re-Imagining 'Twee' lyrics in sexual context

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Cinerama - Me Next (Orgy version)

I was too scared to phone
In case you were alone
So I called up your best friend instead
Because I had to know
Oh, and when I asked her
If you two were
up for an ORGY, she said:
"I think so"
And please don't think that I'm suggesting you're over-sexed
But if he's really done
Oh please, can I be the next?
Let me be the next
And if you really knew
How much I'd worshipped you
Right from the first time we spoke
Would you have relented?
But all those looks we'd share
When he was there
Do you think that was all just a joke?
Oh well I meant it
And please don't think that I'm suggesting you're over-sexed
But if he's really done
Oh please, can I be the next?
Let me be the next
Please, can I be the next?
Let me be the next
Please, can I be the next?
Let me be the next

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 11 April 2005 11:21 (twenty years ago)

most gedge lyrics are pretty sexual in their own right

― rentboy (rentboy), Monday, 11 April 2005 11:23 (twenty years ago)

that became quickly apparent as i googled for these

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 11 April 2005 11:23 (twenty years ago)

but I can get down with this thread

How about Heavenly's "Gimmehead Boy" or that fantastic randy single by The Field Mice "Emma's Whorehouse"

― rentboy (rentboy), Monday, 11 April 2005 11:26 (twenty years ago)

Heavenly - Wrap My Ass Around Him

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 11 April 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

Another Sunny Day "I'm in love with a girl who doesn't know I can fist"

― rentboy (rentboy), Monday, 11 April 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

The Pastels - Erotic Arcade

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 11 April 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)

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