Artists who look nothing like they sound?

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Not sure if its been done before, but you get it right? As in their music, especially their voice doesnt seem to match their faces.

dmun, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 08:57 (twenty years ago)

Mike Love

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 08:59 (twenty years ago)

Roger Taylor of Queen

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:11 (twenty years ago)

Aaron Neville

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:13 (twenty years ago)

Rick Astley

Sven Basted (blueski), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:14 (twenty years ago)

That's a good one!

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:22 (twenty years ago)

Mick Hucknall

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:23 (twenty years ago)

Van Morrison

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:24 (twenty years ago)

Snow

Sven Basted (blueski), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:27 (twenty years ago)

I could not, at the time, believe what The Pixies looked like when I first saw the "Here Comes Your Man" video [Record sleeves were little help, and I certainly wasn't reading the NME or whatever as a wee lad].

Nag! Nag! Nag! (Nag! Nag! Nag!), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mego.at/images/artist_merzbow1.JPG

b b, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 11:57 (twenty years ago)

He looks like he produces tons of unlistenable art.

Just a stab in the dark...

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

Junior Boys.

Mark (MarkR), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

Charley Pride....................... obviously

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 12:00 (twenty years ago)

That hippie guy in Chemical Brothers. Tom Rowlands, is it?

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

Jimmy Scott.

Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

Angie Aparo.

The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

Robert Wyatt

What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

Well, his voice at least...

What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

Ian Curtis - booming deep voice and cherubic looks

Bob Six (bobbysix), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

Cherubic? Really? Wasted more like.

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

Neil Hannon

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

Well I'm thinking in particular of the So It Goes appearance for Shadowplay.

He looks young and innocent more than wasted to me.

(x-post)

Bob Six (bobbysix), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

Edan

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

Mark R stole mine.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

Actually, I'm not sure what I expected Tim Harrington of Les Savy Fav to look like, but that wasn't it.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

My man Alex Chilton singing "The Letter."

toothy philanthropist, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Indeed, and thus the young Stevie Winwood

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

AHH, jaymc stole mine. How about turning this into a picture thread?

http://www.mattfoto.com/blog/images/lesavyfav.jpg

Jena (JenaP), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

lisa stansfield

mucho, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

Nick Gilder

donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

Haha, awesome, Jena!

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Dusty Springfield

Yngwie AlmsteenMay (sgertz), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

Whatshername the singer for "Romeo Void". Broke my teenage heart.

I'm pretty sure I would not "like her better if we slept together..."

John Justen (johnjusten), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

So, this thread is really "I didn't know they were white" with a few detours into "I didn't know they were fat"...right?

Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Antony (and the Johnsons)

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Well, it's easier than finding people that sound fat but are suprisingly skinny...

However, to satiate you, I didn't know that Darius Rucker was black. And I never really cared either.

Happy now? Shhh...people are having fun.

John Justen (johnjusten), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

I totally thought Heintje was a woman when I heard the singing; then I look at the record and whoah, it's a twelve year old boy. Oops.

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

Billy Joel. He used to be a boxer!

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

So, this thread is really "I didn't know they were white" with a few detours into "I didn't know they were fat"...right?

Well, to be fair, Tim Harrington is kind of "I didn't know they were OH MY GOD IT IS SASQUATCH." That is one. Hairy. Dude. Great singer, great band, but the man is a wookiee.

Telephonething, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

http://observer.thecentre.centennialcollege.ca/entertain/entimages/nomeansno02.jpg

Nomeansno

(well according to their press photos, at least)

donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

I was a bit shocked at my first Nomeansno gig when I saw this Phil Donahue lookalike roadie guy walking around the stage setting stuff up, and he turned out to be Rob Wright, the bassist/vocalist/frontman... (later, when Newt Gingrich became a known figure in politics, I was convinced it was Rob Wright in disguise)

donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

Lady Sovereign.

Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

The Pixies

Seconded. I remember being shocked when I first looked at their pics on the Bossanove booklet. Actually, I kind of liked their style.

daavid (daavid), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

the organ

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

So... what did you guys think Pixies looked like before actually seeing them?

donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

Magas

http://home.wanadoo.nl/unsane/cell/bands/magas01.jpg

donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

I honestly cannot imagine Black Francis' voice not coming from a fat guy. And I mean that in a really good way.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

So... what did you guys think Pixies looked like before actually seeing them?

Having heard all that pre-Bossa Nova stuff without a single clue, I'd constructed a more stereotypically evil and psychotic, perhaps even leather-clad, image in my head. Like the Cramps maybe. Hehehe. I suspect that was just me though.

Then the "Here Comes Your Man" clip just made them all look so sweet, even if that bizarre lip-synching did little to reassure me about the psychosis.

Nag! Nag! Nag! (Nag! Nag! Nag!), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

The Strokes

Heavy Tom Petty, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 07:42 (twenty years ago)

yeah, Les Savy Fav, totally.

g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 10:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jah.ne.jp/~fukufuku/footie_songs/club/club_pix/man_c/sidebottoms.gif

Huey (Huey), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 10:53 (twenty years ago)

After watching the Family Jewels deev - Angus Young!

Most kids that age woulda been trying to come to grips with Wild Thing.

The Velvet Overlord (The Velvet Overlord), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.chairkickers.com/images/images/image13.gif

...and i love them for it.

jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:20 (twenty years ago)

This might just be me, but I always thought Ghostface Killah would look a lot more "adolescent." Instead he is a Beardy McBeardbeard.

Yejoon (Yejoon), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

Robin Guthrie!

fdgd, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

Devendra Banhart - what do you mean he isn't a whiskery old black lady from Louisiana?!

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

Regarding Queen:
Roger Taylor sounds roughly like one would expect Brian May to sound like.
Brian May sounds roughly like one would expect Roger Taylor to sound like.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

seven years pass...

Alex Clare

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 15 June 2012 11:02 (thirteen years ago)

Refused look like the Inspiral Carpets more than a hardcore band.

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Friday, 15 June 2012 12:58 (thirteen years ago)

Nisennenmondai.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 15 June 2012 13:10 (thirteen years ago)


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