, but I don't particulary care.

Gage-o, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and I know I misspelled "particularly." I was eating and typing at the same time.

Gage-o, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Counterproposal: If you don't own Then then you don't know jack about good music.
Besides, none of the local WalMart/K-Mart/Korportate DroneMart stores around here carry any Residents records. They don't even carry Zappa ferchrissakes!

Lord Custos, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Expand upon the logistics of holes, pray. Do you have a hole gage, Gage-o? I can't guage what you mean, but I find your phrase engaging.

Momus, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Let me use some lyrics to explain : "HERE I COME, CONSTANTINOPLE, HERE I COME CONSTANTINOPLE, HERE I COME CONSTANTINOPLE, HERE I COME!"

Gage-o, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What if you have the Residents' videogame for Mac? Does that qualify?

Mickey Black Eyes, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

HERE I COME, CONSTANTINOPLE

Though I know the lyric and all, this sounds more like They Might Be Giants in a porn film right now, and that makes me sad.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If you don't own the Residents "Duck Stab/Buster and Glen" album, you don't know a darn thing about good music.
Damn it. Hey I am a chick. What do I know about good musick? ;-)

helenfordsdale, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ned, that's because the Residents did that track before TMBG. A fact that has haunted me; the two in the same breath makes me shiver.

emil.y, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my theory anyone who even heard of this crap let alone listen to it is saddo.

XStatic Peace, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ned, that's because the Residents did that track before TMBG

Oh, I know. It's still disturbing.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my theory anyone who even heard of this crap let alone listen to it is saddo.
At least we can blame it on the musick.

helenfordsdale, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Though I know the lyric and all, this sounds more like They Might Be Giants in a porn film right now, and that makes me sad.

John "Long Shlong Silver" Linell and John "Hedgehog" Flandsburg send their regards.

Lord Custos, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I know I'm probably setting myself up for a beating, but what does everyone have against They Might Be Giants? Admittedly, I haven't been terribly taken with their most recent stuff, but I quite like their earlier albums.

Prude, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.