let's write a le tigre song for paris hilton to sing

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― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

(for reference: http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=le+tigre+lyrics&meta=)

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

This is going to be like "Me Against the Music" all over again.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

"list monitors arrive with GRRRL POWAH!"

― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

SEAL! SEAL! THE SEAL OF APPROVAL

Ooooh no nightvision long division farm life hot tuuuub
ooooh yeah no underwear people stare club sandwiches
mine-ral wa-teeer
mine-ral wa-teeeer
ooooh hotel baby will not be a slut alright
ooooh suffragette baby stays erect all night

SEAL! SEAL! THE SEAL OF APPROVAL
DON'T CLUB THE SEAL OF APPROVAL

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

MY MY METROSEXUAL

― fra lippo liposuction (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Whats your take on Paris Hilton?

Moron!

Secret Feminist!

― latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

That's hot!

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

why is paris hilton slumming with this aging electroclash harpy?

― fra lippo liposuction (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Please please redo Get Off The Internet.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

they're just going to re-record "Sugar," I'm sure. But without the sarcasm.

Hari's lyrics were basically perfect, though.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

"Tony Randall"

Tony Randall
Mary Tyler Moore
Molly Ringwald
Re-run shows

Robotic nation
False history spit out
Another picture of a girl with a gun
To bore me

Cartoon girl
Hallmark card
I see a punk club
He sees a strip bar

Somethings can't
Be photographed
Somethings can't
Be photographed

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

above entires all rock ( no ! that wasn't the chorus).
it would have to be no more than 2 chords.
bimbo,slut, i 'm a bimbo slut
media, whore, i'm a media whore
i'm materialistic but it's okay i've got money
bimbo,slut, i 'm a bimbo slut
media, whore, i'm a media whore

― paris, Thursday, 28 April 2005 06:04 (twenty years ago)

(This should include some Nicole Ritchie bitching as well.)

― nathalie in a bar under the sea (stevie nixed), Thursday, 28 April 2005 06:38 (twenty years ago)

Ok, this isn't very Le Tigre, and its clicheed but whatever. Here we go:

I've got the money
got the style
I've got the media
I don't even try

Oh come on girl,
let's hang out
let's go shopping
let's make out

Oh oh, you gonna be my wife
Oh oh, I want the simple life

You drive me crazy
I'm losing control
you're way hotter than that bitch Nicole

Oh oh, you gonna be my wife
Oh oh, I want the simple life

― daavid (daavid), Thursday, 28 April 2005 07:12 (twenty years ago)

(This should include some Nicole Ritchie bitching as well.)

I swear I didn't read this before my post.

― daavid (daavid), Thursday, 28 April 2005 07:14 (twenty years ago)

This thread is so funny

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 28 April 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

I'm tired of men
They're all like DRAGONFLIES!
I'm so tired of men
They're all like CUSTARD PIES!
I'm a marble staircase
And you're a PUDDING POP!
Just wanna read my book
But you, you NEVER STOP!

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 28 April 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

WHAT IS WAL-MART?
WHAT IS WAL-MART?
WHAT IS WAL-MART?
WHAT IS WAL-MART?

A place they sell WALL STUFF WALL STUFF WALL STUFF WALL STUFF

WHAT IS WAL-MART?
WHAT IS WAL-MART?
WHAT IS WAL-MART?
WHAT IS WAL-MART?

A place they sell WALL STUFF WALL STUFF WALL STUFF WALL STUFF

A MINK IN YOUR CLOSET
A JAG IN YOUR GARAGE
A TIGER IN YOUR BED
AN ASS TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING!

FREEDOM IS MINE!

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 28 April 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

They should just do "It's In His Kiss (The Shoop Shoop Song)"

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 28 April 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

"Political Song For Paris Hilton To Sing"

NICOLE!
YOU FUCKING HO!
NICOLE!
KNOW YOUR ROLE!
GIVE ME BACK!
MY TOOTSIE ROLL!
AND MY COKE MIRROR TOO!
I! FUCKING! HATE YOU!!

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Thursday, 28 April 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

They should just do a Lionel Ritchie song, right? Like "All Night Long" with its super-extended Casio soundclash Latin breakdown?

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 28 April 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

"Hot Topic," but with lyrics altered so the song's really about Hot Topic (and other shops).

― mike a, Thursday, 28 April 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

they could do a mean "Man! I Feel Like a Woman"

I still like the "Party All the Time" idea though.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Thursday, 28 April 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

"Political Song For Paris Hilton To Sing"

Fuck, and now I can't post what I was going to. You beat me to it. Double nickels on the dime.

― Ian Riese-Moraine has a grenade, that pineapple's not just a toy! (Eastern Mantr, Thursday, 28 April 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

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