They're Breeding Them In Tanks Now.

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― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 April 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

"There's no place like home
there's no place like home
cuz when i think of my family and friends
the love goes on forever...forever."

oh chrast.

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Sunday, 17 April 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

What the hell was the point of that?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 17 April 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

there was a previous thread about this kid.

ARE YOU READY FOR THE ZACK ATTACK?

― latebloomer: strawman knockdowner (latebloomer), Sunday, 17 April 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

While I was watching that, I spent the whole time trying to figure out if the singer was a boy or a girl.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 17 April 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

TS: Sparkle Motion vs. Zachary

― sleep (sleep), Sunday, 17 April 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

I watch that and I know we're from the same planet but he, and the people at that event, are from a totally different world than I am.

― gspm (gspm), Sunday, 17 April 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.funschool.com/features/zachary/

you can spend hours with this

― latebloomer: strawman knockdowner (latebloomer), Monday, 18 April 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NUZZINGK!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 April 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

The parents need a sound beating.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 April 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

That kid needs to lose weight if he's serious about stardom.

― Jacob (Jacob), Monday, 18 April 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

He also needs to learn how to lip-synch.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 April 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

Oh, Zachary is SO January. The kid does have the "reach for the stars and GRAB ONE" maneuver down, tho - there's a performance on his website displaying this technique in full bloom.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 18 April 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

there's something about the way his arms move that's very strange. it looks like when they shoot people walking backwards and then reverse the film in music videos.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 18 April 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

The thread title makes me wonder... what if, through some convolution in the course of history, the Soviet Union still existed and the USA and USSR engaged in some sort of bizarre-sexualized-moppet race?

― Heidy- Ho, Monday, 18 April 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

I'm waiting for the backstage footage where coked-up Zachary starts begging those two girls in the red tops for a three-way.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 18 April 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

Is "three-way" a slang term for lip liner?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 April 2005 11:13 (twenty years ago)

if it helps push the horrible thought of Naked Zachary away, sure

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

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