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Q: What would you get if the host of Fear Factor fell into a vat of vietnamese fish sauce?

A: Stank Rogan

Q: What do you get when you cross the emperor of Baltimore with blue rags?

A: Al Cripley

Q: Which Chicago man, in 2003, became both gay icon, as well as black icon?

A: http://members.aol.com/darrenscoq/images/bdicrescenzo.gif

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 2 April 2005 09:20 (twenty years ago)

dude, you're weird.

― NORTH, Saturday, 2 April 2005 09:30 (twenty years ago)

Erm, what happens when you put Rod Flanders' brother in the microwave?

― Josh Love (screamapillar), Saturday, 2 April 2005 10:31 (twenty years ago)

give up?

― Josh Love (screamapillar), Saturday, 2 April 2005 11:04 (twenty years ago)

Yes, give it to me!

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 2 April 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

What does water do to the Wicked Witch of the West, Cap'n?

Arr! Melts 'er.

― brianiac (briania), Saturday, 2 April 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

okay, rhyming:
Whattaya get after you walk through her?
Slick galoshes.

― brianiac (briania), Saturday, 2 April 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

Nick Tosches?

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 2 April 2005 12:53 (twenty years ago)

TODD BURNS!

― Josh Love (screamapillar), Saturday, 2 April 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

sorry for the delayed payoff

― Josh Love (screamapillar), Saturday, 2 April 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

i guess i kinda cheated since I'm supposed to fuck around with the actual name itself.

― Josh Love (screamapillar), Saturday, 2 April 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

dude, shhh on the Cripley! I can't even walk in L.A. anymore.

― Al (sitcom), Saturday, 2 April 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

How does Ann get out of trouble when she's a superhero?

She uses her Ann Powers.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Saturday, 2 April 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

Nothing rhymes with Michaelangelo Matos

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Sunday, 3 April 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

pike and jello nachos

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 3 April 2005 04:10 (twenty years ago)

Well, I'll say this much: this game's blunt.

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Sunday, 3 April 2005 06:45 (twenty years ago)

(Face it: This one was bound to show up eventually...)

Q: How might Dan White have referred to Harvey Milk?

A: Ded Faggett!

(My apologies all 'round)

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Sunday, 3 April 2005 10:21 (twenty years ago)

^LOL hardcore

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, 3 April 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)

I was wondering what someone would do. (But that's a better joke than I expected!)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 3 April 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

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