How does Rachel Stevens smell?

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You know how hot girls smell nice? Like - just have that delicious smell to them? How do you imagine the gorgeous and talented Rachel Stevens smells? Can you visualise it with a nice picture perhaps? Of strawberries or something?

This girl is a babe times one million!

― CFran, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

shampoo

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

i say, i say, i say, my dog's got no nose.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

Girls that look like Rachel Stevens usually can be smelled (smelt?) from a mile away and reek of something that might make most people's eyes water, eah shes hot though.

― jmeister (jmeister), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

I imagine she probably smells like a machine. She has the cold, dead, eyes of a killer.

― coco, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

Dude you guys are crazy. She smells nice and stuff.

― CFran, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

I always feel lost in discussions about this woman. Is this what it's like for British kids to hear Americans talk about Hilary Duff and Mandy Moore?

― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

My inner bitch hopes she smells like herrings.

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

Is this one of those trick questions whose answer is "with her nose"?

― brittle-lemon, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

it is now!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:47 (twenty years ago)

As soon as I saw the thread title I thought Strawberries!
Hair-wise...probably smells like Timotei or Alberto Balsam - no Coal Tar for her.

Imagine how devastated you'd be if she f@rted in your company and it smelled like egg-in-a-cup? I don't think you'd really recover from something like that.

― JohnFoxxsJuno, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 10:02 (twenty years ago)

How does fake tan smell these days??

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 10:04 (twenty years ago)

TERRIBLE!

― Mr Comedy Timing Man (mark grout), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 10:09 (twenty years ago)

i used to like s-club
she smells like hannah's left thumb or paul's goatee

― hannah, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 10:21 (twenty years ago)

The answer is coco butter according to my source. "almost overwhelmingly of coco butter."

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

Can someone please go up to Ms Stevens and inhale her please and get back to me??

― Cza, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:07 (twenty years ago)

She smells of nervous panic covered up with Impulse.

― davidsim (davidsim), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:16 (twenty years ago)

I gotta tell you man - I'm a sucker for the smell of a hot girl.

― Cza, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

HOOO-WHAAAA!!!

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

Look, I spoke to someone who has inhaled the Stevens aroma. And the answer is coco butter. Straight up.

(Source: my mate who has interviewed her.)

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

I heard shes a smoker, so probablly like cigarettes. I was quite happy to find this out because that's what I smell like too.

― temeraire (r h), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

How long before the "How Does Rachel Stevens Taste?" thread??

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

A guy i used to work with went to school with her so he might know. Is she Jewish?

― Pradaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

vanilla. and jo malone. and cookie dough.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

babs hasn't bothered leafletting me, unlike the others. so she wins points there. saving the trees and all that.

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

How long before a "How does Shakin' Stevens smell" thread is posted...

― Pradaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

wtf! at NRQ

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

aha! i am in two threads at once. it could have been worse.

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

i could have posted about rachel's "technique".

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

I quite like the idea of Rachel Stevens being called Babs.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

rach leaflets me most days. my girlfriend works from home, so it's a bit embarrassing, but for now it's okay.

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

Has she been accosting you on your doorstep again?

― Pradaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

No, you don't want that hassle. Set the dogs on her.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

She's always trying to pin things on his chest too

― Pradaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

stark naked save for a shortie nightie. She was hanging on to the window sill, and I could see her knuckles all white... She wouldn't go - she wouldn't go, I had to smash her down with a broomstick, poke her off the window sill, she fell down on the pavement with a great crash ...

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

and she smashed, into a thousand pieces

Each pure white, and smelling of cocoa butter.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

(finally someone listens)

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

she smells like her LA ex.

― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

six years pass...

2005

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 03:32 (thirteen years ago)

scent from the past

― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 08:20 (thirteen years ago)

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