HUEY LEWIS & THE NEWS vs YO YO MA vs PDQ BACH vs NUSRAT FATEH ALI KHAN

I think Ma and PDQ would kick back with some tea while they watched Nusrat either reduce Huey et al to paste with his mighty bulk, or else blow Huey et al across the room with his huge lungs. Huey would probably survive because as every groupie knows, he's huge, and would attempt an atomic piledriver on Nusrat as he walked away haughtily. The piledriver would not succeed. While Huey lay in a pool of blood, PDQ and Ma would jump off the ropes and commence to beating Nusrat with a pool cue and a folding chair. Nusrat would get them to lay off by asking Ma what world-music crossover album he hasn't already done, and as Ma ponders this Nusrat would crush PDQ's head into one of his incense-scented folds, depriving PDQ of air and rendering him unconscious. Nusrat and Ma would decide to cut a record together, which would sell millions despite being awful.

it could work, until Ma turns on Nusrat in an attempt for singles glory

still can't remember what this came from

one of these bitches is not a middlebrow icon

yo yo ma is straight bitchin my lexin yo