oh brave and heroic little iPod!

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how's this for artificial intelligence? i've just listened to "the lexicon of love" on my iPod. whole thing, all the way through. the iPod waited till the very last echo of the "look of love" reprise had faded away: then ran out of batteries. it even had the good taste not to bother with track 11: that crappy "theme from mantrap" thing.

superb. i love that iPod more than most human beings.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Saturday, 30 April 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

Once it has gained your trust, it will turn on you.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 30 April 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

it knows what happened to its predecessor. it looks upon me with a mixture of respect and fear.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Saturday, 30 April 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Vengeance will be its.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 30 April 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

or, less dramatically, the batteries will crap out after a year. i still love you though, ipod.

― jergins (jergins), Saturday, 30 April 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

more sentences that end in "its" pls.

― reno sweeney (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 April 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

they should totally remake 'the brave little toaster' for the 21st century with ipods and vibrating dildos.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Saturday, 30 April 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

My now-2 yr old iPod has *yet* to crap out on me.

Have I just jinxed myself?

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Sunday, 1 May 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

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