There are two types of men in this world: The gay ones and the ones that would voluntarily pull out their wisdom teeth with their bare hands in order to score with Britney Spears in the "Toxic" video

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You know - where she's dressed as an airline pilot?

Man, you don't see airline pilots like that on Continental Airways.

― NamC, Monday, 11 April 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

im not sure if id go that far. especially since now she seems only addicted to cheese fries. does she know that they're toxic?

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 11 April 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

Yeah man, but don't she look hot in her videos?

― NamC, Monday, 11 April 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thesunmachine.net/images/trailer.gif

"Calum Robert Waddell, I want you to jump Mama's bottle, hun"

― donut debonair (donut), Monday, 11 April 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://thad.notagoth.org/teeth/teeth.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 April 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

http://thad.notagoth.org/teeth/teeth.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 April 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

How's the bird, I mean, your girlfriend doing, Calum Robert Waddell?

― donut debonair (donut), Monday, 11 April 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry, but Britney Spears is not that hot. If she weren't famous, most people wouldn't look twice at her. If that makes me gay, so be it.

― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 11 April 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

Hmm. Thank god I'm gay then.

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 11 April 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

I've had an itchy arse in the last couple of days. It may be a worm. I would like someone to lick it, all day, for money.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 11 April 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

Come off it it, the Oops vid is the one.

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Monday, 11 April 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ronaldbrucemeyer.com/revugifs/dentist.gif

is it safe?

― startrekman, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry, but Britney Spears is not that hot. If she weren't famous, most people wouldn't look twice at her. If that makes me gay, so be it.

seriously dude, her hotness is so incredibly overrated. her eyes freak me out with their overly wide-spacedness.

― Zack Richardson (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

http://midi.ovl.ru/muz_news/img/britney_ugly.jpg

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

I am hella gay, but I would be willing to make out with Britney in exchange for a lifetime of free comprehensive medical and dental care at her expense. Do tell her I'm available.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 08:34 (twenty years ago)

now if you said betty boo . . .

― frenchbloke (frenchbloke), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 09:10 (twenty years ago)

Man, you don't see airline pilots like that on Continental Airways.

you're not allowed into the cockpit (oh boy i said cock).

― nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 10:20 (twenty years ago)

I've still never heard "Toxic", amazingly, and I probably never will.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

Britney Spears would turn me gay even if I weren't gay already. Anyway, have you seen any pix of her lately? She looks nothing like the "Toxic" temptress anymore. I'm just saying.

― ffirehorse (firehorse), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

I love how "Toxic" was on the jukebox at the end of the world in the new Dr Who series, as an example of a "traditional ballad."

― schwantz, Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

1. britney may not be my type, but she does look hot in videos
2. (and in an earlier era when she was not overly done up, as seen wearing sweatpants in 'crossroad.')
3. she's been on a break from the show business in order to make questionable personal life decisions, so she doesn't have to be anorex, or even wear shoes into gasstation restrooms.
4. she's with child now.

― carly (carly), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

She is a beautiful young lady.

I don't like those silly touches on the new Dr Who.

― the bluefox, Friday, 15 April 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

http://netfiles.uiuc.edu/ykoh/www/emot-downs.gif

― Yejoon (Yejoon), Friday, 15 April 2005 11:12 (twenty years ago)

I've done a lot worse.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

lol

― Surmounter, Sunday, 22 July 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

You searching for any threads with the word "gay" in'em?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, 22 July 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

a choice time to discuss wisdom teeth, and/or Britney, however. Was she really filming a new video, or just wearing abnormal gettup?

― o-ess, Sunday, 22 July 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

My wisdom teeth, while coming in nicely, have been giving my aches the past couple days.

― The Reverend, Sunday, 22 July 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

this seems to be it:
http://www.stereogum.com/img/toxic1.jpg

ok, sorta cute, but i love my wisdom teeth more

― Heave Ho, Sunday, 22 July 2007 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

a choice time to discuss wisdom teeth, and/or Britney, however. Was she really filming a new video, or just wearing abnormal gettup?

Really?

― I know, right?, Sunday, 22 July 2007 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

um no that's not quite IT

http://www.ipodarchive.com/screens/366.jpg

bad pic but it's basically her wearing glitter. yea, there are plenty of reasons why a gay man might go straight in that video

― Surmounter, Sunday, 22 July 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

and xp yea i heard she was filming new vid.

outfit:

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/07/0719_britney_spears_set_flynet.jpg

― Surmounter, Sunday, 22 July 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

but this should really be happening on the new Brit album thread on ILE

― Surmounter, Sunday, 22 July 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

― o-ess, Monday, 23 July 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

So I'm gay, I knew it!

― Tuomas, Monday, 23 July 2007 07:13 (eighteen years ago)

To mean Britney has always looked horrible, and that glittery thing only made her more horrible.

― Tuomas, Monday, 23 July 2007 07:14 (eighteen years ago)

yea, there are plenty of reasons why a gay man might go straight in that video

What, because she looks like a drag queen in it?

― Casuistry, Monday, 23 July 2007 07:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.evangeline.co.uk/images%5Cproducts%5Cblowing_my_mind_md.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 23 July 2007 07:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://triplea.animeblogger.net/controversy.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 23 July 2007 07:32 (eighteen years ago)

Stewardess Britney>>>>glitter Britney

― President Evil, Monday, 23 July 2007 07:39 (eighteen years ago)

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