List your favorite "I AM A _____(noun)_____

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I Am a Scientist
I Am a Cinematographer
I Am a Tree

― 57 7th (calstars), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Can i do "I Am The Fly"?

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I Am A Rock

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM-UH DAMO SUZUKI

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I Am a Child

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

(I'm an) "Engine Driver"

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I am a lineman for the county

― diedre mousedropping (Dave225), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Kitten

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"I Am a Passenger"

― Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i am an astronaught

― b b, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i am god by the virgin prunes

― b b, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm Henry the 8th, I am"

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I am a rapist.

― Leon Snodgrass (Eleventy-Twelve), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://media.bestprices.com/content/music/40/96847.jpg
I Am , I Said.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"Earthworm" - Flipper

"I'm an earthworm, I live in the dark..."

― nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I Am Teh Walrus

― darin (darin), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm the Ocean" Neil Young

― Not Thaat Chuck, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"I Am A Cracked Machine" - Brainiac

― John Justen (johnjusten), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"Je Suis Un Rock Star" - Bill Wyman

― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"I am a child"

― Neil Labute, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"I am an architect/they call me a butcher"

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I am a Madman.

Just saying, like.

― baboon2004 (baboon2004), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I am a Camera

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Imma (remix) - Azeem

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I am I-Queensryche...bust out your patch riddled jean jacket, dudes

― Hair Metaler, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I am a Grocery Bag - TMBG

― x amount, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Yngwie Malmsteen - "I Am a Viking"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn Right I Am Somebody--Fred Wesley & the JBs

― edd s hurt (ddduncan), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I'M A BOINGER

(Who among us remembers listening to this song on the flat, perforated record included with the book?)

― Justin, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"I am a patient man..."

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay."

― Oblivious Lad. (Oblivious Lad), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"I am a WILD PARTY!!"

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I Am A Patriot--Little Steven

― kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"i'm a back door man" (the doors)

― nique (nique), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm a Man"

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, nobody did "Anarchy in the UK" yet!

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm a Stepping Razor" (Junior Byles by way of Peter Tosh)

"I Am A Camera " (Trevor Horn in YES)

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm a Believer"
"I'm a Ding Dong Daddy From Dumas"
"I'm an Old Cow Hand"
"I'm a King Bee"

― Burr (Burr), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm Waiting For The Man"
"I am Trying to Break Your Heart"

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm a Lonesome Fugitive"

― Keith C (kcraw916), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"I am, I AM, I am Superman"

― late adopter, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of napalm

(streetwalkingcheetahwithaheartfullofnapalm IS a noun, right?)

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

my runner-up:

i am just a cowboy lonesome on the trail

which is better than

i'm a cowboy on a steel horse i'm a ride

which i also like

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)

and, oh yeah...

i am a pilgrim

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And it does me good like it jolly well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And I'm always pulling my hood.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a Disco Dancer
And a sweet romancer
I'm a Disco Dancer
And a sweet romancer

I Am A Kitten

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 09:08 (twenty-one years ago)

We forgot
I Am A Poseur

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

We also forgot the song with the line "I'm a cold Italian pizza" which is somebody around here's favorite- Miccio's?

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"Sex (I'm A...)"

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I am a mole and I live in a hole.

― Kris England, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

The first line of "Lost Highway."

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm a disco clone!" Oh, Cristina...

"I am the Resurrection" anyone?

― Ian Riese-Moraine has a grenade, that pineapple's not just a toy! (Eastern Mantr, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I am the god of hell fire and I bring you: Fire...

― jim wentworth (wench), Thursday, 5 May 2005 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

>Azeem - Imma (rmx)

Ah yeah, yo, this is Azeem checking in.
This one's dedicated to all the black sheep out there, the loners, the outcasts
The niggas with dyslexia and ADD like me

I'm an Afro Japanese Muslim Communist
a terrorist a leftist guerrila trainer
a Black Mexican
A border crosser ID snatchin;
Fake counter bill havin;
Bank robber
A Mormon Rastafarian
Outta control blacklisted blackballed untrusted
Inexperienced, I got little education
I'm liable to bunk up this whole english language
And speak some Jam-english "Enticya ta yesyan!"
I'm outta control towards the soul
Graffiti can arsonist
I'm slightly hypodermically challenged
A schizophrenic patriotic ex-postal clerk
Gun shop local
Got bad body odor and a thick accent
I'm a robot that can't be recycled
Harmful when touched
Environmentally unstable and overly contagious
Germ giving self reproducing sex weapon
A pathological liar running for presidential election
A daily collect call from San Quentin
Who sells women
An 80s hostage crisis that keeps givin'
I'm a seperatist sexist
A deathwish specialist
With a checklist
And hollowtips
Made just for politics
And I'm looking...
for a job, anybody hiring?

Hmmmm...

Maybe I should be on MTV
I'd be a media whore happy go lucky
Ex convict with charm, sensitivity
A house with a chimney
No cavities
I never smile
Tattoo my neck
Buy a rolex, curse a lot and try to get arrested
Just to sell some records
Wouldn't bother with investors
Smokin' cheeba in a necklace
In a Lexus in Texas
(unintelligible)
Intercepting tight dresses
After modelling sessions
In parties thrown by Essence
I stay up and plan how to make bad impressions
And funk like I need some ol' hella deep lessons
Until you start asking questions
That's when I stop guessing
I fill up my body with the names of dead brethren
And pray the get heaven
Brandish my weapon
To get love from the thugs in the balcony sections
Looking hard from all the props I'm bench pressin'
Lick shots in the sky just for extra attention
That's me.

Sorry about that. How you doing? Welcome to Woodson Burgers.
Can I take your order please?
You want fries with that?
Damn, I knew I shoulda gone to DeVry...

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm a believer
i am a child

― John Bullabaugh (John Bullabaugh), Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm a Little Airplane"

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a little teapot

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

And while I'm at it
"I'm a Little Dinosaur"

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmm...that Imma remix link seems broken. Here ya go

http://s21.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3PUPKDJ7TI8IF066R8RQGLEBFW

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 6 May 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

"I Am A Cliché"

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Friday, 6 May 2005 05:46 (twenty years ago)

Neil Young: "I'm a vampire baby/ Sucking blood from the earth..."

― Michael J McGonigal (mike mcgonigal), Friday, 6 May 2005 07:35 (twenty years ago)

I AM A VOODOO CHILE, BABE

― sd, Friday, 6 May 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

I'M SPASTICUS!

― weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Friday, 6 May 2005 07:54 (twenty years ago)

"...but I'm a chimera" (Pylon - "Beep")

― Ian Riese-Moraine has a grenade, that pineapple's not just a toy! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 6 May 2005 09:23 (twenty years ago)

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