A Female Singer Who Tries To Be Sexy, But Doesn't Pull It Off

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Kelis
Vanessa Carlton

― ZionTrain, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

So you haven't seen the "Milkshake" video then?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

I'm sure I'll drink some haterade for this, but...

Gwen Steffanie.

― PappaWheelie, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

LMAO

Kelis doesn't need to try. And she so is.

LOCK DUMB THREAD.

― BLEH, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

i'll only allow this thread to exist if there's a similar one for male singers.

― my friend flicka (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

i'll only allow this thread to exist if there's a similar one for male singers.

Every hardcore band with tight pants.

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

I can't be the only one who thought Kelis came across stiff to the camera in that video. In still shots, however, the girl delivers.

― ZionTrain, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

Shakira

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

The T'Pau singer

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha! The first thing I thought of when I read the thread title was Milkshake!

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

Lisa Marie Presley I ain't buyin eitha.

― ZionTrain, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

i'll only allow this thread to exist if there's a similar one for male singers.

We have neither the time nor bandwith for such a thread.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

keep in mind that as a rule female singers HAVE to be "sexy," regardless of whether or not they think they are.

― my friend flicka (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

The T'Pau singer

YOU ARE SO WRONG T'POL IS TEH HOTTNESS

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

NOT WORK SAFE JON!!!!!!!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

can we cross-reference this thread with the chunklet and vice threads?

― my friend flicka (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

anyway jon, the lead singer of t'pau is carol decker and not jolene blalock!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

keep in mind that as a rule female singers HAVE to be "sexy," regardless of whether or not they think they are.
-- my friend flicka (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), April 26th, 2005 11:36 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

only in certain genres!

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

Jody Beth OTM. If female singers don't pull off being sexy, it's important to note that they're trying hard to be sexy and think they're being sexy, but sometimes they're just not good enough. Self-appointed judges judge...

I like Vice, fwiw.

― daria g (daria g), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

Nikka Costa, allegedly?

― Ian Riese-Moraine has a grenade, that pineapple's not just a toy! (Eastern Mantr, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

Jessica Simpson for sure

― Candicissima (candicissima), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

Mariah Carey owns this thread.

― maria b (maria b), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

Britney Spears

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

Christina Aguilara, post-Dirrty. What was the video of Dirrty trying to express other than that she probably has STDs that people haven't discovered yet?

― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

Oh yeah, and the Milkshake video was just okay. If you like your sex appeal subtle then you must've found it unappealing.

― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

Uh, Karen O.

Done.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

Eisbär, she is CUET no? On the show she looks like she belongs in LADYPRAWN.

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

Karen O. and Christina Aguilera are 5/5s.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

in terms of appropriateness for this thread, not in terms of hottness.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

Liz Phair

― wetmink (wetmink), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

Wait, are there different videos for Milkshake? I just went to watch it again and it was some thing in a diner. I could swear I watched a video online before and it was a bunch of little girls dancing around and an icecream truck. It was just creepy.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 06:25 (twenty years ago)

Willa Ford

Brooke Valentine

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

The former is the vid that actually got played. The latter one you either dreamed or are confusing with the KLF's "Justified and Ancient".

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

Mariah c. the last five years.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

Shania Shania Shania.

I mean really: "I feel like a woman." Well, I feel like gagging.

― The Mad Puffin, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

Peaches

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Peaches

-- Thermo Thinwall

OTM!!!

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

but that's why we like her. right?

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

we like her?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

YOU CAME TO SEE A ROCK SHOW!!!

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

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