The Hooters -- Were they, in fact, Creepy Christians?

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"Yeah, they were the Israelites!"

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Springing off of this thread....
defend the indefensible: MR. MISTER ....I heard "All You Zombies" not too long ago and gave the lyrics a good listen for the first time. Color me crazy, but is there not some crazed Evangelical exhorting goin' on in that song?

Holy Moses met the Pharaoh
Yeah, he tried to set him straight
Looked him in the eye
"Let my people go"

Holy Moses on the mountain
High above the golden calf
Went to get the Ten Commandments
Yeah, he's just gonna break them in half!

{Chorus}
All you zombies hide your faces
All you people in the street
All you sittin' in high places
The pieces gonna fall on you

No one ever spoke to Noah
They all laughed at him instead
Working on his ark
Working all by himself

Only Noah saw it coming
Forty days and forty nights
Took his sons and daughters with him
Yeah, they were the Israelites

{Chorus}
The rain's gonna fall on you

Holy Father, what's the matter
Where have all your children gone
Sitting in the dark
Living all by themselves
You don't have to hide any more

All you zombies show your faces...
...The pieces gonna fall on you

All you zombies show your faces
(I know you're out there)
All you people in the street
(Let's see you)
All you sittin' in high places
It's all gonna fall on you

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 18 April 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

i don't think so but i could ask.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 April 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

Do you know them, Stence? Or were you going to ask Christ?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 18 April 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

i (literally) grew up w/ this band -- you couldn't listen to FM radio in the philadelphia metro area during the mid-80s WITHOUT hearing the hooters. even BEFORE they hit it big w/ nervous night.

"all you zombies" is more crypto-christian than "broken wings," i concede. better video, too (they end up sticking this skinhead w/ a derby hat on a meat hook, if i remember).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 18 April 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

MELODICA!!!

"And We Danced" is about the building of the Temple in Jerusalem.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 18 April 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

i will kinda defend them, too, if i gotta. they wrote most of the best songs on cyndi lauper's she's so unusual, for starters.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 18 April 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

No, the guy hanging upside down is a military figure.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 18 April 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

i think he was also a skinhead -- oh, ok, they shave their heads so maybe yer right.

how sad is it, that we remember the "all you zombies" video?!?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 18 April 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

"they" = "military figures." jarheads and all that.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 18 April 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

"where do the children go" = satan leading the children TO THEIR ETERNAL DAMNATION IN HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 18 April 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

"they wrote most of the best songs on cyndi lauper's she's so unusual, for starters."

except for girls just wanna have fun, she-bop, and money changes everything.

Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Monday, 18 April 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

Hey, but they did write Joan Osborne's "One of Us" -- nice softcore religiosity there, no doubt.

Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Monday, 18 April 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

girls just wanna have fun

yeah, that was robert hazard -- i forgot about that, i thought it was a hooters song. my bad!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 18 April 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

mr. "escalator of life," ANOTHER 80s philly rock-radio perennial.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 18 April 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

i know people who know, or knew, them.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 April 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

I thought I read somewhere that they, or at least one of them -- whoever wrote "What If God Was One of Us" -- was Jewish.

Lyra Jane (Lyra Jane), Monday, 18 April 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

one of the hooter co-writers of "what if god was one of us" is rob hyman (which SOUNDS like a jewish last name).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 18 April 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

This page says another writer, Eric Bazilian, was raised Jewish. Though it also mentions Christmas, so maybe he converted to Creepy Christiandom as an adult.

Lyra Jane (Lyra Jane), Monday, 18 April 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

I don't think The Hooters (or at least Bazilian and Hyman, the only Hooters that mattered) were Christian to any meaningful extent (whether either considers himself JEWISH or not is a different issue). Both seem to have some basic interest in spirituality, and both have/had a lot of interest in traditional folk music and in reggae, both of which had, on occasion, a strong religious component. And I think they liked to use that language to establish the connection between their pop and tradition, and to add some heft to their songs. But not religious per se.

Vornado (Vornado), Monday, 18 April 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

But it's all about the Old Testament -- no mention of Christ -- so they could well be Jewish.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 18 April 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

They weren't creepy, they were crepey.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 April 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

There was a little discussion of their Christian-ness during their brief pop moment. I think they said, yeah, they were religious, but they weren't trying to proselytize or anything. There was a mini-wave of early-mid-80s liberal/spiritual stuff (U2, Simple Minds, there were some others too), which provided the grist for a half-dozen "Rock Gets Religion" articles in your more annoying music and cultural publications.

"And We Danced," of course, is utterly classic. As is "Time After Time."

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 18 April 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

dang it, alex, now i got "all you zombies" in my head!

it's actually kinda police-y, and no melodica!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

six years pass...

Someone on International Feel should do a remix of "All You Zombies"

Clarke B., Tuesday, 26 July 2011 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

I saw them open for Squeeze in '86. One of them looked like Bill Murray.

henry s, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

ha, i saw them open for squeeze too, think it was 1985 tho at the pier in nyc. never liked them.

buzza, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

nine years pass...

I dunno re: the original question, but I'm impressed at how well Nervous Night holds up to my ears. I had the cassette back in the day and played it constantly for about a year or two before moving on and not looking back. Helps me make sense of a lot of the stuff I was interested in next (I dunno, like, the Silos). Could also draw a pretty straight line to the Counting Crows from here.

j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Monday, 10 May 2021 16:44 (four years ago)

> There was a mini-wave of early-mid-80s liberal/spiritual stuff (U2, Simple Minds, there were some others too)

definitely add The Call to that list

j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Monday, 10 May 2021 16:45 (four years ago)

Waterboys maybe?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 May 2021 17:15 (four years ago)

lol at this thread, as if there weren't a pile of Jewish songwriters that wrote Christian-y stuff. From Irving Berlin to Dylan and Leonard Cohen on down.

I found this interview bit with them from 1986:

Despite this, The Hooters aren't all fun and games. "All You Zombies," the first single, contains many biblical references scarcely veiled within the lyrics. "It's more spiritual," explains Hyman, "not literal as a religious song. We're getting a lot of mail with questions." King laughs, "They think we're a Christian rock band. 'Are you like Amy Grant?' " "It's more historical than religious," says Hyman, bringing back the seriousness of the subject. "People really relate to it—there's a lot of differing meanings. It's good as a writer to trigger thoughts." "We don't like to preach," states King, "If the song says anything, it's use your own mind and make your own decisions. Don't blindly accept somebody else's word."

From another interview:

Hyman told us: "I think the spirituality of it wasn't premeditated. I think everyone is a spiritual person in whatever they believe or not. There was no real agenda on our part. I know it got banned on several stations, which interested us - there were some Christian stations that refused to play it. There were articles - we never understood the controversy that much, but it stimulated activity. For a writer, that's the best thing you can do."

But then there's this, more recently:

... says Eric Bazilian from his home in St. David’s, Pa. “To me, it’s just what we’ve been doing all along. We’re just a band. We’re not a pop band. We’re a rock band doing some unexpected Christian tunes and musical influences. The fact that we use mandolins, accordions and saxophones makes it interesting. I think the fact that we have a Celtic folk influence makes it interesting and that our lyrics attempt to speak to the human condition.”

"unexpected Christian tunes"? I don't really know what the hell he's talking about here, maybe that he and Hyman are not Christian and the band is not a Christian rock band, but some people assumed they were and they didn't mind the attention?

Anyway, growing up around Philly, they were definitely popular enough that I actually bought the *fourth* album (Zig Zag; I had to look it up) the day it came out.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 May 2021 17:39 (four years ago)

this band seems incredibly wack and lame to me

brimstead, Monday, 10 May 2021 18:53 (four years ago)

Good thread, esp. quotes. For sure, the Old T. and much of the New are pop-ready, if you can handle the consequences---just ask Cecil B. DeMille, King ov Bible Movies in the Silent and 50s Technicolor Ages, though I don't think he ever had to deal with much pushback (his topless maidens were pre-Code, for one thing).
in the early 80s, the USA (cable) Network had an original series, The Hot Spot, in which a mobile recording unit would set up clubs and maybe other venues of major cities for a few days: The Hooters had a whole Faces-like, mod-pub-rock reggoid thing *down*, more or less in passing, on the way to "All You Zombies" etc. Also, in Musician: Player and Listener (magazine)'s "How I Wrote That Song," one of 'em got tired of his wife raving about L.Cohen, and started "What if God" or whatever the exact title is.

dow, Monday, 10 May 2021 19:24 (four years ago)

set up *in* clubs

dow, Monday, 10 May 2021 19:25 (four years ago)

"All You Zombies" is kind of a jam.

Living in Philly it's easy to get sick of "And We Danced" because it's everywhere.

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Tuesday, 11 May 2021 01:24 (four years ago)

This is my Nervous Night deep cut. Sorta Byrdsy in the chorus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8BdWrOSaOk

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 11 May 2021 03:16 (four years ago)

one year passes...

honestly don't think i ever noticed the lyrics back in the day, because they are goofy as fuck

decent song tho; tasty guitar break

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 July 2022 01:07 (three years ago)

yeah i said tasty

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 July 2022 01:07 (three years ago)

^^^was speaking of 'all you zombies'

'and we danced' is like john cafferty* + a touch of toad the wet sprocket, although the 80s keyboards give it away

* i.e. sub-springsteen

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 July 2022 01:15 (three years ago)

I always thought All You Zombies would have been a good one to slip to Cyndi Lauper when they were recording with her, because she'd kill the vocal on that.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 20 July 2022 04:42 (three years ago)


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