Guitar=Fallus vs Sampler=clitoris

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According to Omar, our Dutch cheezwiz, the sampler represents the clitoris in music.

― Freudian Schlip, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So Kathleen Hanna discovered the sampler/clitoris? (Neue Anzwerz)

― helenfordsdale, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Depends, for some it's a uterus

― dave q, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What Helen, do you really think we didn't discuss this before? ;) I'm remember a thread with trashing guitars and Alec Empire burning his clitoris. Sampler as uterus is nice though.

― Omar, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Alec Empire burning his clitoris

You have officially hurt my head for today. ARGH.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hey! Keep it on our board, will ya?;-)

― Alacran, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, the musician DOES keep running his fingers over it again and again and again and...uhhhh-aaaaaaahhhh...again.

― Lord Custos, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Most practitioners of the art of clitoral stimulation will avoid doing things like slamming their fingers on it repeatedly and twisting it in full circles. So maybe the analogy starts to disintegrate at a closer level of inspection? ;-)

― Clarke B., Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What Helen, do you really think we didn't discuss this before?

I am repressed, Omar dear. ;-)

― helenfordsdale, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought the riff = penis and guitar noise = vagina,according to The Sex Revolts.

― Damian, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have a twin-neck guitar, and a sampler. Now I am very confused.

― Norman Phay, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Confusion is sexy, Norman.

― helenfordsdale, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

so, wait - the donnas have bigger cocks than depeche mode?!

that explains a lot.

― your null fame, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bah! Depeche Mode are genderfuck, using both. So ta hell wit' ya, punk. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In the world according to this thread,what is the greatest album ever? *awaits inevitable answer from N. Raggett*

― Damian, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DI Go Pop, cos DI manipulated their clitorises using their phalluses.

― RickyT, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

RickyT speaks from my heart.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Clarke: there are many things to do to a "sampler"

― Sterling Clover, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Then do drum kits = frenulum then?

― DG, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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