Brainwashing the Children

Even wacker: these fuckers interpolate "Rapper's Delight" for the zillionth time; do you suppose they paid the rights for it?

"NetSmartz® is an interactive, educational safety resource from the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children® (NCMEC) and Boys & Girls Clubs of America (BGCA) for children aged 5 to 17, parents, guardians, educators, and law enforcement that uses age-appropriate, 3-D activities to teach children how to stay safer on the Internet."
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"The NetSmartz Workshop was made possible via a public-private partnership with the United States Congress, United States Department of Justice's Office of Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention, National Center for Missing & Exploited Children, and Boys & Girls Clubs of America. Sponsorship from private corporations enables the NetSmartz Workshop and its innovative content to be shared with children, parents, guardians, educators, and law enforcement globally via the Internet at www.NetSmartz.org."

Talk about a stealth agenda. I guess I should be used to this level of cynicism/exploitation by now.

I AM THE BRAINWASHER.

Animation courtesy of a pirated copy of 3D Studio Max. Music brought to you by cracked Acid.