Who is the best and worst Pitchfork writer?

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Best- Joe Tangari
Runner-up- Nick Sylvester fior pure laughs

Worst- Rob Mitchum-although he and I do agree on the Fiery Furnances

Pitchfork needs more Amy Phillips!

Jabberwocky (Jabberwocky), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

You wacky japester.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

the worst doesn't write for them anymore!

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

best and worst: Brent!

Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

they may get better, they may get worse, but they'll never come up with anything as entertaining as "wizard's cap"

Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

I loved the way Brent use to lose it in his columns. I miss him. I hope he is not locked away in a rubber room or maybe I hope that he is...??not sure??

Jabberwocky (Jabberwocky), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

Nick Sylvester is the one who I find most entertaining. I also like Scott Plagenhoef, William Bowers, David Raposa, Sam Ubl, Jess Harvell and Amy Phillips. I mostly skip the album reviews, but I read the singles reviews pretty regularly, which should explain some of my picks.

I can't stand Brent DiCrescenzo and Chris Ott, but they aren't writing for Pitchfork anymore, are they?

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

My favorites are Nick Sylvester and Mark Richardson. I don't really remember who writes the reviews I don't like.

mrjosh (mrjosh), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

I know Brent is gone. That Beasties review where he signed off was terrible. Not sure about Ott.

Jabberwocky (Jabberwocky), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

I don't think I've ever been as offended in my life as when one blogger wrote: "As Pitchfork's Brent DiCrescenzo said in his review of the latest Morrissey album..." and followed it up with an edit stating "Actually, it was Dom Passantino at Stylus".

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

the difference is you're british

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

Mark Richardson, Ethan P/Mullah Omar, Tom Breihan and Strongo are cool.

Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

I think everyone at Pitchfork is a winner.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

http://www.sauk.org.uk/exhibition/michael_winner.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

Oh lord, Dom! That's hilarious/awful.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

Yes! Scratch & sniff stickers for everybody!

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

sorry, I misspelled WEINER.

(ba dum)

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

WIENER even

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

even now that I'm freelancing and it doesn't hurt to have those bylines, I think constantly about having my name taken off the reviews I did for Pitchfork 5 years ago. it's like a skeleton in my closet.

Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

GLORY DAYS

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

Have No Regrets!

Jabberwocky (Jabberwocky), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

Best: Nick S. and Bowers for pure writing ability and humor, Richardson, Leone, and Plagenhoef for clarity and insight. Not favorites: Mitchum and Carr.

Kevin H (Kevin H), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Al, you're Spencer Owen?

Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

Reading Derogatis is no worse than Pitchfork

Shamsky (Jabberwocky), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

no better I should say

Shamsky (Jabberwocky), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

I usually end up agreeing with Amanda Petrusich a lot of the time

sovietpanda (sovietpanda), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

No love for dleone?

- (smile), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

It's all about Ryan Schreiber from 2001-2002. Fo' Realz.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

Dominique! The hotttttest!

sonny, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

haha I am *not* Spencer Owen. as it happens I kinda knew him at the time and I think helped him get his job at PF. haven't talked to him in years, though.

Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

I remember him getting a lotta lotta hatemail for that Weezer review, though, especially since it revealed his age.

Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

pssst! Brent's gone schizo...he thinks he's Al

Jabberwocky (Jabberwocky), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

Nabisco!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

let's out Yanc3y while we're at it. he has 3 reviews in the archive under his own name, but IIRC he wrote more under a pseudonym back in the day, although I can't for the life of me recall what it is.

Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

I like reading Scott Plagenhoef, Nick Sylvester, Mark Richardson, Nitsuh Abebe, Jess Harvell, Dominique Leone, Amy Phillips, Mark Pytlik, David Raposa, and Julianne Shepherd. Some more than others, obv.

I don't really have least favorites: I usually don't really pay attention to the names in those cases. Although I guess I was never that keen on William Bowers. I do think he's a talented writer, something about him just bugged me.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

I called him a bad word on my site once!

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

I like Raposa but his single reviews drive me up a wall more often than not. Nitsuh is like a beam of light in the context of PF.

Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

Wasn't Matt LeMay the same age as Spencer Owen at the time? In fact, PFM has employed several writers under 20 -- Spencer was just the only one to admit it in a review.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

I was 18 when I wrote for them! it's to be able to blame the folly of youth.

Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Pitchfork gets some people's blood boilin'

Jabberwocky (Jabberwocky), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

it's NICE to be able, etc.

Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

I haven't seen any bubbling blood in this thread yet, dude.

Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

The Worst = Sam Ubl

ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

Hey, I never knew you wrote for them, Al. But a quick archive search confirms your claim!

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

just reading your posts, bro

Jabberwocky (Jabberwocky), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

I'm giggling!

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

A friend of mine who sometimes posts here singled out Ubl as being not that great, but I have to admit, I couldn't tell you anything about the guy or his reviews. What's particularly egregious about him?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

To be fair, Miccio, you told Bowers to eat a bad word.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

Ubl is a cool name

Jabberwocky (Jabberwocky), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

Hey, I never knew you wrote for them, Al. But a quick archive search confirms your claim!
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), April 26th, 2005.

haha you make it sound like something i would lie/brag about.

jabberwocky: being dismissive or dismayed about something =/ "blood boilin'"

Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

for all the purple prose, I still really like Brent D's Kid A review

ksh, Saturday, 10 July 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

Comparing this to other albums is like comparing an aquarium to blue construction paper.

^^ This makes me lol in the best way.

ksh, Saturday, 10 July 2010 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

Best part is that when I first read this five years ago or so I totally agreed with all of it. Yes! Kid A! (Still love Kid A, don't think it's the best record ever though. But it's up there for me.)

ksh, Saturday, 10 July 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

i always assumed that review was tongue-in-cheek hyperbole

ciderpress, Saturday, 10 July 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

like even when i was in my "radiohead is awesome!" phase i read that and i was like uhhhh this isn't serious is it

ciderpress, Saturday, 10 July 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

if that's true then my whole life is a lie

ksh, Saturday, 10 July 2010 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

So Nabisco is also gonna be New York Magazine's music critic.

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 14:01 (fourteen years ago)

Well deserved.

I'm gonna mention ilxor in everyone of my posts until I get dn'd (ilxor), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 14:04 (fourteen years ago)

Amanda Petrusich is by far the worst. I submit:

Maybe more than any other band in operation, Seattle's Fleet Foxes are uncannily predisposed to singing about mountains: With its ghostly opening and perfect little Fender Rhodes riff, "Blue Ridge Mountains" feels ancient and huge, like it tumbled down from the top of the range and rolled straight into Sub Pop's front office. The atmospherics are so convincing-- and frontman Robin Pecknold's high, wearied vocals so effortless-- that when Pecknold mews the phrase "I heard that you missed your connecting flight" it feels genuinely anomalous: It's hard to imagine that Fleet Foxes and commercial airlines even exist in the same dimension. --Amanda Petrusich

My favorite used to be Eric Harvey, but I'm not sure if he's still writing. His blog, marathonpacks, has some wonderful writing. His piece on Wale's The Mixtape About Nothing is excellent and can be found here:
http://www.marathonpacks.com/2009/01/year-end-lengthy-write-ups/

Indexed, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

I'll second the recommendation on Eric's writing, he's great, and a genuinely nice dude also.

I'm gonna mention ilxor in everyone of my posts until I get dn'd (ilxor), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

i really liked Eric's thing on poloroids

the great finnish ball-licking kids (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

I really like Mark Richardson (the guy who does the Resonant Frequency columns). Really good writer, can even make NMH sound interesting, which is nice. Can't name a worst since a lot of reviews seemed to have been taken off. Whoever wrote the 0.6 review they gave to Andrew W.K. was pretty bad. Most of their daily record reviews are confusing. Honestly if you cover up the rating and just read the review it's very hard to even guess what these guys rated it. The last one I read was their review for Underworld's Barking which he gave a mediocre score to besides seeming to like all the songs. Blah blah blah, these guys are old, blah blah blah, can't think of anything to say about the music.

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

Mark R. is probably my favorite Pfork writer, all things considered. I can name a few others I'd say are on par with Mark (nabisco, Tom E., Tim F., Eric H. all come immediately to mind) but none of them write frequently enough to really call my *favorite*. I guess the closest parellel is Tom B., who writes often enough, has pretty good tastes and judgment, and has a really distinctive personal voice that I can level myself with.

I'm gonna mention ilxor in everyone of my posts until I get dn'd (ilxor), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

dave q, easy

laughing out loud lol (history mayne), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

One can argue that for every good Pfork writer there are 2-3 average-to-poor ones, but I think that's true of any critics' website, really.

I'm gonna mention ilxor in everyone of my posts until I get dn'd (ilxor), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

Another great piece from Eric Harvey:
http://pitchfork.com/features/articles/7871-bad-moon-rising-the-practical-lessons-of-sonic-youth/

Indexed, Monday, 11 October 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

yes

Dominique, Monday, 11 October 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

How did I not realize until now that Rob Mitchum's full name is likely Robert Mitchum? You know, as in the actor.

This is like when I belatedly put together that Drew Gaerig rhymes with Lou Gehrig.

jaymc, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

i'm disappointed p4k seems to have abandoned joe tangari's old dustry-grooves column. it was really great.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 13 October 2010 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

xxxp I gotta say I didn't find this piece particularly compelling (Harvey using himself in it seemed awkward). Does anyone other than Albini even care about this stuff?

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

Wait, is Harvey's piece the same thing that was on his blog a few days ago?

jaymc, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

xxxp I gotta say I didn't find this piece particularly compelling (Harvey using himself in it seemed awkward). Does anyone other than Albini even care about this stuff?

yeah, seriously

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

albini produced bush right? surely he's not immune to getting some cash

just sayin, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

dave q writes for pitchfork?

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

i'm disappointed p4k seems to have abandoned joe tangari's old dustry-grooves column. it was really great.

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, October 13, 2010 11:13 AM (45 minutes ago)

just a heads up: Tangari's blog is http://everygreatsongever.tumblr.com/ if you're looking for more of his writing

markers, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

"albini produced bush right? surely he's not immune to getting some cash"

Uh he "engineered" Bush.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

How did I not realize until now that Rob Mitchum's full name is likely Robert Mitchum? You know, as in the actor.

I think I've half-joked about this before, but ... I'm pretty sure he is actually related to Robert Mitchum, the actor/calypso singer. Or else that's just the kind of joke you're REALLY DEADPAN about when your name is Robert Mitchum. But I seem to remember it's true?

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

^^ not like closely or collecting-checks related, but some kind of related

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

(congrats on the new gig nabisco; you deserve it)

no but seriously: who is dave q?

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

You want Dave Q, you got it.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

Rather an outdated page in terms of links but even so.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

hey! thank you, markers. (xp)

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 13 October 2010 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

right on. thanks Ned! what happened to him, though? did he take off with mark s and momus?

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

Still hanging in London last I heard; met him back in 2007 there.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

oh right on thanks again Ned!

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

You're welcome!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

dave q is my idol/hero.

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

quite fitting, you're as unfunny as he was :)

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

grrrrrrrr

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

this is one of my favourite-ever threads

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

this is another one

(is this the origin-point for Aerosmith's critical rehabilitation/transformation into ILX darling?)

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

circling back to thank markers again for the link to that joe tangari blog. every great song ever is fantastic.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 17 October 2010 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

glad you like it! man, I haven't even read any of the entries there yet. maybe I should

markers, Sunday, 17 October 2010 18:12 (fourteen years ago)

they're uniformly dynamite. the most current is representative of the flavor, tho the blog covers all kinds of music:

Girma Bèyènè: “Ené Nègn Bay Manèsh” (Ahma Records 45, 1969)

In my last post, I mentioned buying Buda Musique’s Ethiopiques 8 compilation. Subtitled Swinging Addis, this comp is note-for-note one of the best CDs I’ve ever bought. It includes music released on the Ethiopian independent label Ahma Records between 1969 and 1975, the year Haile Selassie, Ethiopia’s last emperor, was overthrown and Mengistu Haile Mariam’s Derg regime destroyed the nightlife of Addis Ababa with curfews.

I really can’t recommend it enough. Compiler Francis Falceto really went out of his way to include biographical information on all the performers, translate the songs and provide context. The creative burst that accompanied the final years of Selassie’s reign left behind a truly amazing body of work—the fidelity may not necessarily be high, but the music is funky, soulful, dark and very distinctly Ethiopian. The scales and vocal styles stamp it with a national identity.

Girma Beyene is a keyboardist, arranger and singer who was hugely responsible for the sound of Ethiopian pop music in the 60s and 70s. He played in the original Ras Band, one of Ethiopia’s first independent bands, and when the band was poached by another hotel, he stayed behind and founded a second Ras Band. He was the guy who hired Tesfa Maryam Kidane, one of the country’s greatest saxophonists, and Beyene actually was the most prolific arranger of the late imperial period, arranging more records than Mulatu Astatke, who he also worked with on occasion.

Beyene stuck with it after the rise of Mengistu, too, leading the Wallias Band until he left them during a 1981 tour of the US, deciding not to return home. His music career didn’t last long after his emigration, and he faded into the Ethiopian immigrant community of the American East Coast.

“Ene Negn Bay Manesh” is one of only four songs he ever recorded as a singer. He doesn’t have the powerful pipes of a Tlahoun Gessesse or Alemayehu Eshete, but his hushed vocals perfectly fit the smoky, dark vibe of his songs. His organ playing on this song is deftly funky and has a blues tinge to it, and those horns sound like an opening to another world, so it’s fitting that this was the first Ethiopian pop song I ever heard.

i'm sure his writing isn't for everyone, but i love it.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 17 October 2010 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

Haven't read his blog but I agree Tangari's a great writer elsewhere.

ilxor being real fucking helpful in this discussion (ilxor), Sunday, 17 October 2010 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

new Tangari blog @ http://yeeshkul.tumblr.com/

markers, Friday, 12 November 2010 05:36 (fourteen years ago)

ATTN DANIEL

markers, Friday, 12 November 2010 05:36 (fourteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

R0b Harv1lla writes for Pfork, one of the best I've read recently:

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/15970-a-very-she-him-christmas

difficult to adjust to ilxor being a low frequency poster (ilxor), Friday, 28 October 2011 12:41 (thirteen years ago)

yeah that is good

She & Him, her Instagram-folk outfit with the quietly excellent M. Ward, proud parents of two cheerily frivolous full-length records many people took remarkable seriously, and why not.

Local Christian Blues (schlump), Friday, 28 October 2011 12:48 (thirteen years ago)

"adorkable" oh nooooo

ste throkes (Ówen P.), Friday, 28 October 2011 16:07 (thirteen years ago)


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