Elton John RIP

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I thought Id get on the April fools bandwagon.

David Allen (David Allen), Friday, 1 April 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

My god, he was so YOUNG!

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 April 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

"I Won't Let Your Son Go Down On Me".

darren (darren), Friday, 1 April 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

Q: What did Elton John say after his hair caught fire on stage?

A: that was a hair razing moment.

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 1 April 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

Oh, for fuck's sake, STOP THAT.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

I thought he died in 1989.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Friday, 1 April 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

q: what did elton john say to the woman who offered him a blowjob?

a: no thanks, i'm gay

scg, Friday, 1 April 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

He just died in your arms tonight.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

God help anyone who actually dies today.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 1 April 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

TV's Minder Dead?

Television's Minder, Denis Waterman, is feared dead today after he trapped his head inside a piano.

Waterman was found by his cleaner at 6 am this morning with major head wounds.

"I called an ambulance immediately", she said.

"He was just slumped at the piano. There was blood everywhere, all over the carpet and some on the curtains. A little blood was on his shirt, but not that much."

Paramedics at the scene rushed him to hospital where he has remained in a critical position.

"Obviously we can't give too much away as it stands, but we are looking at major brain damage at the least."

Tributes have been pouring in to the television star, who had a Top 10 hit in 1983 with the theme tune to popular 80's television show, Minder.

"I don't know, if only we could change the situation," said a distraught fan. "I guess it's just a case of right people, right time, just the wrong location."

scg, Friday, 1 April 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

"Think I'm Gonna Kill Myself"...

edd s hurt (ddduncan), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

I thought he died in 1989.

Dunno, but, apparently, someone saved his life in 1975.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 1 April 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

fourteen years pass...

guted

nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Friday, 7 February 2020 16:51 (five years ago)

*gutted

nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Friday, 7 February 2020 16:52 (five years ago)


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