Oi Peace Cunt you should be PISS I listen to darlin' Kylie you sayin'
I'm PEDO you wanna fucking SLAAAAAP?
I listen to Kylie and Sophie bloody hell i know i know i know god i
wanna fuck em both at the same time like peru nose flute and get ol
natalie in too I'll do er out my ear'ole omigod where's my cherry
blossom Pledge wot you DUN WITH IT SHORRAN YOU FLOOZY USELESS TART
YOU COME 'ERE NAAAAAAAAAAAH!
― Chingford Tor Ascender, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)