Okay, now here's a tricky question for you: You are dating Simon Reynolds when you are out alone at a party and Kelefah Sanneh hits on you. What do you do?

Do you:

A) Realise that most men would chew off their left testicle for a chance with Reynolds and knock back Sanneh.

B) Realise that most men would chew off both of YOUR testicles if you didn't put a Sanneh notch next to a Reynolds notch on your bed post. Take Sanneh home and keep it secret from Reynolds?

C) Call your friends and say, "You are going to believe this" - then call Simon and risk hell by asking if he'd be up for a threesome?

D) Dump Reynolds immediately and go with Sanneh?

E) Realise you are a sad, pathetic excuse for a trolling message board user and hope you never feel the need to amuse yourself (and hopefully a few others) with this type of trollop even though some of the people reading this probably do wish they had a chance to date Reynolds and Sanneh.