Paris Hilton demands Revolution Grrl Style Now, Prada bag.

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― strng hlkngtn, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ticketvision.com/concerts/images/hillary_duff.gif

next logical step in the REVOLUTION GRRRL STYLE NOW!!!

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

http://paris-hilton.wilsdomain.com/images/Paris-Hilton.jpg http://aroomofonesown.at/gifs/projekte/letigre/we-reject-fem.jpg http://paris-hilton.wilsdomain.com/images/Paris-Hilton.jpg

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

Strongo has returned to ilx to announce the end of days.

― Leon Jones Reynolds (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

I saw the thing on ILE, found the actual link, sent it to Strongo here and well. yes.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t304/T304824A.jpg

― strng hlkngtn, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

I am so excited. Honestly? This is amazing. Where's Ally. She'll agree with me.

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

I agree that this is amazing.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

I'm glad I never believed, but this will still not save me.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

Nobody told me Kath was on the last Green Day album! Can't believe that never came up.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

So THIS is what that frogs-exploding-in-Germany-thing was about.

― latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

I can't wait to hear this. Seriously. It'll be shockingly good or shockingly bad, no middle ground. You can't beat that sort of entertainment value.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

kathleen hanna is a total moron.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

http://files.loudmusic.dk/covers/letigrefeministsweepstakes.jpg +

http://www.wishlist.com.au/images/Products/RH01/parisHilton_1_L.jpg = http://ghetto.hjsoft.com/icons/trainwreck.jpg

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

TELL ME IT'S A COVER OF "PARTY ALL THE TIME"

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)

Actually a shot-for-shot recreation of the "Party All The Time" video with Kath as Rick James...still the end of days but what a toboggan ride.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

this is from march 18th

― brokenfuses (brokenfuses), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

Fuck that nonsense, what about THIS:
"On their own forth coming single,(Le Tigre) have collaborated with Missy Elliott who is featured on the track and has contributed with a remix as well."

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

so? still on mtv europe (Which yeah I don't check daily)

http://as.wn.com/i/86/bac75af1fd8623.jpg

I like to party all the time
party all the time
paaartty all the time

http://www.ssonet.com.au/content/748/letigre.jpg

she likes to par-tay!

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

the "so?" was an x-post, obv

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40016000/jpg/_40016649_paris203_ap.jpg http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40016000/jpg/_40016649_paris203_ap.jpg http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40016000/jpg/_40016649_paris203_ap.jpg http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40016000/jpg/_40016649_paris203_ap.jpg

― strng hlkngtn, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

i wonder if the LT grrlz own "one night in paris"

― strng hlkngtn, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

Kath Hanna, making feminism cute, vapid and dumb since 1991.. U GO GRRL

― daria g (daria g), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

[brain explodes]

― daria g (daria g), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

PARIS HILTON FANS "GET" LETIGRE

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

I was Paris when Paris wasn't cool.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:46 (twenty years ago)

this is the sort of thing the le tigre uh "concept" was compromised by not doing from day one, surely?

― tom west (thomp), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

i think this is pretty cool. surely it'll put an end to the talk of KH being "humorless."

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

x-post: although okay i'm english and have only a very loose idea of the specific cultural value of a paris hilton, but still

i think "unfunny" is probably closer than "humourless", sadly

― tom west (thomp), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)

but not "clueless"

(x-post)

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)

I was Paris when Paris wasn't cool.

Hahahah, you genius man.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)

jimmy teh mod is OTM! This is awesome. Greatest news of the year. Paris's single that she put out wasn't bad at all, people.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

i'm guessing this song will be about how rural white people suck.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

be funnier or more insightful, please

― tom west (thomp), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

well, consistency is its own reward

― tom west (thomp), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

am i the only one (besides ally) who is kind of psyched to hear this album?

― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

OH JESUS READ FOR COMPREHESION

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

other vagina-havers should be ashamed of you all

― strng hlkngtn, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

I wonder what Camille Paglia would make of this.

― tom west (thomp), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

well i mean paris hilton is no mandy moore in the feminist sweepstakes but jeez, jess, it's not so bad.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

haha I was gonna make some comment about LeTigre trying to make their fans take a spoiled socialite reality-TV star seriously as a musical artist but then I remembered how much I love the Kelly Osbourne album.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

x-post

Camille Paglia likes fun, in as much as I can gather from her writing, so she'd probably dig it.

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

"In the 1990s, poetry as performance art revived among young people in slams recalling the hipster clubs of the Beat era. As always, the return of oral tradition had folk roots - in this case the incantatory rhyming of African-American urban hip-hop."

gosh! and golly!

― tom west (thomp), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

maybe Paris Hilton has a delightful personality and her and Kathleen are fantastic friends, who can say!

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

no, no, don't get it twisted, i fall more in the "helluva toboggan ride" camp

― strng hlkngtn, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

i think they should cover "girlfight" personally

― strng hlkngtn, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

from the friends I've given the link to I'll assume this article will cause more bug-eyed disturbed reactions than Wolf Eyes did.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

and I'm having a hard time imagining Kathleen Hanna being friends wiht people who have delightful personalities.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

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Praise Haile Parisi I and I.

― cnwb (cnwb), Monday, 5 June 2006 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

Why didn't Paris <3 Mu back and work with her instead?

― ((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Monday, 5 June 2006 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

Is the album really called "Paris Is Burning"? If the title track is not about VD I'll be very upset.

― Marmotdeth (marmotwolof), Monday, 5 June 2006 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Paris -

Whenever the revolution comes along, you realize that it's YOU that they'll be putting up against the wall and shooting, right?

― pleased to mitya (mitya), Monday, 5 June 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

If the title track is not about VD I'll be very upset.

If not, I hope she covers "The Crablouse"

― ((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Monday, 5 June 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

"Even though the gods are crazy/Even though the stars are blind"
Does she write her own lyrics?

― Marmotdeth (marmotwolof), Monday, 5 June 2006 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

When's Paris going to cover "Dyke March 2000"?

― cnwb (cnwb), Monday, 5 June 2006 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

Paris Hilton's first single: 'Stars are Blind'
Associated Press
May. 30, 2006 07:58 AM
HONG KONG - Paris Hilton says her upcoming album will be a mix of reggae, pop and hip-hop, with the first single being a reggae song called "Stars Are Blind."
Hilton also will remake Rod Stewart's "Do You Think I'm Sexy," she said in an interview in the June issue of Hong Kong magazine Prestige.
"The whole album has so much different music on it. I like all music. It's not like I only like pop or only rock. I want to have something for everybody," Hilton was quoted as saying.
Hilton said she wrote the lyrics to seven of her songs. The magazine didn't say how many songs are on the album.
She said she had to overcome shyness to become a singer.
"I have always had a voice and always known I could sing, but I was too shy to let it come out," Hilton was quoted as saying. "When I finally let go and did it, I realized it is what I am most talented at and what I love to do the most."

Prestige said the single, "Stars Are Blind," will be released this month by Warner Records and her own label Heiress Records, followed by a full album later this year.

― Marmotdeth (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

i kind of never got why everyone hated paris hilton

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but you've also got a boner for audrey hepburn. you like jetset gazelles with dimples.

― cognitive discodance (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think paris is that hot! though her perpetual half-smirk is pretty awesome.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

Stars R Blind is better than you all give it credit for.

― Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

It's growing on me.

― Marmotdeth (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

how the fuck do you go from "suck my left one" to producing this?!

― youth problem (YouthProblem), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

someone should make a collage of ashley angel parker and have this song playing in the background...and post it on youtube.

― youth problem (YouthProblem), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

how the fuck do you go from "suck my left one" to producing this?!

The same way you go from "white riot, I wanna riot" to "critics mags and interviews, who cares about bad reviews"

― ((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

So I've just discovered that the album is coming on 7 August, so I guess it should be leaking within the next 24 hours. The cover is awesome, PH having taken the whole blank plastic thing to the max. I suspect they used a wax mannequin for the picture.

― Baaderonixx immer wieder (baaderonixx), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000GDI3SW.01._SS400_SCLZZZZZZZ_V62585394_.jpg

― Baaderonixx immer wieder (baaderonixx), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:34 (nineteen years ago)

oooh. great cover indeed ! wanna buy the vinyl !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

No, Paris just looks like that. Did they get the people who do the covers for the Buddha Bar series to do this one?

― Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

you know, maybe the le tigre folks might be thinking that working with paris, and adding their slant to something massively powerful in mass culture might be a better road than returning to innocent, overly excited, rriot grrl tactics?

i kinda wonder what the hell this will be like.

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

I WILL BE AWESOME. THE END IS COME

― Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

So, uh, is the Le Tigre song actually on this? Is the Three 6 Mafia?

― Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

The cover is awesome, and this thread's title still makes me roffle. I hope those songs are there, but I will get it anyway - my local record store has a deal where every 13th CD you buy there is free. That's why I own Britney Spears "Greatest Hits", and why I will own this.

― Marmot 4-Tay: Hold these goddamn chickens! (marmotwolof), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

I can't find anything online that suggests Hanna or Le Tigre were actually involved, in the event, in anything on the upcoming Paris Hilton album. I'm not sure whether that's a bummer or a relief...

― Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Friday, 28 July 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

I can't find anything that suggests Paris was actually involved in the upcoming Paris Hilton album, aside from posing for the photo, video, and recording a few vocal tracks.

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Friday, 28 July 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

amirite?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 28 July 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

whoops, missed the bit about lyric penning. i stand corrected, but remain unrepentant in my prejudices.

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

So the next single "Turn it up" is floating around the interweb. A strangely lifeless rip-off of 'Slave 4 U' era Britney.

― Baaderonixx immer wieder (baaderonixx), Sunday, 30 July 2006 10:42 (nineteen years ago)

No, Paris just looks like that.

Oh yes, she's a complete natural. Only, she has brown hair and eyes.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Sunday, 30 July 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

This is the Amazon blurb:

Hotel empire heiress, fashion model, reality TV star and now pop princess Paris Hilton adds another string to her bow with this debut album. A musician since childhood - she playsthe piano and the violin - she penned both music and lyrics, and working with hip-hop super-producer Scott Storch, overcame her fear of the recording booth to create the final product. Includes the single 'Stars Are Blind'.

― Das Spiel ist aus für Baaderonixx (baaderonixx), Monday, 7 August 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

sweet. this comes out tomorrow, right? I'm so there.

― Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 7 August 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know, I'm ready conflicting release dates. It seems it'll be for next week.

― Das Spiel ist aus für Baaderonixx (baaderonixx), Monday, 7 August 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

so how's the album ? I had it in my hands at the record store at lunchtime and was about to take it... but somehow I couldn't... I'll try again tomorrow !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Monday, 21 August 2006 12:59 (nineteen years ago)

album of the year!

it's v v v good.

― The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 21 August 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

x-post The whole album is (not so strangely) lifeless.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 21 August 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

The Lex OTM like hot sex

― oh, wrinklepaws! (Wrinklepaws), Monday, 21 August 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

ok, I'll get it tomorrow then (or maybe even today, afterwork !).
at the record store today I had cds from etienne daho, mylene farmer and paris hilton. I think I had to drop the last one otherwise my GAY-O-METER would have exploded...

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Monday, 21 August 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

let me just say that this is definitively the absolute funniest mock-headline I have ever seen in my life. Has been since for the past 3 years when I discovered it in class once, actually.

― Stevie D, Monday, 6 August 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

in what class do they teach ilx thread titles?

― s1ocki, Monday, 6 August 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

Introduction to Contemporary Snarkitechture

― Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2007 23:30 (eighteen years ago)

Haha it is the best Paris thread title to date, at least. I never did buy this fucking CD. The impulse passed.

― marmotwolof, Monday, 6 August 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

I keep thinking someone is talking to a purse when I read this thread title.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

Lindsay Lohan sniffs huge line of coke, Dan Perry.

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

Paris Hilton blows inheritance, Dan Perry.

― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

joke construction complete.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

Nicole Richie rides Mercedes off side of cliff, Dan Perry.

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 00:57 (eighteen years ago)

sorry, can't stop

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 00:57 (eighteen years ago)

Avril Lavigne marries Teenpop and Alt Rock, Dan Perry

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

Avril's already married.

― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 01:35 (eighteen years ago)

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