Thread of a Thousand Dances

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I caught Sharon Jones last night and she did a song that was introduced with some James Brown preamble. I didn't recognize it as one of her songs but she supplemented the song with a run through of all the dances they used to do down in Alabama when she was a little girl.

So then I was wondering - how many songs out there have a specific dance (or at least the reference to a dance) associated with them? Could it be a thousand? Well, my money says at least a hundred before thread loses momentum. Or people lose interest. Or we run out of songs. List em!

gspm (gspm), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

I'll start...

A helpful compilation
1000 The Matador - Major Lance
999 Monkeying Around - William Bell
998 The Greasy Frog - Jeb Stuart
997 The Boomerang - Don Covay
996 The Dip - Whispers
995 The Push, Push, Push - Jerry Williams
994 Baby, Do The Philly Dog - Olympics
993 Jerk It - Gypsies
992 Temptation Walk (People Don't Look No More) - Entertainers IV
991 Boston Monkey - Billy Butler
990 Walkin' The Duck - Triumphs
989 Shing-A-Ling Usa - Lee Williams & The Cymbals
988 That Beatin' Rhythm - Richard Temple
987 Broadway Freeze Pts 1 & 2 - Harvey Scales & The Seven Sounds
986 Do The Sissy - Albert Collins
985 Let A Man Come In And Do The Popcorn - James Brown
984 Hook And Sling Pts 1 & 2 - Eddie Bo
983 The Meditation - Tnt Band
982 The Chicken - Jackie Lee
981 Moon Walk Pts 1 & 2 - Joe Simon
980 The Watts Breakaway - Johnny Otis Show
979 Breakdown - Parliament
978 Bumpin' And Stompin' - Garland Green
977 Change (Makes You Want To Hustle) Pt 1 - Donald Byrd
976 (Are You Ready) Do The Bus Stop - Fatback Band
975 The Twist - Chubby Checker
974 The Skate - The Attractions
973 Tighten Up - Archie Bell & The Drells
972 Neutron Dance - The Pointer Sisters
971 Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
970 Macarena - Los Del Rio

woo! we're 3.1% of the way there!

gspm (gspm), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

969 Monkey Time - Major Lance
968 Mickey's Monkey - The Miracles

Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

woo! we're 3.1% of the way there!

-- gspm (sea...), April 29th, 2005.

uh, no we're not

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

i totally thought of sharon jones' encore before i clicked on this thread. she was great live huh.

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

Strictly speaking, its "The Monkey Time"

967 Bacon Fat - Andre Williams
966 Greasy Chicken - Andre Williams

Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

965 The Funky Chicken - Rufus Thomas

Tripmaker (SDWitzm), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

uh, no we're not

-- ken taylrr

Wait, I don't get it. Isn't 31 3.1% of 1000?

Anyway, I have no idea of my cursory googling turned up the right song title or artist, but:

965 The Electric Slide - Marcia Griffiths

sleep (sleep), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

"Say, does anyone here know how to Madison?"

964 Madison Time - Ray Bryant Combo

Daniel Peterson (polkaholic), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

963 Disco Stomp - Hamilton Bohannon

I don't understand the objection to the 3.1% figure. Unless it is that at the time of the comment two more had been added bumping it up to 3.3%. Though it is possible that if no more are added we are 100% done.

gspm (gspm), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

Uh...I guess I'm supposed to add the Miami Bass ones

962 Ghetto Jump - Krush 2
961 Throw the D - 2 Live Crew
960 Throw the P - Anquette
959 Cabbage Patch - Gucci Crew II
958 Cabbage Patch - World Class Wrecking Crew
957 Robocop - BOSE
956 Robocop - Sleeze Boys
955 Creepdog - Cool Rock & Chaszey Chess
954 Do the Creep Dog Dance - Creepdog
953 Do the Alph - Bass Patrol
95* The Smurf - ahh, forget it. Too many Smurf songs...

PappaWheelie, Friday, 29 April 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

952 Walk the Dinosaur - Was (not Was)

p.j. (Henry), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

951 Rockberry Jam-LA DreamTeam

cs appleby (cs appleby), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

Some obvious ones:

950. Van McCoy - "The Hustle"
949. Little Eva - "The Locomotion"
948. Los Del Rio/Los Del Mar - "Macarena"
947. Kaoma - "Lambada"
946. Quad City DJ's - "C'mon 'N Ride It (The Train)"

Seb (Seb), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

945. The Bird Dance
944. The Pineapple Dance (Agadoo)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 29 April 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

That would be
945. Electronicas: Dance Little Bird
944: Black Lace: Agadoo

There was the balloon dance too, but that one never was connected with a hit single.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 29 April 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

943. Ciara - "1,2 Step"
942. 69 Boyz - "Tootsee Roll"
941. Digital Underground - "The Humpty Dance"

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Friday, 29 April 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

940.XTC: War Dance

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 29 April 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

939: Hale & Pace & The Stonkers: The Stonk

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 29 April 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

938. Do The Bus A Bus- Busta Rhymes

burna (burna), Friday, 29 April 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

I suppose the next logical answer is:

937: Do the Bus Stop - Fatback Band

PappaWheelie, Friday, 29 April 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

948 and 937 are duplicates of 970 and 976 (to be pedantic)
So i suggest:
948 Blitzkreig Bop - The Ramones
937 Cretin Hop - The Ramones

gspm (gspm), Friday, 29 April 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

uh, no we're not

-- ken taylrr

Wait, I don't get it. Isn't 31 3.1% of 1000?

actually, wait, you're right. my bad count. oops!

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Friday, 29 April 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

936. The Twine - Alvin Cash & the Crawlers
935. Jerk & Twine - Jackie Ross

brianiac (briania), Saturday, 30 April 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

934. The Freddy - The Adolescents
933. The Locomotion - Little Eva
932. The Hucklebuck - Paul Williams & His Huckle-Buckers
931. Peppermint Twist - Joey Dee & The Starlighters
930. Pony Time - Chubby Checker

VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 April 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)

929. donna loren, "so, do the zonk"

fra lippo liposuction (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 April 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

928. Chris Kenner--Something You Got (this was the first New Orleans tune to which dancers did the Popeye)

edd s hurt (ddduncan), Saturday, 30 April 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

it had to come up sooner or later:

927. Dismemberment Plan, "Do the Stnading Still"

Simon H. (Simon H.), Saturday, 30 April 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

I think one of the guys near me at the Sharon Jones show was doing the Standing Still.

gspm (gspm), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

926. Architecture in Helsinki - "Do the Whirlwind"
925. Gloria Estefan - "Conga"

Do songs from musicals count?

924. From "the Boyfriend" - "Won't you Charleston with me?"
923. From "Chicago" - "Cell Block Tango"

Roz, Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

922 The Simpsons - Do the Bartman

gspm (gspm), Monday, 2 May 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

Oh c'mon, this one's easy.

921 : Terror Squad - Do the rockaway, lean back, lean back, lean back ...

phil jones (interstar), Monday, 2 May 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

920. Bobby "Boris" Pickett - "The Monster Mash"

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 2 May 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Gee, this shore feels familiar.

919. The Time - 'The Bird'
918. Princess Superstar feat. Chesty Bunz - 'Bump Your Ass Off'
917. Usher - 'U-Turn'
916. Alphonse - 'Funky Snakefoot'

The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Monday, 2 May 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

915 Eldridge Holmes - Pop Popcorn Children

gspm (gspm), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

914. Roxy Music-Do The Strand

Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

913. Guitar Jr.-The Crawl

Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

912 (oh, yeah) Luke feat 2 Live Crew - Do the Bart

PappaWheelie, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)


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