This is the thread where we post completely pointless Top 10 lists that have absolutely no purpose

albums with the lowest metacritic scores (out of a possible 100):

30 results may vary - limp bizkit
31 testify - phil collins
31 one - dirty vegas
34 life on display - puddle of mudd
35 liz phair - liz phair
35 juliana's pony: total system failure - juliana hatfield
37 gameface - master p
38 a day without rain - enya
38 14 shades of grey - staind
39 baptism - lenny kravitz
39 it had to be you... the great american songbook - rod stewart

Top 10 songs starting with parenthesis, on my ipod, alphabetically:

1. (Baby) You don't have to tell me - Scott Walker
2. (Blank Paper) - Folk Implosion
3. (Don't Worry) If there's a hell below we're all going to go - Curtis Mayfield
4. (Hospital Vespers) - The Weakerthans
5. (I'm a) Roadrunner - Jr Walker and the Allstars
6. (I'm always touched by your) Presence Dear - Blondie
7. (I am) What I am not - Idlewild
8. (I Know) I'm Losing You - The Temptations
9. (Loch Leven Intro) - Arab Strap
10. (Lookin for) The Heart of Saturday Night - Tom Waits

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top 10 vodka uneven percolator eve

1. michael buble - cummerbund
2. mars volta - cumberland gap
3. snap - you get seen
4. toru takemitsu - careless hands
5. space monkey - can't get taxi running
6. pale saints - suffolk curdle
7. lobo - come don't love
8. forbes masson - wall of shroud
9. bruza - tulips from turkey
10. frank and walters - ekphrasis baby

10 songs picked at complete random out of Guinnes Book of British Hit Singles

1. Brenda Lee: Sweet Impossible You
2. Ultracynic: Nothing Is Forever
3. Heart: You're The Voice
4. Ted Heath: Dragnet
5. Carl Cox: Does It Feel Good To You
6. Juluka: Scatterlings Of Africa
7. Elegants: Little Star
8. Jimmy Shand: Bluebell Polka
9. Jellybean: Sidewalk Talk
10.Styx: Don't Let It End

Top Ten songs starting with numbers, the numbers determining their position in the chart:

0. 3.45: No Sleep - The Cardigans
1. Million bottlebags - Public Enemy
2. -4-6-8 Motorway - The Tom Robinson Band
3. - Minute Rule - The Beastie Boys
4. 0' - Franz Ferdinand
5. -4=Unity - Pavement
6. 6 - The Afghan Whigs
7. Swans - Sufjan Stevens (cheat!)
8. 50 Double Pumper Holley - Sparklehorse
9. 9 and a Half won't Do - The Detroit Cobras

from the most pointless serves no purpose reference book on my shelves: Billboard's Hottest Hot 100 Hits

The Top Ten Songs Written By Albert Hammond
1. "Don't Turn Around" Ace of Base
2. "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" Starship
3. "When I Need You" Leo Sayer
4. "It Never Rains In Southern California" Albert Hammond
5. "To All The Girls I've Loved Before" Julio Iglesias/Willie Nelson
6. "I Don't Wanna Live Without Your Love" Chicago
7. "The Air That I Breathe" The Hollies
8. "One Moment In Time' Whitney Houston
9. "Gimme Dat Ding" The Pipkins
10. "Through the Storm" Aretha Franklin/Elton John

10 song titles starting with the words "I Don't" on my iPod:

1. "I Don't Get It," Cowboy Junkies
2. "I Doon't Know What It Is," Rufus Wainwright
3. "I Don't Like Mondays," Boomtown Rats
4. "I Don't Live Today," Jimi Hendrix
5. "I Don't Love Anyone," Belle & Sebastian
6. "I Don't Mind," The Decemberists
7. "I Don't See You," Camper Van Beethoven
8. "I Don't Wanna Talk About It Now," Emmylou Harris
9. "I Don''t Want to Get Over You," Mary Lou Lord
10. "I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That," Elton John

10 untitled tracks from my iPod:

"-," Isis
"...," Fantomas
"(untitled)," DJ Shadow
"[Untitled]," Lamb
"(Sin Titulo)," Cafe Tacuba
"Untitled," Squarepusher
"Untitled," Interpol
"Untitled," Pig Destroyer
"Untitled Instrumental," James Brown
"Untitled Song For Latin America," Minutemen

top 10 #10 tracks, pulled randomly from CDs scattered around my desk workspace:

10. "El Ranchero," Grupo Exterminador
10. "The Way of the World," Queen Esther
10. "La Bamba," Los Lonely Boys
10. "Kiss of Fire," Louis Armstrong
10. "Crank the Hank," Dallas Wayne
10. "Song of the Evergreens," Chicago
10. "I Got a Sure Thing," Ollie and the Nightingales
10. "History of Ireland, Part 1," Black 47
10. "Sisters of the Moon," Fleetwood Mac
10. "Buleria de Ay!," Ojos de Brujo

My 19th favourite singles of the year (at the time) from 1990 to 1999:

1. Can't Stop Loving You - Richard Rogers
2. Where Love Lives - Alison Limerick
3. Success Has Made A Failure Of Our Home - Sinead O'Connor
4. Are You Gonna Go My Way - Lenny Kravitz
5. Ghetto Day - Crystal Waters
6. Waking Up - Elastica
7. The Box - Orbital
8. Say What You Want - Texas
9. Love Like This - Faith Evans
10. Windowlicker - Aphex Twin

Top 10 top 10 lists so far in this thread
1. top 10 vodka uneven percolator eve
2. Top Ten songs starting with numbers, the numbers determining their position in the chart
3. Top 10 albums with animals on the cover
4. 10 untitled tracks from my iPod
5. Top 10 albums with the lowest metacritic scores (out of a possible 100)
6. top 10 #10 tracks, pulled randomly from CDs scattered around my desk workspace
7. Top 10 songs starting with parenthesis, on my ipod, alphabetically
8. 10 song titles starting with the words "I Don't" on my iPod
9. 10 songs picked at complete random out of Guinnes Book of British Hit Singles
10. My 19th favourite singles of the year (at the time) from 1990 to 1999

Top 10 hip-hop songs that apparently contain the word "soccer", according to a bored Google of OHHLA:

1. Lil' Kim f/ Andrea Martin, Lil' Cease, Trife- Money Talks
2. Knoc-turn'al f/ Dr. Dre, Missy 'Misdemeanor' Elliott- The Knoc
3. Non Prophets- Damage
4. Mr. Pookie f/ K-Roc- Southern Made Playa
5. Ugly Duckling- Rio de Janeiro
6. KJ-52- KJ Five Two
7. Chad Muska f/ Jeru the Damaja- Versus of Doom
8. MC Solaar- At the Clear Fountain
9. K.M.D.- Humrush
10. Mac Lethal- Pass the Ammo

top ten tracks randomly culled from the bag of unattended promo's on the floor behind me. (which loosely relate to the themes of other lists)

2:32 - Jurgen Hofbauer
audio 3 - Old Bombs
top hat - jake farley
er+ - build buildings
(not adam)- foetus
hangover hotel - lydia lunch
i know you don't like me - jarboe
drive my car - two gallants
studies for thunder - robert henke
A list goes on - Starflyer 59

1."Yeah Yeah Yeah", Alice Cooper
2."No No No", Yoko Ono
3."Well Well Well", John Lennon
4."Dance Dance Dance", Chic
5."Run Run Run", Velvet Underground
6."Neat Neat Neat", The Damned
7."Da Da Da", Trio
8."Girls Girls Girls", Coasters
9."Shame Shame Shame", Shirley and Company
10."Down Down Down", Tom Waits

The top 10 songs I have in QCD right now:

1. Lady Sovereign - "Random"
2. 80 AUM - "Mindcontroller"
3. Basement Jaxx - "Oh My Gosh"
4. Sugarbabes - "Spiral"
5. Sway feat. Wonder - "Call My Name"
6. Snoop Dogg feat. Jay-Z and Pharrell - "Drop It Like It's Hot" (remix)
7. Traumatic Stress - "Who The !*#@ Is James Brown?"
8. Syko - "Sextalk"
9. MIA - "Do Ya"
10. Beck - "Still Missing" (Roksopp remix)

Top 10 songs named "Come Together"

1. "Come Together" - Primal Scream
2. "Come Together" - The Beatles
3. "Come Together" - Spiritualized
4. "Come Together" - MC5
5. "Come Together" - Holland-Dozier-Holland
6. "Come Together" - Blur
7. "Come Together" - Peter Tosh
8. "Come Together" - Kool & the Gang
9. "Come Together" - Kid Frost
10. "Come Together" - Macy Gray